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[–]barbedwiredaisycrownFDS Newbie 153 points154 points155 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"Oh no. My porn isn't on the front page. Not even banned or anything, I just have to actually type the sub name in my search bar. Dammit, I hadn't really planned on that. My hand is already on my dick. Now what do I do? WOMEN ARE RUINING REDDIT FOR MEEEEE REEEEEEEE"
[–]fdssavedmylifeFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well now he has to face the truth that he’s a degenerate porn addict instead of just “accidentally scrolling past.”
[–]BellaMobFDS Apprentice 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly this. Before that he could pretend that he just stumbled upon some gore and porn, and since it was on front page "everybody is looking at it". Plus those few extra clicks must be hard when his other hand is on his crotch.
[–]Honestly_th0FDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMG 🤣💀
[–]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 95 points96 points97 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reddit going through the breadcrumbing phase of pretending to be sweet :)
Next week, back to rampant misogyny.
[–]Lavender_flowFDS STRATEGY COACH 168 points169 points170 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
God these men are pathetic. It is all they worry about is their porn. Anyone else that just see Gollum with the ring every time one of these losers make a post? "My PRECIOUS!" Some bald scrote jerking off 24/7
[–]Lady_WyattFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg this is the most accurate description ever. This disgusting delusion of entitlement.
[–]CandidKickFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes! Why is it Gollum specifically that we see over all the other creepy characters?
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple 33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why is it Gollum specifically that we see over all the other creepy characters?
Because he never sees sunlight, has no social skills, and sits alone alone in his dark cave, fondling his 'precious'.
[–]CandidKickFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes lmao
[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 152 points153 points154 points 5 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Weirdly enough, the 2 biggest trending subreddits today are FDS and popping. Kinda makes me wanna go over to popping to see what's going on
[–]descending_angelFDS Newbie[S] 81 points82 points83 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You mean to see... what’s poppin’?? Sorry, couldn’t resist lol I do wonder why those two are trending today though
[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 124 points125 points126 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
BIG MISTAKE
I WILL NEVER BE OKAY AGAIN.
Over 7k upvotes on a post about an INFECTED TATTOO THAT THEY POPPED WITH NAIL CLIPPERS AND APPARENTLY THE GUY DIED OF A STAPH INFECTION
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
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[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 40 points41 points42 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've seen the show Dr. Pimple Popper which isn't that bad, needless to say I was totally unprepared for that subreddit 🙈
[–]TheboredshrimpFDS Apprentice 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I thought it was about the dance popping, nvm thanks for the heads up lol
[–]CarpedictumFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same!
[–]PapaverinumFDS Apprentice 50 points51 points52 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men love watching gore etc No surprise their brains are rotten and dead 💀
[–]Lavender_flowFDS STRATEGY COACH 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
men are so fucking gross. 🤢🤢🤢
[–]ddamayaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“The past few hours” just imagining this scrote loser refreshing those subs all day 🥴🥴🥴
[–]Classy_BunnyFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay so let's take a step back here. This guy has been scrolling r/all for hours presumably, otherwise he wouldn't be making this post. And we can assume it's a habit of his or else he wouldn't have anything to compare it too. And then he feels entitled enough and shameless enough to actually tell on himself and label this as a problem. He could have just, oh idk, opened one of the porn subs and browse it directly. Or just go to whichever porn platform is popular these days. But even that WAS TOO MUCH EFFORT FOR HIM. Truly pathetic.
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[–]barbedwiredaisycrownFDS Newbie 153 points154 points155 points (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]fdssavedmylifeFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]BellaMobFDS Apprentice 25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Honestly_th0FDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lost_Kale90FDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Platipus6FDS Apprentice 95 points96 points97 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lavender_flowFDS STRATEGY COACH 168 points169 points170 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lady_WyattFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]CandidKickFDS Newbie 23 points24 points25 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple 33 points34 points35 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CandidKickFDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple 13 points14 points15 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 152 points153 points154 points (10 children) | Copy Link
[–]descending_angelFDS Newbie[S] 81 points82 points83 points (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 124 points125 points126 points (7 children) | Copy Link
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[–]LilithWonRuthless Strategist 40 points41 points42 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheboredshrimpFDS Apprentice 19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]CarpedictumFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]PapaverinumFDS Apprentice 50 points51 points52 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Lavender_flowFDS STRATEGY COACH 36 points37 points38 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ddamayaFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Classy_BunnyFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link