Girl asks me straight up if I wanna bang

fashfront · 2018-06-21T01:56:30+00:00

"Woah slow ya roll buddy I'm just tryna eat"

Zanford · 2018-06-21T02:10:08+00:00

Bad title. "wanna bang" sounds like she straight up offered, "are you trying to bang" is more of a shit test / ASD.

It's the best kind of shit test. It clearly signals she's thinking about sex with you. It's practically an invitation, but it's the kind you don't just say 'yeah' to. You have to avoid

the beta bait reply of "oh no princess I want to get to know someone well first!"
the thirsty reply of "OMG yeah I'd love sum fuk"

Basically she's trying to put you in 'chaser' mode and admit that she can dangle the prospect of sex to make you jump when she says jump. Or beg you as a beta who's ashamed of his own dick and sex drive.

The other reply's script-flip is good, or a similar one like "Well you've have to buy me dinner first, I'm old fashioned...but you're cooking me dinner, so we'll see if that works. You might have to get me liquored up with good wine"

Or something more straighforward but still not bait-taking like "We'll see if the vibe's right"

Quantum_Jiraiya · 2018-06-21T17:01:08+00:00

Obviously you want to bang. Both parties know this. This is her ASD (antislut defense) in action. If you say you were just over there to cook a meal and hang out, and your penis somehow accidentally slid in her vagina, that would be, like, crazy, like, lol!

I’d say “just trynna bang out an amazing dinner 😤🍽” if you think that is kinda funny.

I definitely wouldn’t say “No” or “Yes”

norcalguy510 · 2018-06-21T06:32:40+00:00

Had a tinder chick ask me this 3 minutes into our convo "hey.. Do you want to hook up?" "Yeah, im down." Then I almost blew it by starting to ask what type of things shes into.. Realized i was fucking up, shut my mouth, set up the time and place met up and that was it. Some chicks really just want a ONS sometimes. Without the bullshit. I wouldnt listen to all these other "witty" responses.

Whisper · 2018-06-21T02:07:14+00:00

"What, can't we eat first?"

bluefingerblue · 2018-06-21T02:21:56+00:00

Hey don’t get ahead of yourself sheesh

Women only think about one thing

eccentricrealist · 2018-06-21T03:29:26+00:00

"No I want to take you to flavortown"

Helpcalculus · 2018-06-21T07:32:53+00:00

Yeah I failed this in the past. It's a test.

The bitch texted me "I've had a dream last night and you were sexually abusive towards me. I liked it."

I straight up said "come over on Friday."

She never texted back.

TheNincro · 2018-06-21T04:31:24+00:00

Purposely misunderstand her 'question'

I would just go "Maybe, if you take me out first"

Edit: Even better "Maybe, If you make me dinner first"

TheTrenTrannyTrain · 2018-06-21T04:16:51+00:00

"You're thinking about sex already? You sure have a dirty mind, lol."

lostbuthopefull · 2018-06-21T02:17:34+00:00

"I'll consider it"

throwa12373 · 2018-06-21T07:27:39+00:00

Do it

johnnygun- · 2018-06-21T07:38:00+00:00

Made a baby that way. Careful. She likes to fuck.

zaze12 · 2018-06-21T10:32:06+00:00

Watch the first ghostbusters movie

WonderfulPipe · 2018-06-21T13:16:27+00:00

“Depends of how well you cook”

mrp_awakening · 2018-06-21T11:37:34+00:00

Could do the typical chick line, but reversed... "what kind of guy do you take me for?". Doesnt answer the question, and frames her as the one chasing you.

PhaedrusHunt · 2018-06-21T22:04:12+00:00

Wait, is food a currency? I could just venmo you. But since we're talking about it, what can I expect from a seven course meal with wine pairings vs. say a couple of boiled eggs?

MattyAnon · 2018-06-21T20:23:56+00:00

I have no idea how to reply to this.

Pass all shit tests by being a fucking man. Be sexual. But be choosy and keep your options open, don't let her use your sex drive to put your value below hers.

"Yeah, I wanna bang.... do you meet my standards?"

Title	Girl asks me straight up if I wanna bang
Author	OversuspiciousT
Upvotes	28
Comments	47
Date	June 21, 2018 1:52 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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