I’m sorry what!!!

Zombiedango · 2020-10-22T16:24:39+00:00

9" is not huge? Since when?? Anything above 6"-7" is painful - and a lot of women around me feel the same.

HomerNarr · 2020-10-22T17:24:10+00:00

its not a pussy, its a grand canyon.

GeserAndersen · 2020-10-22T17:26:38+00:00

9 inches is 22.86 cm,if this is small, doing it with her is like throwing a salami in a corridor

Dupreecity45 · 2020-10-22T17:36:52+00:00

Sounds like she's just body shaming people now. It's like if a guy said that any women not packing at least a D cup have no tits.

thelatekof · 2020-10-22T16:54:09+00:00

https://media.tenor.com/images/a2b2eb17b209a18b247ef53bdb56c7fd/tenor.gif

dr_pheel · 2020-10-22T18:13:42+00:00

Some chick tried to tell me that 9 inches is the fucking AVERAGE. I'm still flabbergasted by that. Her excuse was "well I only date black men soooo" bruh that's not even the average on black men, not even in porn...

Abhificaton_Shwarma · 2020-10-22T17:02:12+00:00

The .000000001% of men packing more: 😳

NounsAndWords · 2020-10-22T17:53:12+00:00

This is what happens when people with 4 inches keep telling girls it's 9"

Reddotform27 · 2020-10-22T17:00:07+00:00

4 inches ... ..... ..... 🙁

matiic218 · 2020-10-22T17:35:05+00:00

She got the well that Samantha crawled out of

motorbiker1985 · 2020-10-22T17:52:22+00:00

Yeah, we had a biology teacher who managed to troll us in a great way, in human anatomy lesson he casually mentioned that the erect penis is on average 22-24 cm in length. This was before the era of wikipedia, several people didn't even have the internet. Needless to say, our desperate looks must have been priceless.

dystopianview · 2020-10-22T18:11:06+00:00

Between women not having one, and men often lying about how large they are, a lot of perceptions can be skewed. I once met a girl who said she "usually only sleeps with guys who are 13 inches". Oh? Either she's lying, stupid, or gullible.

Woundrer- · 2020-10-22T16:33:25+00:00

Guess I am changing my category

creative_i_am_not · 2020-10-22T18:08:07+00:00

This is what happens when 6 inch guys say they are 9

StorminNorman1066 · 2020-10-22T18:00:42+00:00

Isn’t the average depth of a vagina only like 4 inches anyways? Like wtf you need the extra 5 for? Is it a status thing like the length of a point on a medieval lord’s hood?

ox2slickxo · 2020-10-22T17:39:15+00:00

like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

W0lfofDawn · 2020-10-22T17:31:40+00:00

alrighty there Johnny Sins..

dmckidd · 2020-10-22T17:44:03+00:00

I guess a horse can satisfy that tunnel

the_lord_of_doges · 2020-10-22T17:59:51+00:00

This post was a joke. On that tweet she replied to herself and said "because its huge"

maplekeener · 2020-10-22T17:51:06+00:00

What the fuck, then by that logic I have a micro penis

Bramkanerwatvan · 2020-10-22T18:31:42+00:00

That woman can go fuck herself. Do you know how hard it is with 7 inch or bigger? It's not fun at all if you need to be hyper aware and careful. If you don't get turned down because they are scared.

BurningOrangeHeaven · 2020-10-22T18:17:55+00:00

Order massive sex toys, get pumped and dumped for years, weight gain till obese.

Isn't any surprise why someone would post something like this now is it.

ocelot_lots · 2020-10-22T18:20:24+00:00

She should contact Mr. Hands.

He'll give it to her right.

Cheef_Baconator · 2020-10-22T18:53:14+00:00

A guy with a 3 inch pecker lied to her

2020-10-22T18:54:36+00:00

Guys, does it matter, when it comes right down to it? Does penis size matter for "your" satisfaction? Women can bitch about small dicks, do we care? Its not like they're honest with their physical properties, with padded bras, and Spanx. Hell, did you ever think that your size (or any size) is irrelevant if her vagina is particularly loose?

Icy_Wildcat · 2020-10-22T18:55:02+00:00

She has a fucking wizard sleeve that she could fit her brain into

Preoximerianas · 2020-10-22T19:13:55+00:00

This is what happens when dudes with 5 inch ducks tell their girl they got 9 inches. Or they just watch too much porn.

Kazahaki · 2020-10-22T17:16:40+00:00

Aight bro, this is a retarded take on her part but how does this fit this sub?

jytusky · 2020-10-22T17:04:03+00:00

I prefer Personal Pan myself

2020-10-22T16:37:19+00:00

julio gomez has entered the chat

erdtirdmans · 2020-10-22T18:17:50+00:00

No pussy pass. No pussy pass denied. Wouldn't it be cool if the mods deleted stuff that didn't fit the sub rather than it just becoming "Women, am I right?"

Peace, y'all

Ipride362 · 2020-10-22T17:35:22+00:00

Guy was totally lying

Give-Valk-Acog · 2020-10-22T17:57:10+00:00

My gf once told me “there’s such a thing as too big” and I was worried for a week

iostream64 · 2020-10-22T18:01:05+00:00

Don't men pretty much never have dicks longer than 10"?

The-Dogfather · 2020-10-22T18:01:10+00:00

Newsflash: Size has nothing to do with game.

Kruleth · 2020-10-22T18:06:32+00:00

They takin all my chances away

Steve_Wiener · 2020-10-22T18:28:12+00:00

9" is probably < 1% of the population. Any penis statisticians here?

DeepSouthDude · 2020-10-22T18:43:28+00:00

I have a pencil that's 9 inches long, doubt that would be satisfactory.

My history says women are much more impressed by girth, than length...

SleepDeprivedUserUK · 2020-10-22T19:07:32+00:00

Damn! Hiding a tardis cave between those legs.

Title	I’m sorry what!!!
Author	Abhificaton_Shwarma
Upvotes	3306
Comments	163
Date	October 22, 2020 4:19 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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