Mum: “Still single?”

warinmymind94 · 2020-12-07T07:42:07+00:00

Mum "theres a lot of fish in the sea" Fds queens "actually theres a lot of trash in the sea"

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2020-12-07T06:46:39+00:00

It’s nice when men show they are LV in their online profile, it makes it so much easier to weed them out

devilooo · 2020-12-07T09:44:53+00:00

"not a gentleman" ..in the same sentence "feminine women only"

okay ??

MelodicPlum · 2020-12-07T06:51:09+00:00

The one I hate the most is any version of ‘no pen pals’ - it’s always made me feel uncomfortable and I’m not 100% sure why but I think it’s a mix of 1. You have a small character limit and decided to say something negative in it

What if I don’t feel comfortable to meet yet for any reason? (Like being in a global pandemic)

And 3. If you can’t hold a conversation over text or phone calls, how does that bode for your ability to communicate?

repurposedschleem · 2020-12-07T06:55:49+00:00

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MelodicPlum · 2020-12-07T07:01:38+00:00

And then you get “you’ve seen everyone in your area! Have you thought about removing some of your standards?” 😂

2020-12-07T14:53:43+00:00

"Big traveller (From bed to fridge and back)" is the most unattractive thing I've ever heard.

But this slob needs a feminine woman who will bring him his beer so he never has to go to the fridge, and who's always made up and pretty to balance out what a miserable, un-showered degenerate he is.

And why did he capitalize the F in From? And not spell-check "traveller"? God what a loser.

shinyjewels · 2020-12-07T06:51:57+00:00

Honestly these are just embarrassing. Imagine being 30 and thinking that this is how you want to present yourself. I feel second hand embarrassment for them.

Thesociodark · 2020-12-07T10:25:02+00:00

These are all jokes, right? I mean, how can they be serious? 😭

FluffandRainclouds · 2020-12-07T13:15:57+00:00

The. Audacity.

vibewitheasi · 2020-12-07T09:05:47+00:00

Notice how he said “feminist women only”. He just wants someone who will put up with bullshit and go half with him and still feel eMpOwErEd.

2020-12-07T13:30:21+00:00

these guys sure know how to sell themselves

TheFreckledGoddess · 2020-12-07T15:06:29+00:00

Thank you for reminding me why I avoid OLD! I was expending way too much energy just to swipe through this kind of trash. Oh and every guy I met in person from OLD had the mindset of "no fancy romantic stuff", they just didn't put it in their profile.

jfarmwell123 · 2020-12-07T17:37:18+00:00

lol wow. "why won't women let me stick my body parts inside of their body parts without talking to me first?"

Fluffy-Steak-1516 · 2020-12-07T19:52:00+00:00

They really just filter themselves out at this point

hapahunnie · 2020-12-07T20:37:42+00:00

I would literally rather die alone that sounds so much more appealing

2020-12-08T22:10:09+00:00

Why do think this is quirky or cute? It's just asking to not get any matches

Title	Mum: “Still single?”
Author	MelodicPlum
Upvotes	219
Comments	27
Date	December 7, 2020 6:38 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/k8bh8e/mum_still_single/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/mum-still-single.328382 https://theredarchive.com/post/328382

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