In the comments section of the recent post about WAP, one of our members posted their own brutally honest and creative anthem, a retelling of her own sexual experience. She inspired me to write my own, and it's been fun and cathartic. I'd love to hear what you ladies come up with too, so get creative and share!

I said certified RadFem

7 days a week

On guard birth control

Keep your errant sperm weak.

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Yeah, yeah,

Yeah you fucking with a high maintenance minx.

Bring some snacks, play some sax, for this himain minx.

Give me everything you got for this himain minx.

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Bring it out hunny, charge ya card

Credit score higher than Mars

Incels see red when you treat me nice

They wonder why they lifes so hard.

Hop on top, mission is mine

You ask me first, it’s more than fine

It’s a hard yes, look in my eyes.

You lift me up, I’m never surprised

You worked on yourself, no need for disguise

I want you to park those sweet big lips

Right on this foreplayed clit UGH

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You make it flow, I tell you so

Everywhere we go, I always know

Who can cook, who can clean

Both of us baby, that’s how we got this dream UGH

Cuddle me, snuggle me, caress down the side of me

Light those candles, twirl satin around me

I tell him where to put it, never fucking presses me

#Dumphim2020 fore I have a man clipping me

He talks no shit, smile on our lips

Got my own car and it’s better than a stick shift.

I don’t negotiate for a thing

No DVM wait times, no filing claims.

Now get your degree and your career

For this himain minx.

He bought a phone just to say hi

to this himain minx.

Paid his own loan debt just to invest

In this himain minx.

Now grab my hand if you’d like to

Join this himain minx.

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Look I need an attentive lover, I need a deep thinker

I need a joy drinker, I need a life embracer.

Not a “nice guy”, I need a high value man,

Not a fuckboi fool, I need a King with a plan.

Leveling up, that’s where I’m headed

Himain is guide, not trying to hide it

Telling my friends, some just don’t get it

Boundaries are set, Pickmesha’s upset.

I don’t wanna cry, I wanna smile

Don’t wanna gag, don’t wanna choke

I want you touch that deep bright soul

That sings out the back of my throat UGH

No head games in this house, that shit is behind me

No gaslighiting, bullying too much maturity

Not a bread crumb in site our shit is too tidy

No cohabitation he’s begging to sign me.

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You’re honor I’m a vanilla witch, ownership no leases

Wear many hats and that’s something worth appreciating

Too worthy for kneeling, giving sisters something to believe in

Know better than to fight, moved onto blocking and deleting

Women in the food chain get eaten like snacks

And if he’s kissing your ass, he’s waiting for a sex act

Big D stands for big dysfunction. And therapy - forget it,

he's jerking it to children and scrolling on Reddit.

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If he’s not sane, then he can’t claim

Try to hurt my feelings, I don’t tolerate shame

When he fuck up and ask, who’s to blame

On that restraining order, Imma sign his name (woo)

(Queens in this house, Queens in the house)

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Yeah, you fucking with a himain minx.

Bring some snacks, play some sax, for this himain minx.

Give me everything you got for this himain minx.

Macaroni in a pot

for this himain minx.

I said bring snacks, that’s not a joke

for this himain minx.

Carbs really matter to this

himain minx.

AH

You boiling that water baby? Nice….nice….

Salt and pepper on it to…mmm