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[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This amazing Don Juan wants to pull down his cargo shorts and take off his flip flops and have a fun affair in the back seat of his car with you.
He’s looking for long term, so if you’re the lucky lady he chooses, you can give him the pleasure of a blow job every week for the next year! Maybe you can even snack on some items that fell out of his kids lunches on the drive to school. Oh, boy!!
[–]miramathebeatqueenFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Here👏 For 👏 This👏 Comment👏
[–]miramathebeatqueenFDS Newbie[S] 92 points93 points94 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Update: his wife doesn’t know LOL 🤢🤮
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️117 points118 points119 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If you are such a great lover, your wife would still be interested in having sex with you.
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[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sex matters to me.
[–]H_MercuryAt-Risk Pick Me Youth14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
10 hour old account and one of his comments starts with “I fucking fapped....”
Little boy, every post on this subreddit says it’s female only. That rule also actually applies to you. NO really does mean NO.
[–][deleted] 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]sweatydeathRuthless Strategist[M] 13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shut up scrote. Your opinion is not welcome here
[–]APrivatephilosophyFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Like cheating?
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"I put the Fu in Fun and omg in Orgasm"
Lmfaoo.
The worst part is that this dude sounds so happy and enthusiastic at the idea of cheating on his wife, ("I'm seeking adventure yeaaaah"...) that.. Yeah, I don't believe that he is sad or miserable or rejected or whatever. He is nothing but a creepy dude who wants to have sex with women who are half his age. Probably a pornsick male with a fetish for barely legal girls.
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep! Chump Lady talks all about it. They are not sad, wayward souls. They know exactly what they are doing and why (because they are being selfish).
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Listen buddy.She doesn't want it because you are terrible at sex.
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I want to waste your time long term while also putting your life and reputation at risk.” What a guy!
[–]PossibleCookFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wtf does the last sentence even have to do with anything lol. I know there’s a lot to unpack here but that just threw me off.
[–]fairycanaryFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He wants to say he’s a good guy but not a pushover.
Though in truth he’s basically signaling that even if he likes you he’ll hurt you if he has to.
This guy has issues.
[–]take1990FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
May be that’s a way of saying he’s not vegan? Sounds like he’s trying to be funny. 🤢
[–]HeroForHire369FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's a sexual innuendo. It confused me at first, too, but I think he's implying that he'd eat... you. Her. Us. Whoever. Whatever. He's a degenerate.
[–]popfridayFDS STRATEGY COACH16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My question is, which women would have sex with him for free?
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? You can have all the mediocre sex with him you want - in his car. Or maybe in your car, so your pretty hair doesn’t get all over his. Or sex in a park - yeah! If you want a hotel room, you get to pay, because, you know, his wife would find out and all that. Oh, and he has no money because all his money goes to his kids, but of course you’d be totally understanding of that, in your role as #4 in his life.
Sounds hard, but think of all the meh sex you could have! With the amazing dad bod man! Try not to be offended when he wipes his dick with your shirt and leaves you immediately after sex, he needs to hurry home to a hot meal cooked by his faithful wife.
[–]take1990FDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These men should be exposed for the world to see. But I get that we can’t for safety reasons. 😤
[–]TrocekFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get his surname and expose his ass 💅
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, he's upbeat for a wanker.
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
lol He sounds like a target for a gold digger. What a tool.
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[–]miramathebeatqueenFDS Newbie[S] 51 points52 points53 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]miramathebeatqueenFDS Newbie[S] 92 points93 points94 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️117 points118 points119 points (8 children) | Copy Link
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[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️41 points42 points43 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]H_MercuryAt-Risk Pick Me Youth14 points15 points16 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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[–]sweatydeathRuthless Strategist[M] 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]APrivatephilosophyFDS Disciple14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 70 points71 points72 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple56 points57 points58 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PossibleCookFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]fairycanaryFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]take1990FDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]HeroForHire369FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]popfridayFDS STRATEGY COACH16 points17 points18 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]take1990FDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TrocekFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ScotsburdFDS Disciple4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link