When you’re feeling down remember Kings, your best days are in front of you, whilst for Thots their best days are behind them.

adriannmng · 2020-11-30T18:33:46+00:00

“I want to have a normal family again”. Huh, again? So she had one. Seeing that most of divorces are initiated by women simply because they are bored, and she mentions “must have good sex” it follows that all this rant is due to a search for tingles.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-11-30T18:58:54+00:00

Trust me. Sex is ALWAYS enjoyable for women and women crave sex. Just not with their current dead bedroom partner.

Ever notice that ALL women no matter how long their dead bedroom has lasted for suddenly get their libido back roaring after divorce or separation? There’s no one hornier than a women fresh off a divorce or separation.

So remember there no such thing as a dead bedroom. She loves and wants sex but she just doesn’t want to have sex with YOU

Aldabruzzo · 2020-11-30T19:00:15+00:00

Think about what this is demanding.

She is 40, and wants a man who is willing to father her child. He must be willing to become a father to the child of a 40-odd year old woman. She wants "a normal family".

No, dear. You won't ever have a normal family again. That ended when you divorced the father of your child. That's gone forever. You also will probably not have more kids. The odds of you getting pregnant again with frozen eggs is slim to none. No man worth his salt will want to be around while you go through the angst and pain of failed embryo transfers and inability to get pregnant the usual way.

Essentially you're saying you want to marry a sexy, attractive man with a good job and use his money and moral support so you can have another kid. At 40. That's just not going to happen.

He must also be willing to have "good sex" for only a few years, because then according to her, sex won't be enjoyable for her anymore. Does that sound like a great selling point for men? What man is going to want a woman who's ALREADY talking about the time 10 years in the future when she won't like sex anymore?

Tsnacker77 · 2020-11-30T18:39:22+00:00

Ha ha ha! No mention of why she had a divorce, but we all know what they always say: "he was abusive"

She had her chance. Now she's a 40 year old single mom. Gotta love it! And she's still making demands for money: must have job, managing his debt...keep crying while I laugh at your tears!

boxicles · 2020-11-30T20:08:50+00:00

From an older man to you young guys... 35 - 50 is the absolute best time of your life. Just keep working out and working on retiring early. /r/fire

FocusBalance · 2020-11-30T18:36:32+00:00

I was gonna make fun of her for writing 'blue and white COLOR jobs', but then by the end of the post I just felt bad for her.

Emervila · 2020-11-30T19:46:52+00:00

now at 40 you can be literally anyone WUAJAJA. I just can't stop laughing at this desperation level, like she is "willing to take" anything BUT because of that she deserves nothing.

Guys, this woman at 40 "still attractive" and recognizes one of the best boyfriends she ever had (which is not the ex husband, remember this) was an avg guy "short, hairy and overweight" so, she didn't marry one of the best or similar BF but now she wants one of those, extremely laughable.

wbhwoodway · 2020-11-30T19:50:04+00:00

I’m guessing it will be someone who is blue “color”

mozppc · 2020-11-30T18:58:01+00:00

When women say that they want good sex, I m always confused. I always assume that they place importance in sex because they know it's the only thing they can offer to a man, so they want to have and give a lot of it.

Like my good friend who is in a relationship since he was 18 ( he is 26 now ) with the same girl, he claims that she wants to have sex with him everyday multiple times. I told him, it's probably because she has nothing else to offer and tries to keep you in the relationship by overly providing you with sex.

kyledontcare · 2020-11-30T21:21:21+00:00

Most eggs don't survive the thawing process anyway.

53withtrollhair · 2020-11-30T20:15:15+00:00

Betcha she filed. And if she gets along with the ex, why?

NoShitsGivenAtAll · 2020-12-01T01:53:28+00:00

Sex after years of marriage is basically hard work for both the man and the woman. If there's principle in the marriage (which used to be building a healthy family) both will work hard to keep the spark. The funny part in this post is, not only she seems to have screwed everyone in town such that no more spark is possible, but she also seems totally unaware that sex cools down after a few years. Even if she married Brad Pett she'll be bored of him after a while. It's basic biology.

No, dear. Your expectations aren't realistic. I bet you didn't have a father to teach you that.

Natuasi · 2020-12-01T02:22:16+00:00

First thing on her relationship list is good sex. She’s been chasing that first high for twenty+ years and still doesn’t realize why she’s single.

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-11-30T22:28:46+00:00

What is it with these tone deaf idiots wanting to start a family at 40?

Traksimuss · 2020-11-30T20:48:12+00:00

So she got that house and car after divorce, hopped on that carousel for couple of years. After all that pump and dump she decided she wants husband2, same as first but better in every way.

Not gonna happen though, and she will not settle on her marriage market value. Which would be 70 year old man without much in a bank.

Hot5oup · 2020-11-30T22:11:33+00:00

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Pimp87 · 2020-12-01T08:23:22+00:00

Wanting a baby at 40+? Good luck with that. Only 10 years of some useless sex before megapause? Also good luck with that. Wasted 22 years she could give a good guy and he has nothing left but a desperate 40 yr old with a b-tard and only 10 years (if not less) of some boring sex and whatever baggage she accumulated in all those 22 years. Yay! What a catch. Where do I sign up? 🤢

dorballom09 · 2020-12-01T09:17:09+00:00

Why is she settling for? She should find herself and enjoy life. She is a princess who deserve better. She is too young for this. Stop tryina be a wife and go be a hoe.

Also don't be fool. The next kid will have many health issues and could even have mental issues as well.

loneliness-inc · 2020-11-30T22:25:55+00:00

When you’re feeling down remember Kings, your best days are in front of you, whilst for Thots their best days are behind them.

Sounds like an explanation of why you should engage in doggy style or anal sex.

I just turned 40 and I am female.

All the more reason to hit it from behind!

Senpai59210 · 2020-12-01T01:40:13+00:00

"white color or blue color". She's looking for white dudes and smurfs lmao

C20H25N3O-C21H30O2 · 2020-12-01T05:20:06+00:00

Somehow, I just don't care anymore. I am happy in my life living alone, working on stuff that I like, and enjoying my life with friends who are like minded. If I get horny, I just masturbate, even hiring an escort might lead to STDs or trouble, and on top of that, it's free and available whenever I want. I don't feel insecure about living my life alone, but women somehow just cannot live alone. I wonder why.

silly_birb · 2020-12-01T11:16:51+00:00

She's "only" 20 years late...

DrDog09 · 2020-12-01T01:29:48+00:00

Well here expectations are better than most. But regardless I'd pass. Have another kid at 40? She would be collecting social security by the time the spawn left the nest.

AgreeableHelicopter2 · 2020-12-01T11:24:31+00:00

Hahahahahah dumb fucking bitch! Don’t feel bad for her guys!

Svartanatten · 2020-12-01T11:53:45+00:00

"Because I listen to my body and follow my feelings"....

This is the problem that children and women share, it's the root of her problems. Yet she still hasn't realized this and even describes it as a positive thing.

A good woman, let's be realistic, will realize this once she falls off the CC. A good person, after going through puberty.

This career driven laaady is barren with frozen egg and still a child regarding maturity. Sadly it's not unexpected and quite ordinary.

She didn't rly put any unrealistic sexual vibes until she asks if she is and at the same time claims she is expecting a dead bed room or to not enjoy the sex once confirmed barren. It's rly two opposite thoughts meshed together and then after trying to appear like a decent alternative we are introduced to the idea of her already having a kid, having had a family and at the time for grandkids is looking to mix her frozen eggs with another man's seed, at least she will pay for Chad in a cup...

What the actual flying fuck is going on? She clearly is dishonest as there are to many contradictions to count.

Svartanatten · 2020-12-01T20:38:07+00:00

The hard way is the best way once traveled. Tutorial mode might look tempting but any gamer knows its beating the hard games that is truly worth it.

As a King, we don't get anything for free. And once we accept that, we can EARN happiness. I don't believe it can be given.

There are no free lunches.

p3ngwin · 2020-11-30T21:51:53+00:00

So he can have debt, as long as HE'S paying for it, and all YOUR money is for YOUR lifestyle, eggs, and whatnot ?

You don't want a relationship, or marriage, you don't want to invest in him at all, to grow and become the best version of himself.

you want a fuckbuddy.

Buchwild · 2020-12-01T00:23:04+00:00

Jesus Christ that's a list!

2020-12-01T19:44:01+00:00

I have my life in order

...

I am crying as write this.

Sigh, that poor hamster.

moorekom · 2020-12-02T02:20:43+00:00

If life partner means marriage then I am open to it.

That right there is the problem. She is still "open" to be sold on an idea that she desperately craves. She does not understand that being sold on the idea of marriage, being chased after, being on demand is over. Smart women do not revel on the high of getting chased after. They make a sensible choice, lock it down and work from there.

fluffycakes2050 · 2020-11-30T23:13:20+00:00

ruifaf · 2020-11-30T23:19:24+00:00

I am laughing as I read this

mjladieman · 2020-11-30T23:24:07+00:00

This is too funny 🤣

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-01T01:59:07+00:00

Getting pregnant at 40? You're just asking for cancer to catch up to you.

It doesn't have to be the best (sex) ever...

She tells me she's secretly wanting some wild sex. Get Chad / Tyrone then.

I have frozen eggs

No, your egg supply has decreased.

I pity this woman.

TheApricotCavalier · 2020-12-01T03:36:06+00:00

That sounds like a whole lot of not my problem. Good luck though lady

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2020-12-01T14:45:09+00:00

All demands, she's nagging men already. No mention of ever being a good wife. Send this ole' horse to the glue factory.

Idontjudgelol · 2020-12-03T06:44:03+00:00

Aw I love her <3

HiHd_XD · 2020-12-06T18:15:53+00:00

What is this subreddit where all these women post?
Can anyone help me.

MistaGatorOnMyChest · 2020-11-30T22:10:44+00:00

Thanks bud that actually made me feel good lol

Title	When you’re feeling down remember Kings, your best days are in front of you, whilst for Thots their best days are behind them.
Author	Chemical_Debt_6127
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Date	November 30, 2020 6:26 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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