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[–]Cherry-Garcia-FDS Newbie231 points232 points233 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
.......and then don’t have sex with him. It’ll just be fun to see his expression when you do this.
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right, this is funny and all, but anyone who balks at condoms should be removed from the premises.
[–]StormyLFDS Newbie126 points127 points128 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Or say you have a disease. Either one will freak them out 😂
[–]AyemHerselfRuthless Strategist44 points45 points46 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This. "I'm just trying not to spread my HIV, but it's your funeral I guess."
[–]StormyLFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"If you insist. Most guys beg to wear one with me."
[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie36 points37 points38 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao this definitely would
[–]cant_watch_violence6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I said that to a guy once in this situation and he was like "omg me too, this is great!" So no, don't go this route.
[–]StormyLFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh god 😭
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[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Totally agree. These snappy comebacks are funny and all, but the real queen move is to instantly ghost.
[–]BellebasiFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
exactly!! like if not even a queen move, it’s literally just the smartest decision🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
[–]PollyAnnaSunshineFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"... and don't you think we should get married first? I'd want little Herb to have your last name. Also you should probably know that twins run in my family! I've always hoped for fraternal twins so that I could have a little Herb and Herbette!"
[–]PollyAnnaSunshineFDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then yeah, don't have sex with him.
[–]ScrubJay9FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg yesssss
[–]ZambigulatorFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I'm sterilized but no guys know that and I loooove this!
[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
You should still insist on condoms, to prevent getting an STD.
[–]nointerestsbutsleepFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup this. When I was on BC I still always insisted on condoms as well. Gotta protect yourself
[–]ZambigulatorFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I do!
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've been on the pill and when I was having sex I got so sick of the whining/excuses about condoms I would actually lie and say I was not on birth control!
[–]ZambigulatorFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bingo! That's why I don't tell them I'm sterilized!
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What would be the best way to GTFO of the situation? I'm more virgin that the Virgin Mary, so I always imagine the dude getting violent or threatening (and I'm sure it's not an exaggeration, sadly), and what approach works to avoid that.
[–]stillcantseeFDS Disciple15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I agree with the other commenter; condoms, stds, testing and general sexual health topics should be discussed before things get hot and heavy.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Again, I meant after the fact, when you tried your best to vet him but he ended up deceiving you for a long time, and are in the middle of sex or he's about the enter you and he ends up showing you his true colors. Men who conceal their true nature even for years are not uncommon and have been mentioned in the sub regularly.
[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
1) Be selective with whom you consider having sex with. 2) Have the conversation about condoms on a date, in a public place. Not when you’re alone and undressed with him.
[–]CassieGreen85FDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean AFTER you have done all that, you can't tell me that some men who seemed to be genuine didn't end up being total con artists and are trying to slip off the condom right before they enter you or when you're already in a room starting to get ready for sex (aka alone in a locked place).
[–]NottheprobFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then dump him. Immediately
[–]huna-lildahk4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah it’s all fun and games until you see his face light up too.
[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like this.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Affirmation: real life testimony It works 😂😂😂
[–]TheFussyMillennialThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao love this
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[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH55 points56 points57 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]PollyAnnaSunshineFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]ScrubJay9FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ZambigulatorFDS Newbie23 points24 points25 points (5 children) | Copy Link
[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH25 points26 points27 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]nointerestsbutsleepFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH6 points7 points8 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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