It’s 2021

MakeURegret · 2021-02-01T02:25:04+00:00

Well at least he knows he ain’t wise.

seraphinelysion · 2021-02-01T03:13:48+00:00

See, he got the order wrong. Should've started with wisdom, and then he would have realized how fucking stupid the rest of his statement was going to be.

driftinglochawe · 2021-02-01T02:31:03+00:00

Previously on The Last Kingdom (A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES)... my name is Uhtred Son of Uhtred and I have sworn to slay David son of Dave after word was received by eight of his wives that he was planning a coup on Winchester and we can't have that.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-02-01T07:35:45+00:00

I bet he couldn't please one wife.

ChocoBananza · 2021-02-01T07:47:16+00:00

Can he provide like King David?

_mooness · 2021-02-01T09:11:02+00:00

I bet he has a weak chin

wrice05 · 2021-02-01T12:56:16+00:00

If he's so into Biblical gender roles, I hope he meets Jael and gets a tent peg through the temple

weekend111 · 2021-02-01T09:39:05+00:00

8 bored wives he can’t satisfy.

MadamLeFay · 2021-02-01T13:35:24+00:00

...and they'll all be supporting his broke ass

Throwawayrightaway28 · 2021-02-01T15:53:24+00:00

Solomon was the “wise one.” And both he and his father King David were done in by their piss poor dating choices, so.

2021-02-01T16:19:00+00:00

Remember this any time a man pretends to love you.

snootdidanoot · 2021-02-01T08:44:02+00:00

Basically treating real human women as numbers... gross.

Softrito · 2021-02-01T21:50:48+00:00

David was such a trashy biblical character. I remember reading the book of Samuel and Kings and being like, "how is he not the villain?"

Title	It’s 2021
Author	kxvpjuar
Upvotes	158
Comments	15
Date	February 1, 2021 1:59 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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