Give him a heart attack

Cherry-Garcia- · 2020-07-12T15:14:00+00:00

.......and then don’t have sex with him. It’ll just be fun to see his expression when you do this.

StormyL · 2020-07-12T15:14:08+00:00

Or say you have a disease. Either one will freak them out 😂

Summerisle7 · 2020-07-12T17:40:18+00:00

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PollyAnnaSunshine · 2020-07-12T22:37:06+00:00

"... and don't you think we should get married first? I'd want little Herb to have your last name. Also you should probably know that twins run in my family! I've always hoped for fraternal twins so that I could have a little Herb and Herbette!"

ScrubJay9 · 2020-07-12T16:25:46+00:00

Omg yesssss

Zambigulator · 2020-07-12T21:44:48+00:00

I'm sterilized but no guys know that and I loooove this!

CassieGreen85 · 2020-07-13T00:28:13+00:00

What would be the best way to GTFO of the situation? I'm more virgin that the Virgin Mary, so I always imagine the dude getting violent or threatening (and I'm sure it's not an exaggeration, sadly), and what approach works to avoid that.

Nottheprob · 2020-07-12T18:21:04+00:00

And then dump him. Immediately

huna-lildahk · 2020-07-13T00:47:25+00:00

Yeah it’s all fun and games until you see his face light up too.

breadandbunny · 2020-07-12T20:06:24+00:00

I like this.

2020-07-12T23:01:52+00:00

Affirmation: real life testimony It works 😂😂😂

TheFussyMillennial · 2020-07-12T18:51:21+00:00

Lmao love this

Title	Give him a heart attack
Author	venus_lee
Upvotes	812
Comments	31
Date	July 12, 2020 3:02 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hpvrds/give_him_a_heart_attack/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/give-him-a-heart-attack.712784 https://theredarchive.com/post/712784

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