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[–]n3rdgir7FDS Newbie82 points83 points84 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Most sex toys that don't vibrate will at least stay hard when you need them to. They can't even do that.
[–]melonmagellanFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But they have a porn addiction! It's not their fault 🤢
Women need to help them work through it (porn-sick men... Not even once).
[–]Lady_WyattFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then they compare their porn use to sex toy use. No.. wtf no! The audacity!
A toy is not other people. Using a toy is in no way equal to needing to watch naked women to get off. When I use a toy I still use my imagination and don't need pixels to get off.
[–]elainejay82FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So painfully true.
[–]TagTrogFDS Newbie139 points140 points141 points 5 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
The last two boys I got naked with both had unwashed, smelly asses.
My sex toy? Squeaky clean and quietly waiting in the nightstand.
Hey male lurkers: it's called hygeine, try it sometime.
[–]Useful-LionFDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Literally the only thing I don’t like about this subreddit is how often it reminds me of men and their disgusting hygiene...
Like literally it wasn’t my imagination that THAT was what I was smelling last time I hooked up with someone
Ewwww
[–]melonmagellanFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Butt crumbs. We need to make that a sticky on this sub.
[–]ThoraFriganzaFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Nake lurkers wash your dick and butt crumbs".
[–]jenaemareFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol my last sexual partner, like 2 years ago, left shit stained boxers in full view. I was disgusted and couldn't believe that a man in mid 20s would be so unhygienic. He was as surprised as I was: 'wait, you mean you don't get those?'... UMM NO?
[–]heythereitsemilyFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I once slept with a guy (long ago before I vetted) and he stayed the night and brought a change of clothes. He forgot his boxers and when he came over next I made a point of embarrassing him by saying “I was gonna wash these but there’s shit in them and I didn’t wanna put that in my washing machine.” Literal skid marks. Didn’t see him again. Fucking gross, like what do I gotta do, check their underwear and ass cracks first?
[–]dembar126FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit this is hilarious 😹
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[–]TagTrogFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They smelled like literal shit. They probably didn't even wipe correctly.
[–]ninjabunnayFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He was definitely someone who wipes his ass standing up
[–]aellopeFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention unwashed and likely to give you one of more of the following: UTI, yeast infection, STI.
[–]Sadplankton15FDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I got a yeast infection and/or a UTI legitimately every single time I had sex with my ex. It was fucked up. Of course he convinced me that something was wrong with me, but in actual fact that dude wouldn’t wash his hands (yes seriously, even after going to the bathroom) and wouldn’t wash his dick. Beyond revolting, makes me gag thinking about it
[–]aellopeFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel you, I got a yeast infection every time I had sex with my ex too (luckily no UTIs). They can also be caused by oral sex with a man who doen't brush his teeth. 🤮
[–]Sadplankton15FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes!! Tbh he did tell me that he only started flossing his teeth “when he met me” so I really wouldn’t be surprised if he didn’t brush 🤢
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
☹
[–]msxchrisxFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I about dropped my drink when I read this!😂
[–]SakuraGirl88FDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I see no lies here 🤷🏽♀️
[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
[–]elainejay82FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Add in "Will probably screw you over and then gaslight you about it."
[–]dembar126FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dick isn't worth dealing with what's attached to it.
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[–]melonmagellanFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lady_WyattFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]elainejay82FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TagTrogFDS Newbie139 points140 points141 points (9 children) | Copy Link
[–]Useful-LionFDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]melonmagellanFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ThoraFriganzaFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jenaemareFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]heythereitsemilyFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]dembar126FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]TagTrogFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]ninjabunnayFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]aellopeFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]Sadplankton15FDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Disciple1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]msxchrisxFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]elainejay82FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]dembar126FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link