LVM be like

radical__daphne · 2020-03-04T18:27:01+00:00

"a kink"

Anyways she's fucking brilliant because that's probably the only way you could get a man to agree to it without him flipping his shit.

Bovvsette · 2020-03-04T22:11:33+00:00

This made me think, if we referred to our standards and preferences as kinks and fetishes, would LVMs still get livid about them or actually finally understand, because the language is more up their speed? We could always boomerang the classic: ”dOn't kiNkShAmE mE, bE mOrE opEn miNdeD!” right back at them. Imagine? ”I have a tall and rich man fetish”, ” my kink is being treated well, and going to nice dinners”, ”commitment and respect turns me on so much” 😂

michelle032499 · 2020-03-04T19:00:57+00:00

Girl you could tell him, draw pictures, infographics, etc. and he still wouldn't get it.

Goddess422 · 2020-03-04T18:54:49+00:00

His ignorance to his partner's lack of sexual satisfaction is criminal.

BaffledBazaar · 2020-03-04T19:30:40+00:00

Unrelated but does ANYONE know how I can style my hair like that in the photo?

Candy_Venom · 2020-03-04T22:20:54+00:00

Ok lady gaga looks phenomenal in those pics oh my gosh

Anskotn · 2020-03-04T20:23:49+00:00

I would love to see some of those 300+ comments!

timetofliptables · 2020-03-04T22:33:40+00:00

Also... can we just like... look at the platform. Presumably he’s not posting that anonymously or privately. 🤦🏻‍♀️ hope she dumped him after this.

ros-bos · 2020-03-04T18:46:22+00:00

Deceased 💀🤣

2020-03-04T19:41:24+00:00

Well, that's depressing.

whathisbastardid · 2020-03-05T02:56:40+00:00

Aka “I watched so much porn that now I’m terrible in bed and can’t satisfy a woman with my softie”.

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CloacaDiddler · 2020-03-04T23:32:27+00:00

It’s funny how they just don’t get it

CeriseNoire · 2020-03-05T13:25:21+00:00

Sexually clueless men on the internet are a whole GENRE. If you take this site for example you will see guys actually seriously talk about how they have the upper hand and aren't interested in women as much as women are in them because after sex they're done, they're sleepy etc. and the woman is still all over them. My guy. It's because you came and she didn't. You did not satisfy her in the slightest. It's not about sexual differences in genders, it's cause you're a shitty lay and she's too nice to hurt your feelings.

cali1993 · 2020-03-05T00:13:51+00:00

This made me laugh a little too hard

idontknowhehe123 · 2020-04-10T02:16:42+00:00

AHAHAHAH

Title	LVM be like
Author	Liz_Lemondrop
Upvotes	1426
Comments	35
Date	March 4, 2020 6:19 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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