• You should have slept with your boyfriend at least as quickly as all other men.

  • You should be at least as excited and sexually available to your boyfriend as any past flings or FWBs. If you weren't "too tired" to have sex with other men, you're never "too tired" to have sex with your bf.

  • You should be offering to do the same sexual acts for your boyfriend as all the other men. Once you do a sexual act, it becomes part of your "move set" and you should be willing to do any move in your "move set" that your boyfriend asks for.

  • You should tolerate the same douchebag behavior from your boyfriend as you tolerated from all past men you've had sex with.

If you don't do all of the above, you're punishing your boyfriend and treating him poorly. You would be a bad girlfriend.