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[–]MakeURegretFDS Newbie75 points76 points77 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well at least he knows he ain’t wise.
[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice56 points57 points58 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
See, he got the order wrong. Should've started with wisdom, and then he would have realized how fucking stupid the rest of his statement was going to be.
[–]driftinglochaweFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Previously on The Last Kingdom (A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES)... my name is Uhtred Son of Uhtred and I have sworn to slay David son of Dave after word was received by eight of his wives that he was planning a coup on Winchester and we can't have that.
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Disciple26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet he couldn't please one wife.
[–]ChocoBananzaFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can he provide like King David?
[–]wagonwheel_FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sir, David was stacked. Broke ass. 🙄
[–]_moonessFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet he has a weak chin
[–]wrice05FDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he's so into Biblical gender roles, I hope he meets Jael and gets a tent peg through the temple
[–]weekend111FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
8 bored wives he can’t satisfy.
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
...and they'll all be supporting his broke ass
[–]Throwawayrightaway28FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Solomon was the “wise one.” And both he and his father King David were done in by their piss poor dating choices, so.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Remember this any time a man pretends to love you.
[–]snootdidanootFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Basically treating real human women as numbers... gross.
[–]SoftritoFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
David was such a trashy biblical character. I remember reading the book of Samuel and Kings and being like, "how is he not the villain?"
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