Perfection

sehcmd · 2018-09-30T09:32:41+00:00

Impressive levels of restraint from the guy. Beef top priority

VinzClorthoEsq · 2018-09-30T11:20:59+00:00

This is constantly reposted and it’s great every time. His continued focus on the beer is the best part of it. Even while she’s swinging at him his eyes are on the beverage.

guschiggans · 2018-09-30T09:52:05+00:00

Background.

https://abc13.com/couples-baytown-restaurant-scuffle-caught-on-camera/2495511/

RHGrey · 2018-09-30T10:20:32+00:00

First thing the reporter asked is "Are you sorry you pushed her to the ground?"

Typical. This whole thing is as if made to lampoon modern feminism .

sol-bro · 2018-09-30T09:03:30+00:00

Any background to this?

honorocagan · 2018-09-30T11:00:41+00:00

Wait.

They got charged for public intoxication? They deserved no charges.

Three employees got fired??? For what???

It’s a nothing situation. Get the drunks out and continue with your night.

Stupid.

GT88UK · 2018-09-30T09:48:38+00:00

Absolutely the Neo of Nacho's

Testomorph · 2018-09-30T09:48:42+00:00

I believe the story was that he was in an argument with her before and she wouldn’t leave him alone, so she can up to him to knock his nachos out of his hands he finally had enough

StrawberryLetter22 · 2018-09-30T11:37:19+00:00

No matter how many times i see this I laugh

phillips91780 · 2018-09-30T13:53:50+00:00

Ya well, he was still charged with drunk and disorderly, and three employees were suspended for posting the footage. Thanks a lot ya dumb bitch.

RedhaJager2241 · 2018-09-30T11:43:29+00:00

Dodger of thots

SimpleCyclist · 2018-09-30T10:41:10+00:00

Why’s there so many typos in these cimments?

EasternEuropeSlave · 2018-09-30T09:34:42+00:00

Seems like its not his firsts time flooring a bitch.

Sketter1337 · 2018-09-30T13:36:53+00:00

And look at the dude's drink. Barely spilled any at all, maybe not even a drop. Excellent balance.

fladawgs · 2018-09-30T12:29:00+00:00

I wish she had a banana cream pie in his hand

fasterfind · 2018-09-30T14:33:33+00:00

Don't be a bitch.

BonvivantNamedDom · 2018-09-30T10:15:22+00:00

Priorities: Beer over food over ex-bitch

Start_button · 2018-09-30T15:04:19+00:00

I'll never not upvote this.

coffedrank · 2018-09-30T11:34:01+00:00

Thot throttler

Elickson · 2018-09-30T14:27:32+00:00

Lol, his glass doesn't even shake

HammondK37 · 2018-10-01T04:39:47+00:00

Is that the power of ultra instinct?

Kattaka · 2018-10-01T10:41:07+00:00

AAAH, I've tried to find this for ages on youtube!

I've searched "Man gets hit by girl, hits back, saves beer" and all the stuff like that and it doesn't come up. Thanks op.

waytoomanynapkins · 2018-09-30T12:39:24+00:00

This will never not be funny

Cedrico123 · 2018-09-30T16:23:54+00:00

Is this the power...of Ultra Instinct?

EagleScope- · 2018-09-30T21:03:12+00:00

"here bitch if you want it so bad"

RobotWeeb1V6 · 2018-10-05T06:09:15+00:00

him, to himself start drinking your beer

2018-09-30T18:23:31+00:00

That is fuckin great!! And he just goes on bout his bizz

Pyromansplainer · 2018-09-30T20:39:16+00:00

He rolled a natural 20 on his +1 Nacho Attack.

Ninjhetto · 2018-10-01T01:00:37+00:00

The fuck was her problem?

DARKFiB3R · 2018-10-01T01:00:41+00:00

My favourite repost. Never gets old.

2018-10-01T01:03:01+00:00

Bill Burr is 100% right about how women fall like toddlers.

2018-10-01T03:33:55+00:00

Each man has a restraint timer. You can almost see the number above his head, counting down to zero.

OpStingray · 2018-10-12T18:41:09+00:00

Crazy how she still goes at him even after. Like you’re half the size of this dude. Stay in your lane

mathdrug · 2018-10-13T06:58:37+00:00

Walks past her

"Nothin' personal, kid."

jeayese · 2018-11-05T04:07:56+00:00

Is that her purse that he throws and slaps her with at the end?

smow351 · 2018-09-30T09:11:38+00:00

Why and what

LA_all_day · 2018-09-30T10:47:09+00:00

Rekt

Drivium · 2018-09-30T18:56:18+00:00

Dee, you bitch.

TVFilthyHank · 2018-09-30T19:54:08+00:00

This dude had Julian level drink control. Never spilled a drop. Absolute legend.

alc0 · 2018-09-30T21:22:25+00:00

Did we ever hear the backstory to this old video?

jordtand · 2018-10-01T00:00:09+00:00

Old but gold.

miked2276 · 2018-10-01T00:45:45+00:00

Well deserved. Pig cunt.

Dash_Darkfighter · 2018-10-01T03:34:21+00:00

Damn I always want to know the back stories to this stuff just to see how they got in this situation.

Dirk3000 · 2018-10-01T04:36:02+00:00

I love how he’s just like “Fine, you want em? TAKE EM.”

gabriot · 2018-10-01T05:03:37+00:00

la beast?

Netsurfer_x1 · 2018-10-01T08:58:06+00:00

Keep it classy, Houston!

Zoollio · 2018-10-13T16:04:16+00:00

“Flawless Victory”

tacticalinfernape · 2018-10-18T08:38:50+00:00

gold. pure gold.

SsjblueKaiokenGoku · 2018-10-29T23:44:01+00:00

Damn she would be the worlds best Stormtrooper. She missed the box three times

insanesniper23 · 2018-11-19T09:48:28+00:00

Stttttttrike youre out

sorrow_tv_ · 2018-11-25T02:06:31+00:00

Haha he just drinks his coke and moves on with his day like nothing happened

lizard81288 · 2018-09-30T20:25:19+00:00

I love his skill level of him dodging her attacks, while drinking his beer.

This seems like a longer version of what I've seen, so I love how after she falls, a chair falls on top of her.

Great stuff. 👌

mariobeans · 2018-10-01T12:34:26+00:00

Jellygecko · 2018-10-01T15:10:16+00:00

This is good lol

Revorob · 2018-10-08T10:37:49+00:00

I like the way the man just calmly walks away afterwards.

the-ree-machine · 2019-02-04T22:06:43+00:00

Brings a tear to my eye every time.

WartOnTrevor · 2018-09-30T21:07:55+00:00

One can only hope that the sharp part of the Styrofoam container cut that bitch's eye.

WinnebagoWarrior_ · 2018-09-30T21:04:44+00:00

Oh good, we're posting this again. I forgot it was Sunday.

2018-09-30T19:34:55+00:00

This again?

LegitimateCrepe · 2018-09-30T17:33:10+00:00

Not this shit again

Title	Perfection
Author	Agganlodilo
Upvotes	5182
Comments	198
Date	September 30, 2018 8:55 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/9k4umz/perfection/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/perfection.893025 https://theredarchive.com/post/893025

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