Cringe!

riseaboveagain · 2019-12-27T04:18:10+00:00

This amazing Don Juan wants to pull down his cargo shorts and take off his flip flops and have a fun affair in the back seat of his car with you.

He’s looking for long term, so if you’re the lucky lady he chooses, you can give him the pleasure of a blow job every week for the next year! Maybe you can even snack on some items that fell out of his kids lunches on the drive to school. Oh, boy!!

miramathebeatqueen · 2019-12-27T04:08:44+00:00

Update: his wife doesn’t know LOL 🤢🤮

jewdy09 · 2019-12-27T03:30:59+00:00

If you are such a great lover, your wife would still be interested in having sex with you.

FluffandRainclouds · 2019-12-27T03:41:04+00:00

"I put the Fu in Fun and omg in Orgasm"

Lmfaoo.

The worst part is that this dude sounds so happy and enthusiastic at the idea of cheating on his wife, ("I'm seeking adventure yeaaaah"...) that.. Yeah, I don't believe that he is sad or miserable or rejected or whatever. He is nothing but a creepy dude who wants to have sex with women who are half his age. Probably a pornsick male with a fetish for barely legal girls.

ItsFreezen · 2019-12-27T13:43:13+00:00

Listen buddy.She doesn't want it because you are terrible at sex.

levelupcleverup · 2019-12-27T03:49:48+00:00

“I want to waste your time long term while also putting your life and reputation at risk.” What a guy!

PossibleCook · 2019-12-27T05:38:55+00:00

Wtf does the last sentence even have to do with anything lol. I know there’s a lot to unpack here but that just threw me off.

popfriday · 2019-12-27T07:57:37+00:00

My question is, which women would have sex with him for free?

take1990 · 2019-12-27T14:33:25+00:00

These men should be exposed for the world to see. But I get that we can’t for safety reasons. 😤

Trocek · 2019-12-27T10:17:01+00:00

Get his surname and expose his ass 💅

Scotsburd · 2019-12-27T19:17:03+00:00

Wow, he's upbeat for a wanker.

Witchyko · 2019-12-27T21:34:03+00:00

lol He sounds like a target for a gold digger. What a tool.

Title	Cringe!
Author	miramathebeatqueen
Upvotes	91
Comments	25
Date	December 27, 2019 3:23 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/eg5l8l/cringe/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/cringe.694849 https://theredarchive.com/post/694849

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