Single adults banned from park - in case they are a paedophile

ShitlordAndProud · 2014-11-09T01:06:34+00:00

All adults over the age of 18 must be accompanied by a child at all times.

Time was that would have been a joke.

We are sorry but we are unable to let single MEN OR WOMEN without children into the park. If you are here to meet someone let one of our reception staff know and they will happily do a tannoy announcement asking them to come and meet you.

Now it's actually happened. Wait long enough, and just about everything that can happen, will happen.

WWLadyDeadpool · 2014-11-08T21:49:48+00:00

In their defense, they do ban women as well.

DancesWithPugs · 2014-11-09T03:23:10+00:00

Being a spouse or parent doesn't disqualify anyone from being an evil fuck.

flyingwolf · 2014-11-09T03:20:12+00:00

This was a joke when seen on Archer. Now it's a reality.

infernalsatan · 2014-11-09T06:22:41+00:00

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TheRealMouseRat · 2014-11-09T00:10:14+00:00

do they have any idea how few people who actually are paedophiles? the word is not even in the word list for google chrome ffs.

Timotheusss · 2014-11-08T23:22:02+00:00

What the fucking fuck

pipsname · 2014-11-09T05:50:01+00:00

Why not ban unsuprevised children instead of adults with money.

indefaggotable · 2014-11-09T15:23:47+00:00

This could be the beginning of a rent-a-child business.

2014-11-08T22:13:21+00:00

/r/rage seems more appropriate

warsie · 2014-11-09T07:21:52+00:00

Fuck this shit.

iMADEthis2post · 2014-11-09T09:12:02+00:00

I think the main issue is they run events that appeal to adults and children but they didn't want to be all peado-rapist in their brousures. Somewhat unprofessional and leads to issues like this, could you imagine the horror of been told "Sorry, you can't come in on the of chance you want to molest the little ones." In a line of people.

BigDamnHead · 2014-11-09T03:48:10+00:00

What happens when some nutjob who is really in to birds decides that since he can't get in by himself, he is just going to kidnap some kid to bring with him?

Mhrby · 2014-11-08T22:43:29+00:00

Doesn't belong in men's right, as it was not discrimination based upon gender.

2014-11-09T07:24:07+00:00

Next we should ban adults from parks in case they are pedophiles or pehophile-enablers or pedophile-philes. Then ban everyone from parks because they could be <insert shitty law here>

junoguten · 2014-11-09T08:18:45+00:00

This just bugs the hell out of me. The assumption is that only children need their outdoor time and social physical activity. Adults have no needs of their own, right? -.-

It seems odd to me, this paedo-hysteria. I mean most of the people that indulge in it are just regular folk that expose their children to violence every now and then, if not more. But God forbid it's sexual, cause that might actually be bad for them >.>

Further; who the fuck is stupid enough to prey on kids in a public space? Natural selection has probably taken care of that problem a long time ago.

2014-11-09T09:30:27+00:00

The funny thing. being that a paedophile/bird enthusiast would probably abduct a kid to be able to see the exhibit.

dangerousopinions · 2014-11-09T17:05:53+00:00

This is not even the slightest bit evidence based. First of all the majority of sexual abuse of children is committed by a relative. Secondly, most pedophiles are married or in stable relationships. This is like the boy scouts banning gay scout leaders. It's just completely based on unsubstantiated stereotypes.

2014-11-10T03:22:03+00:00

What I take from this is 'single' means 'one'. Correct? (I read the article, and it comes off that way)

So, can two adults come in? I didn't seem to see that being clear. Or do you need a child to enter?

If it's the former... wat, then pedophiles can just team up and enter. If the latter, that's not as stupid. But still stupid.

"It is in the leaflet. I think if I did a survey of 100 of our customers they would agree that we are doing the right thing."

I would disagree. Where are the parents or adults who brought the kids, that they can't watch them? I mean... The amount of pedophiles is a tiny minority compared to the regular people out there. I mean, sheesh.

There's caution, ie; security, cameras. And there's stupid ie; this.

Traxe55 · 2014-11-09T04:57:07+00:00

Who cares

Honestly how many grown adults go to the park alone just to sit around and do nothing? There's 10 million better things to do with your time

Title	Single adults banned from park - in case they are a paedophile
Author	JohnKimble111
Upvotes	289
Comments	78
Date	November 8, 2014 9:49 PM UTC (11 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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