Men🙄🙄

xandrenia · 2020-06-08T22:12:04+00:00

I used to think this was just a middle school thing but I've had men literally in their 30s text me this.

Newwavesupport3657 · 2020-06-09T00:30:59+00:00

I remember at like 17 or so I'm like "oh I just got out of the shower."

"Mmm quit turning me on."

????? Wtf.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-06-08T22:34:11+00:00

Unrelated but Rihanna is so gorgeous

quietmirth · 2020-06-09T00:01:53+00:00

Instant turn off. Do you know how much work a shower is when you’re female? No thanks. I got sh*t to do.

sashimi_girl · 2020-06-09T03:49:38+00:00

Anybody who’s ever actually tried this knows it’s a lie produced by the media. Couple showers fucking SUCK. One of us is not getting any water and just standing there like, can I get the shampoo now, or...?

NewGirl_WhoDis · 2020-06-08T21:56:50+00:00

Ughhh I can relate so much to this!!!! Back when I used to talk/text frequently with my male "friends", they tended to sexualize every single activity I engaged in. I always just LOLed in response although it made me feel really uncomfortable. If I still kept male friends now and this happens, I'd definitely shut them up, put them in their place and block their foolishness.

Acts1v8 · 2020-06-09T01:06:37+00:00

I always got 'Pics or it didn't happen' when I said I was showering. But on a slightly different note, Even if I get married no one else is allowed in the shower with me. I got things to do in there and I don't need grubbly little man hands trying to grope me while I'm trying to shave my legs and wash my hair... Can I please be naked alone?

GreytracksuitPants · 2020-06-09T07:55:49+00:00

I remember when I was a teenager and met my group of friends outside with another group of guys. They asked me where I had been. I told them I just had a shower. One of the guys said “ooOoooh. Were you...naked..in the shower”

I told him no I showered with all my clothes on. He shut up then.

Avoiding_existence · 2020-06-08T23:32:17+00:00

Imagine constantly being inundated by intrusive sexual thoughts like this. LVM really are slaves to their biology smh

understatedalways · 2020-06-08T22:44:12+00:00

Why do they think this is sexy? I can’t. No words.

--wellDAM-- · 2020-06-09T02:38:50+00:00

I hate her music, but I love her in memes and I adore her giving no fucks.

ybfdoesthattho91 · 2020-06-09T08:00:42+00:00

Yesterday on an app:

Him: Can you give me traveilling tips for :insert my country of origin:

Me: Sure :here are top 10 things a local would recommend you to do:

Him: It would be easier if we can go together don't you think?

Umm no person I've never met, just no

OrchidLion · 2020-06-09T20:08:51+00:00

Its always the same copy paste lines they use for every situation. Fucking boring cvnts.

Title	Men🙄🙄
Author	IcriEveryTime2000
Upvotes	743
Comments	31
Date	June 8, 2020 9:34 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/gz8rgn/men/
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