Don’t forget, your sexuality terrifies LVM

MoribundMauve · 2020-01-13T16:33:17+00:00

"That's o.k, I feel like my face can outdo anything"

I think this was the only semi-acceptable answer. Yes, men, if you're so worried about dildos, do what most toys can't replicate, (oral.)

SaddleUpBucephalus · 2020-01-13T15:40:04+00:00

They're all publicly outing themselves as bad lovers lol.

DelicateDream · 2020-01-13T15:37:18+00:00

Will this bad women’s anatomy ever die?! 🤦🏻‍♀️

GuineveresGrace · 2020-01-13T16:20:48+00:00

Interesting how they admit that anal hurts yet shamelessly ask for it.

SimpleSyrups · 2020-01-13T16:02:31+00:00

Health sciences called: they want your high school diploma back

Why don’t they teach this shit to kids? Like really grind it in?? So tired of this anti-woman bullshit.

TheDeadlyBeauty · 2020-01-13T16:18:06+00:00

Yep. My ex didn't want me to get a dildo that was bigger than him and was very insecure about his dick (and everything else about himself).

2020-01-13T17:58:27+00:00

Ah the vagina, the only muscle in the body that apparently gets looser the more you work it out.

/s

Whateverrr_345 · 2020-01-13T16:29:14+00:00

Most of them have a small or skinny dick anyways 🤷

GuineveresGrace · 2020-01-13T15:14:07+00:00

Your sexuality terrifies them, and they have no idea how any of the biology actually works. Don’t take shit from a dude who can’t pass high school science.

hyrulian_sprite · 2020-01-13T17:14:30+00:00

How insecure and creepy/pedophilic was chris lee’s comment? eww

SarcasmSlide · 2020-01-13T19:33:20+00:00

You’re posting this shit on FB where your fucking mother and great-Aunt Sue can read it! Absolute trash.

GuineveresGrace · 2020-01-13T16:05:12+00:00

We’ve got it all in this thread.

get a younger woman
sex makes you loose
good girl vs slut
anal sex ‘to teach her’
hitting the wall

take1990 · 2020-01-13T19:21:52+00:00

I deleted facebook because it was full of scummy people like this.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-01-13T21:23:51+00:00

This is so hilarious. Men are so fragile that they are intimidated by an inanimate object

Title	Don’t forget, your sexuality terrifies LVM
Author	GuineveresGrace
Upvotes	85
Comments	28
Date	January 13, 2020 3:12 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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