So, someone's ex tried guilting them that they should be grateful for their marriage because over the years, he rented an awesome life from her for only $1500 per month. (Yes, she actually deduced the whole relationship into a lease in the end).

He found out today just how much better she made out than him from this divorce, so, I decided to do a little math myself. Check it out...

Let's say she made out with $225,000 after all was said and done. Assuming they averaged having sex once per week over the entire 14 years that we were together (which I think is very generous because that would be about 728 screws), that would amount to an estimated $351per romp. Say they only did it once every other week, that now comes up to a price of $702.

I know it's been said that if it "Floats, Flies or F*cks, rent it" so I kinda already understand a lot of that side of the equation. Instead, my question for you is this -- how should he tell her that she's only a moderate rent ho at best?