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[–]getbackzackFDS Newbie194 points195 points196 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
FDS version of “It’s in the syllabus.”
[–]Elisa_LaViudaNegraFDS Newbie143 points144 points145 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The EXACT face I make. Ma’am, WHAT?
[–]AfraidofFollowersFDS Apprentice149 points150 points151 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one should get a pin. This is gold!
[–]BabyGotBantzPickmeisha™️122 points123 points124 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unless that is followed up with something like my boyfriend won’t let me...out of the house without a jacket when it’s cold. Then we have a problem.
[–]Ahp201424 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I went for drinks with my husband’s cousin’s girlfriend, she is very nice and it seemed like a good idea. I was wearing a low cut shirt because my boobs are awesome lol and she straight up told me her boyfriend would never let her wear something like that. She was wearing an off the shoulder top and she said “it was only because he wasn’t out with us because other wise he wouldn’t feel comfortable with her wearing that” GIRL WHAT. TEN YEARS, NO RING, GIRL WHY.
[–]beautysubthrowwFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was wearing short shorts and a crop top while walking my dog the other day because it was hot as hell. Some random dude stopped me to hit on me and I (politely) told him I'm married. He then went on a rant that there's no way I could be married because married women don't dress like that. Little did he know that my husband gives no fucks what I wear because he isn't a misogynistic douchebag.
[–]Cel_GabeFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe "read the handbook" should have its own flair too?
[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
These words do not exist
[–]KenesiskillFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The only time those words should be used: my boyfriend won’t let me feel like anything less than a Queen
[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly
[–]willowgrowingrootsFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“...pay for our dates”?
[–]sisterofnarcissusFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
„...spend all my money on stupid shit because he will hand me his credit card”?
[–]RabroFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hearing women say this especially if their married horrifies me
[–]purple_ink3FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’d leave my man if he tried to pull that
[–]RiteWriterFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No sis... just no. Pin DIS!
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When a picture really does say a thousand words.
[–]godandgoddessFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most accurate reaction to this shit. Not on the outside, but definitely on the inside.
Fortunately it's pretty rare in my experience.
[–]Littlebunny080FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoo I don’t understand women that dare to say that. You’re wasting too much saliva. Stop it. Even my dad doesn't tell me what to do or how to act. So my non-existent boyfriend won't do that either.
[–]DJSparksalotPickmeisha™️25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It's abuse. My bestie is kept on a tight leash by her bf and has Stockholm syndrome or something or is just too insecure in herself to get out and stand on her own without him. 😔
[–]Littlebunny080FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s so sad really
[–]RainyBobbinsThrowaway Account4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yes 😂
[–]LittleBitchyBananaFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahah I got goosebumps 😆 omg if I heard it in real life I would be deceased 🤣
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[–]getbackzackFDS Newbie194 points195 points196 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Elisa_LaViudaNegraFDS Newbie143 points144 points145 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AfraidofFollowersFDS Apprentice149 points150 points151 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]BabyGotBantzPickmeisha™️122 points123 points124 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Ahp201424 points25 points26 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]beautysubthrowwFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Cel_GabeFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]KenesiskillFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]thedevinefemmeFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]willowgrowingrootsFDS Disciple66 points67 points68 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sisterofnarcissusFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RabroFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]purple_ink3FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RiteWriterFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]godandgoddessFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Littlebunny080FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]DJSparksalotPickmeisha™️25 points26 points27 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Littlebunny080FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]RainyBobbinsThrowaway Account4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LittleBitchyBananaFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link