Mr.Situationship

seraphinelysion · 2020-12-12T02:57:01+00:00

I know this is satire, but men who really think like this just want all the benefits of a relationship without the responsibility of it.

UnstrirringCoffee · 2020-12-12T05:17:34+00:00

I was in a situationship recently (I just wanted sex, not date, and already broke it off) and he wanted all that to include me telling my friends about him. He asked why I never invited him out with my friends and the look on his face when I told him they didn’t know who he is was priceless. They sure hate it when the tables have turned

apple_cores · 2020-12-12T04:20:09+00:00

There’s levels to this. After my most recent ex and I broke up, we started sleeping together soon after and ended up in a situationship. He would have been happy to just have sex with me and have sex with other girls at the same time. I wouldn’t allow that. He said he wouldn’t mind if I slept with other guys. So when I finally did sleep with someone else, I told him I did and we couldn’t see each other anymore. he broke down completely and finally told me he loved me. He begged for me back after promising it would be different this time and he was finally ready to commit. After that We ended up “dating” for 7 months because he didn’t know if he wanted a relationship again lol. And he ended it with me, immidiaysku started sleeping with a coworker, and then ended up dating a friend about a month later. They’re still dating.

The whole time we acted as a real couple, we did everything as if we were. To me it was as if he was my boyfriend. The whole time He wouldn’t let me go on vacations with him and his friends or go out with them and he made the excuse that it’s because I wasn’t his actual girlfriend lmao.

So some just want sex from you and that’s it, some let you put in the work as if you’re in a relationship but then they won’t claim you, and some want it all without the title. It’s much easier for them to leave when they’re done with you because you weren’t technically in a relationship.

CorruptSoulGem · 2020-12-12T01:49:41+00:00

Yes, it IS too much to ask. 🙄

frogchickenhorse · 2020-12-12T02:06:44+00:00

Dude that is a relationship, I hope that is a satire TikTok

Aocwannabe · 2020-12-12T02:21:21+00:00

That also doesn’t sound like a very inspired relationship. I don’t want to sit around and watch tv and eat. I want to travel the world and do active things with my partner. (Even during Covid we could do stimulating meaningful activities together.). Why isn’t he talking about some of the wonderful things he would like to do to please a potential partner? Someone to cook for, someone who I can support in making her dreams come true? I know that it’s likely satire (and it’s spot on) but the truth is thinly veiled and it’s sad that this truth resonates for so many people😭 This culture of having a relationship that revolves around sedentary, passive activity isn’t working for the majority of people and manifests in emotional laziness as well.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-12-12T17:43:58+00:00

It’s never a hot guy that does this, either.

Always a medium ugly or downright hideous short guy pulling this type of shit.

Never in my life has a man above 6 feet tall and attractive as fuck tried to pull this type of shit

Title	Mr.Situationship
Author	cicerii
Upvotes	165
Comments	16
Date	December 12, 2020 1:47 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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