Irresistible

hoIds_up_spork · 2020-02-21T21:19:59+00:00

Age doesn’t define him but he wants someone younger? It should be illegal to be this hypocritical.

maybeathrowaway5678 · 2020-02-21T21:21:59+00:00

“I’m 46” “Free slurpee with every date”

I cannot stand these overgrown children 🙃

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-02-21T21:17:34+00:00

Is he trying to get me to join an MLM or get a date?

Yes

SarcasmSlide · 2020-02-21T22:25:21+00:00

Passion mandatory

“Suck my dick and make it freaky”

Goddess422 · 2020-02-21T22:42:45+00:00

It's such a turn off for me when any man over the age of 18 uses a litany of emojis when writing anything. It is so incredibly juvenile.

Evil_Rao · 2020-02-21T21:15:17+00:00

"Firearm friendly"

I feel for you north american sisters

delicateearthbabe · 2020-02-21T21:48:21+00:00

"Passion mandatory" to me reads the same as "Teamplayer" in a résumé. Well of course it's mandatory, you shouldn't have to point out the obvious. And if your partners in the past haven't been passionate about you, that's on you buddy.

Skittleschild02 · 2020-02-21T21:15:32+00:00

I stopped at Scorpio. Nope. Nope. NOPE!!!!

Iprotestthetest · 2020-02-21T22:38:09+00:00

The overuse of emojis is like “I can hang”

bitch_not_it · 2020-02-22T05:48:03+00:00

WHO WROTE THIS. It’s so ... incredibly disheartening to know that this is a real person and not a biting satire on the entitled delusions of old creepy out of touch men whose best offer is a 1.89$ slurpee after the absolute privilege of serving his noodledick. And you know he means literally a girl aged 18-19 when he says “I date younger” and that of course what he really means is a girl between 13-19

opalkhaleesi · 2020-02-22T02:08:52+00:00

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Title	Irresistible
Author	opalkhaleesi
Upvotes	27
Comments	27
Date	February 21, 2020 9:13 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f7hsi6/irresistible/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/irresistible.681795 https://theredarchive.com/post/681795

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