Corona virus meets FDS

siberiansummer · 2020-03-16T19:47:07+00:00

Omg lmao 😂 Purrell leveled up

buddingQueenie · 2020-03-16T19:51:42+00:00

Everyone gets tired of being pumped and dumped even as a hand sanitizer lol

2020-03-16T20:02:10+00:00

hides my side ho, rubbing alcohol from sight

cirrus_cloud · 2020-03-16T23:23:44+00:00

Purell gotta know to never respond with an emotional essay! 😂😂

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-03-16T20:02:06+00:00

Mood all Spring 2020!

Blue85Heron · 2020-03-17T00:19:30+00:00

I'm a nurse, and one of my jobs at my hospital is to annually fit-test all 45 employees in my department for N-95 filter masks. Yep: these are the masks that protect from airborne illnesses like TB, measles, Ebola, and now.... coronavirus. As of January 31st--that's the month I fit-test--I had tested 30 out of 45 staff. The other 15, I chased around the hospital for a month, trying to get them to commit to coming to my station and doing the test. I was such a Pickmeisha! Ladies, I had no idea of my own worth.

But now, airborne illness is A Thing, and people are flocking to me. It's like I've discovered the Power of the Pussy. Or Why Men Love Bitches. I am the fit-testing Queen. Everyone wants me. And you know what? My time is suddenly limited. I can only--as always--fit-test one person at a time. The rest of y'all gon' have to stand in line and cool your heels awhile.

And me? I get to decide who gets into that fit-testing hood first. I pass out the masks. I have power.

It's Love in the Time of Cholera 6.0, bitches.

suaveagave · 2020-03-17T01:32:31+00:00

Omg who made this? Comedic genius. 😂

Parking-Act · 2020-03-17T02:34:06+00:00

sounds like something the lvm abusive ex would say.

2020-03-16T20:25:07+00:00

🤣🤣

Title	Corona virus meets FDS
Author	LeftistEpicure
Upvotes	301
Comments	18
Date	March 16, 2020 7:36 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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