Young, dumb, full of cum 24 yo seeks simp to be 2nd best and raise her bastard

loneliness-inc · 2021-03-07T18:29:48+00:00

Hey u/Nero9214 and everyone else.

Friendly reminder that we are not here to shame beta men.

Wonder_prez · 2021-03-07T15:46:46+00:00

As single mothers create a tinder profile, do they think to themselves, "Goly gee I want to attract the guys I turned down while I had high SMV, so I'm going to get high off my ass and take a picture and then demand a guy to raise my bastard for me. This should work!".

Takkune · 2021-03-07T16:27:14+00:00

24? I don't believe that but, if true, tbat's a ROUGH 24...

West-Painter · 2021-03-07T15:51:59+00:00

Just proves how insane some women are.

silly_birb · 2021-03-07T16:11:37+00:00

"Men are all pedophiles!"

Then they all post how old their daughters are, some pictures and state they have no one to ask for help...

GerinX · 2021-03-07T16:10:48+00:00

A simp will answer the call. This woman is so forthright, her daughter will be her priority and the guy has to accept that. And tinder is for hookups, not relationships

Blazed-Doughnut · 2021-03-07T16:55:29+00:00

UK based? I can't help but feel like she looks like 85% of young mums these days...

YouSaidChicken · 2021-03-07T16:05:44+00:00

So a 1 year old daughter?

I know we get stuck in our biases, but is the piercing faking a wart actually attractive?

Thinkingard · 2021-03-07T17:15:58+00:00

It's fascinating how decades of society doing everything it can to put women first and we still have so many women like this.

SuperVeryDumbPerson · 2021-03-07T17:08:51+00:00

It's so sad how those 20-25 yo girls manage to look 40+ in those that are supposed to be their best years. Really shows how fucking around affects you

sahnisanchit · 2021-03-07T17:31:18+00:00

I'm 22 and I can't imagine raising a baby in next 10 years even. I don't know how or what I'm going to do. And she got pregnant in 22 and even delivered the baby. What a stupid person. Idk what knowledge is she going to impart to the baby and what values is he going to grow up on. I don't know even if she'll be able to marry, or just be single till 40. Because men don't want to raise other men's children and I'm included in that list.

VirgilDweller · 2021-03-07T19:16:37+00:00

Why do women insist on getting facial piercings? It’s not attractive. Looks like a metallic zit on her face.

PaulMurrayCbr · 2021-03-07T21:00:09+00:00

Her daughter doesn't come first: when it comes to being entitled to free shit, her daughter is just a proxy for herself. "My Daughter" needs rent money. "My Daughter" can't be expected to drive around in a heap of crap. "My Daughter" needs a nice holiday.

If there's no kids in the picture, then it's the relationship itself: its "us" that needs these things. The woman, of course, is the gatekeeper and arbiter if what "we" need.

onewaydive · 2021-03-07T16:03:41+00:00

Go away lady

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-07T17:11:39+00:00

All the thoughts and prayers in the world can't save her. She's done.

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-03-07T20:28:59+00:00

For many Tinder is the equivalent to writing a letter to Santa. And probably just as efficient.

solamarvii · 2021-03-07T23:08:37+00:00

Why does she literally look like a goblin?

UbiquitousPissant · 2021-03-07T16:34:55+00:00

Ahh the obligatory announcement of how her kid(s) always comes first. Great that you think that way but first, get off the damn dating site for hookups!

_Nequis_ · 2021-03-07T17:18:45+00:00

I mean if that's what she looks at 24,what about 30+?

_CockAss_ · 2021-03-07T19:56:42+00:00

Not exactly a beauty queen, is she?

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-03-07T20:57:53+00:00

I had sex. HERE ARE MY DEMANDS!

Tremendous moxie for her size.

FPSanalyst9000 · 2021-03-07T21:10:20+00:00

I’d immediately ask her. “why didn’t long term work out with the last guy?” Then she’d say “he’s a dead beat” Then i would say. “Smells fishy to me” Leave her knowing we don’t fall for that bullshit.

04Liberty · 2021-03-07T21:38:22+00:00

24 going on 54

sacandbaby · 2021-03-08T02:14:44+00:00

My brother got in a relationship with a single mother. Married her as his 2nd wife. He was always battling her teenage son. Mom sided with the son. Of course. Divorce.

mak1341 · 2021-03-07T17:19:27+00:00

Yikes... They still got the gall to make demands and say my child goes first... bitch it obviously doesn't if it doesn't have a daddy in its life. Foh

AstroPixelCollector · 2021-03-07T17:22:45+00:00

Where is the bailout flair?

MRT922 · 2021-03-07T17:44:15+00:00

That is a fine piece of woman! I'll throw my money at her!

Funkydirigidoo · 2021-03-07T19:50:07+00:00

FTFY: Young, dumb, full of ~~cum~~ twinkies

usehername6969 · 2021-03-07T20:40:05+00:00

Wicked Snatch of the West

asdf333aza · 2021-03-07T23:13:47+00:00

You can see that her kid has already sucked the youth out of her. There is nothing left for you guys.

labancaneba · 2021-03-07T23:51:27+00:00

Ive started to feel incapable of finding women above 22 attractive, unless they're highly photoshopped models.

As someone in my mid20s, it sucks

Caveman_44 · 2021-03-07T18:09:48+00:00

That doesn’t even sound promising at all. In fact if a man said that he’d never get a right swipe lol

largepaycheckaddict · 2021-03-07T18:15:55+00:00

She looks like a literal witch

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2021-03-07T18:19:06+00:00

"Hey! Pick me! But you will always come last, because my bastard comes first."

Fuck, most of these single moms are stupid - it's like they don't realize that the whole point of an ad is to entice someone, not repel them.

Morons.

leredditbugman · 2021-03-07T18:40:51+00:00

Lol try 3rd best.

taoofmojo · 2021-03-07T18:42:03+00:00

No way she is 24.

Ok-Adeptness4906 · 2021-03-07T18:56:11+00:00

Looks more like 54

MieSelph · 2021-03-07T19:22:11+00:00

Yuck. I thought she died when Dorothy’s house landed on her.

New_Wrangler3335 · 2021-03-07T19:52:11+00:00

I’m more concerned that she’s so ready to let a stranger have immediate access to their daughter......

Devilsgun · 2021-03-07T20:03:31+00:00

Sounds kinda creepo, tbh

"Looking for something long term who will accept involvement in not just with me but with my daugher also" screams creepo pedo invite (mom's grammar screams "dumb as a box of rocks", suggestive 'package deal' wording with the word "involvement" prominently placed, etc) and with her baggage, smushyfugface, Elvisy smirk, and Richard Millhouse Nixon nose I doubt that any guy that'll settle for her would be prime stepdad material, sooooooo....

Probably fat now too. No full body pics, or even 'goodies' on display, just that goofy Graceland awhuhuhthankyewverymuch pic, full zoom. Adds +20 to desperate ass semi-retired hoochie

ifuc---pipeline · 2021-03-07T20:49:10+00:00

It would be jacked up if she wanted a guy that wouldnt accept the kid.

mynamespacearea · 2021-03-07T21:07:41+00:00

That skin and melted candle face reflects a rough fucking 24 years.

kapriece · 2021-03-07T21:38:04+00:00

You can tell she's fat. In what world does a fat single mom get to have what she wants. Smh. The entitlement is off the charts.

Kyonkanno · 2021-03-07T22:52:11+00:00

24 years old? more like 24 years worth of dick

fear_based_identity · 2021-03-08T00:38:23+00:00

Damn these women looking 20 years older than they are. Opiate epidemic hitting hard lol

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-03-08T06:25:27+00:00

why thots always go for a make believe wart on their face? 🤦

Enzo95 · 2021-03-07T19:12:29+00:00

involvement in not just with me but with my daughter also

I wonder if Sleepy Joe is on Tinder.

pllayertwo · 2021-03-08T00:54:44+00:00

ogre

covettonhouse · 2021-03-08T00:57:07+00:00

She looks rough for 24 jfc

knight101black · 2021-03-08T01:55:18+00:00

She's heavily unattractive, especially at 24.

BluepillProfessor · 2021-03-08T15:17:38+00:00

Is she pimping her daughter or just offering her as bait?

ant2k15 · 2021-03-09T05:17:32+00:00

Fuck them kids.

MRMRising · 2021-03-09T13:27:27+00:00

So to translate; She has a kid and put the father on child support, now needs a step daddy to come into the picture to help raise it and pay the rent/utilities.

Meanwhile, she basically lives for free..

SCCock · 2021-03-09T16:48:54+00:00

Why is there a fly on her lip?

Cristoff13 · 2021-03-11T02:23:18+00:00

I can imagine how a 3rd date with her goes. You show up at her house around 6pm. She's all dressed up. "So you've arranged a babysitter right?" "Um sure, she's showing up in half an hour. I just need to pop out to the store. Can you take of my kid until then?" "I'm not comfortable with that." "But its just for half an hour!"

So she disappears out the door. Hours pass. You find she's blocked you on her phone. Eventually around 2am she staggers in, obviously drunk. "Oh sorry, um, my friend had an emergency, had to take them to the hospital. Thanks for taking care of my kid." "But you blocked me on your phone!" "Um sorry, silly mistake."

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-11T17:31:30+00:00

Her lips look sore

American__Jedi · 2021-03-12T22:53:56+00:00

If she's 24 then so am I. (Hint, I'm not 24)

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-03-13T12:17:15+00:00

Her photo just screams HPV. 😅😂

kevin32 · 2021-03-13T14:45:22+00:00

profile for reference.

You're welcome to repost u/Nero9214, but omit any references about her looks unless she herself is looking for a Chad or being unreasonable ("Must be 6ft tall", "Please be handsome and fit"). Example title that's acceptable: Single mom seeks someone to be 2nd best and raise her kid.

Title	Young, dumb, full of cum 24 yo seeks simp to be 2nd best and raise her bastard
Author	Nero9214
Upvotes	444
Comments	102
Date	March 7, 2021 3:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/lzszyb/young_dumb_full_of_cum_24_yo_seeks_simp_to_be_2nd/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/young-dumb-full-of-cum-24-yo-seeks-simp-to-be-2nd.752389 https://theredarchive.com/post/752389

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