Saw this yesterday, thought it belonged here.

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-09-25T04:39:07+00:00

Spot on.

Reminds me of a dude who had nothing going for him. He lives with his parents. Overweight. Ugly.

The one thing he had going for him was his job. He had a job paying 120k a year.

He wanted someone pretty, educated, working, who would cook for him. He specifically told me he didn't know and had no interest in learning how to cook.

And one more requirement: she couldn't be a gold digger.

THAT'S ALL YOU HAVE. YOUR MONEY IS THE ONLY GOOD QUALITY YOU HAVE.

eveninghope · 2020-09-25T00:40:30+00:00

Also, my pussy isn't a charity when it comes to the orgasm gap. I'm here to collect tyvm.

tiavarga · 2020-09-25T02:21:25+00:00

Yes! Last time I checked mine didn’t apply for tax-exempt status. No charity punani and every scrote will get left behind.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-09-25T02:45:17+00:00

Kudos to him for having long hair AND taking care of it. From this video at least, I can say it's really well taken care of, it looks great.

Sage_Planter · 2020-09-25T02:13:33+00:00

"The pussy's not a charity." OMG. DEAD.

Cosmictears83 · 2020-09-25T03:55:43+00:00

Scrotes will be extra triggered because he's kinda cute.

hypointellectual · 2020-09-25T01:01:37+00:00

Men are fuckin clowns. Sorry you’re ugly and make no money. Guess natural selection hates you.

Did I hurt ur ego 🥺😢

whydenny · 2020-09-25T04:52:32+00:00

One more evidence for my theory that men with long hair are superior. 👩‍🏫

Novemberinthechair · 2020-09-25T07:10:29+00:00

Wow. He nailed it. Under a minute no less.

anonymous55555111 · 2020-09-30T09:39:42+00:00

I want to like this but I feel like he's trying to pull in women by making the video

Title	Saw this yesterday, thought it belonged here.
Author	pandaimonia
Upvotes	535
Comments	24
Date	September 25, 2020 12:34 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iz9fo2/saw_this_yesterday_thought_it_belonged_here/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/saw-this-yesterday-thought-it-belonged-here.1194918 https://theredarchive.com/post/1194918

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