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[–]_GHOST_BRIDE_MORGANAFDS STRATEGY COACH30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Don't neglect that posture. 17 hours of video games / day can produce quite the hunch."
"TOOTHBRUSH, MOTHERFUCKER. DO YOU USE IT?!?!?"
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice79 points80 points81 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I was just thinking about this yesterday..how I am just not attracted to men with large amounts of stomach fat. They don't need a six pack but if the belly is protruding too much it is a huge turn off for me.
[–]wish_i_wasntavampireFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's also the issue of compatibility - if a man has a huge belly and no muscle tone then he's likely pretty sedentary and/or doesn't care as much about nutrition. What is he going to do with a fit woman? Tbh I do feel offended when couch potatoes think they have a chance with me...
[–]67mane76FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yeah belly fat is a kind of feminizing feature on men, it immediately puts me off
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[–]dressedlikeadaydreamFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes thank you! I am glad I'm not alone here. Like I work out for a reason, I expect the same. What is it about men over 30 and "dad bod" being acceptable even (especially!) if you don't have kids!!!
[–]sadpourtoujoursFDS Disciple30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Requirements for females:
-Be skinny/slim thick. Must have small waist. Must have nice ass and boobs. NO STOMACH FAT! NO FAT ANYWHERE! EXCEPT ASS AND THIGHS! (But not too much in thighs, and NO CELLULITE!)
-Be between the ages of 18–23 FOREVER!
-Don’t have sex until marriage, but once married? MUST transform from a virginal bride into an insatiable, sexual goddess with an impossibly high libido and MUST perform like a porn star.
-Don’t neglect hair, makeup, clothing, manicures, pedicures, shaving, waxing, and being perfectly groomed and manicured at all times, but it MUST look effortless and natural!!
[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
You forgot
Do all those things but still achieve and maintain a good career so that you can pay for half.
Do all the housework for both of us, including the mental load,
Take care of all the emotional problems for the man but never have any yourself
Sometimes I wonder if men think this woman exists. A woman who is virginal and pure like they think is never going to be some sexy slut in the bedroom only for them. A woman who has a good career and can actually afford to pay half without depleting all her savings will never be have a submissive, unambitious personality.
[–]SaltKoalaFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
My ex had a belly. It was soooo gross, such a turn off. At the time he was only 21, so what even was his excuse. I have a 6 pack too so it was all just so wrong.
Husband has abs and uses very high quality skincare products since his early 20s. It’s night and day. Don’t date men that don’t take care of their skin or health!
[–]AdminiousFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please sister, I made the mistake of dating a man who was going to die at 35 from a heart problem.he was super fat , back ance, couldn't grow a beard (I love facial hair) got mad when I drop weight for health reasons.
My reason to date him was because he made 350k, a big beauty 5/3 house and owned a small plane.....and I thought he was a romantic like he claimed to be. Never got me flowers or took me out on a Romantic date just boring restaurants.
We all make mistake or get blinded by other things.i was able to let go of him being ugly and fat because he made great amazing money also I would've gotten everything if we married and he died from a heart attack. Yeah I did think about this and he did tell me is to keep my attention.
Never again sister! Only dating man with class and one who care about their bodies and don't get butt hurt when the scale goes down for me
[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The crazy part is most men would find these standards crazy. Women do like triple this shit just to be accepted into society.
[–]wish_i_wasntavampireFDS Newbie45 points46 points47 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For lurking scrotes struggling to meet these horrendous standards, here's a beginner program to get you started:
[–]greenteaapplepie69Ruthless Strategist30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Based and pinkpilled
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[–]mightbethrowawayyyFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It means you’re skinny but have a high percentage of body fat? I’m not entirely sure
[–]wish_i_wasntavampireFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, skinny with high percentage body fat and low lean mass.
It's basically when you're skinny in clothes, but flabby naked.
[–]sashimi_girlFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Skinny but not because you make an effort to be fit, so you have no muscle definition. Think of that one guy in marching band from your high school who was built like a wacky waving inflatable arm tube man.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I take it to mean the guys who have skinny gangly legs and arms but a big gut from sitting in a chair playing video games all day and eating Taco Bell.
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[–]butmyegopreventsmeThrowaway Account3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually a lot of “skinny fat” people are clinically obese, they just don’t look like it because they have no other mass
[–]AdminiousFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hmm... I was miss informed.
Thank you
[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to joke around with my female friends. They said one of the body part they love to check out are arms or shoulders or similar.
I said stomach. Because if a man has a fat stomach I am out. It’s not attractive to me and never has been.
[–]brunchesatbergdorfsFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I don’t date fat guys ever. I only look for guys with normal BMI and some muscles. Belly fat is so gross and unattractive 🤮.
Love the retinoids and sunscreen part! Hahahahaha
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I dont date fat men, they crush you when they're on top, they're sweaty and stinkier and usually dont even try to take care of themselves. Dudes dont realize if you're that fat, your tummy will cover your peena and thats just .... YUCK!! and they all love video games, shop at walmart for clothes, have greasy hair, love fast food and eat it often, watch anime, and wear those plain grease stained t shirts or cheezy t shirts with some stupid joke on it. Eww ... run
[–]butmyegopreventsmeThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What’s rogaine?
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[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice79 points80 points81 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]DazzlingMolasses7FDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]SaltKoalaFDS Newbie53 points54 points55 points (2 children) | Copy Link
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