Accurate.

n3rdgir7 · 2021-02-20T06:37:35+00:00

Most sex toys that don't vibrate will at least stay hard when you need them to. They can't even do that.

TagTrog · 2021-02-20T04:47:59+00:00

The last two boys I got naked with both had unwashed, smelly asses.

My sex toy? Squeaky clean and quietly waiting in the nightstand.

Hey male lurkers: it's called hygeine, try it sometime.

aellope · 2021-02-20T04:32:06+00:00

Not to mention unwashed and likely to give you one of more of the following: UTI, yeast infection, STI.

msxchrisx · 2021-02-20T01:47:08+00:00

I about dropped my drink when I read this!😂

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-02-20T02:01:50+00:00

I see no lies here 🤷🏽‍♀️

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-20T01:52:23+00:00

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

elainejay82 · 2021-02-20T08:21:58+00:00

Add in "Will probably screw you over and then gaslight you about it."

dembar126 · 2021-02-20T09:45:37+00:00

Dick isn't worth dealing with what's attached to it.

Title	Accurate.
Author	azureangel35
Upvotes	1113
Comments	25
Date	February 20, 2021 1:37 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lnw1ch/accurate/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/accurate.741435 https://theredarchive.com/post/741435

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