Read the handbook 👑

getbackzack · 2020-08-03T02:50:40+00:00

FDS version of “It’s in the syllabus.”

Elisa_LaViudaNegra · 2020-08-03T04:20:15+00:00

The EXACT face I make. Ma’am, WHAT?

AfraidofFollowers · 2020-08-03T00:34:21+00:00

This one should get a pin. This is gold!

BabyGotBantz · 2020-08-03T05:20:14+00:00

Unless that is followed up with something like my boyfriend won’t let me...out of the house without a jacket when it’s cold. Then we have a problem.

Ahp2014 · 2020-08-03T05:38:50+00:00

I went for drinks with my husband’s cousin’s girlfriend, she is very nice and it seemed like a good idea. I was wearing a low cut shirt because my boobs are awesome lol and she straight up told me her boyfriend would never let her wear something like that. She was wearing an off the shoulder top and she said “it was only because he wasn’t out with us because other wise he wouldn’t feel comfortable with her wearing that” GIRL WHAT. TEN YEARS, NO RING, GIRL WHY.

Cel_Gabe · 2020-08-03T11:43:35+00:00

Maybe "read the handbook" should have its own flair too?

thedevinefemme · 2020-08-03T03:33:00+00:00

These words do not exist

willowgrowingroots · 2020-08-03T07:42:24+00:00

“...pay for our dates”?

Rabro · 2020-08-03T06:40:57+00:00

Hearing women say this especially if their married horrifies me

purple_ink3 · 2020-08-03T10:08:41+00:00

I’d leave my man if he tried to pull that

RiteWriter · 2020-08-03T00:53:04+00:00

No sis... just no. Pin DIS!

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-03T07:32:24+00:00

When a picture really does say a thousand words.

godandgoddess · 2020-08-03T04:20:33+00:00

Most accurate reaction to this shit. Not on the outside, but definitely on the inside.

Fortunately it's pretty rare in my experience.

Littlebunny080 · 2020-08-03T09:37:38+00:00

Lmaoo I don’t understand women that dare to say that. You’re wasting too much saliva. Stop it. Even my dad doesn't tell me what to do or how to act. So my non-existent boyfriend won't do that either.

RainyBobbins · 2020-08-03T09:09:51+00:00

Hell yes 😂

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-08-03T08:02:35+00:00

Hahah I got goosebumps 😆 omg if I heard it in real life I would be deceased 🤣

Title	Read the handbook 👑
Author	basicbagels
Upvotes	2298
Comments	23
Date	August 3, 2020 12:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i2mpib/read_the_handbook/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/read-the-handbook.720380 https://theredarchive.com/post/720380

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