Just a lil funny

hairwashernova · 2020-09-09T15:58:58+00:00

There was a tweet quoting this one that said something along the lines of, "3 months after listening to Steve Harvey's advice" and not gonna lie, I did chuckle a bit lol. I'm all for no sex until commitment and the whole 6 months rule but still...there has to be a way to find out how big the carrot is beforehand.

RedRetrograde · 2020-09-09T15:49:38+00:00

The crumb of dick Pickmes get after degrading themselves for men. 🥕☠️

penelopekitty · 2020-09-09T21:02:20+00:00

This is my one reservation about the 3 month rule. I could not deal. I've had a sad encounter with a micropenis - never again.

pigeon-bird · 2020-09-09T21:17:20+00:00

everything reminds me of him 😩😩

KetoKittenAround · 2020-09-09T16:46:27+00:00

I snorted out loud when I saw this post!

Sunday_V · 2020-09-10T07:30:11+00:00

Ok I know this is a post about disappointing dicks, but can we take a moment to talk about how tricky carrots are to grow? I’ve harvested so many carrots with huge foliage only to find the tiny shrimp of a root at the bottom and it’s so disheartening. I’m gonna try the Paris round carrots next year, so at least I’m expecting to pull up a little ball.

royaldetour · 2020-09-09T21:43:19+00:00

“Tonight you feast!!” 🙄

PrincessGodmother · 2020-09-09T20:32:24+00:00

My heart would sink to my stomach. Utter disappointment. 😭😂

Youdidntfindthis · 2020-09-10T02:14:48+00:00

The first ultra sound-

Title	Just a lil funny
Author	Moonxtal
Upvotes	367
Comments	22
Date	September 9, 2020 3:45 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ipie9g/just_a_lil_funny/
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