Why do I even try?! I've been happily single for almost two years and THIS is what is available on OLD.

Soulsalts · 2020-02-20T02:59:01+00:00

"I'm a selfish prick".

I believe you, John.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-02-20T03:51:40+00:00

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MidnightCarp · 2020-02-20T02:59:28+00:00

Oh wow, seems like a really fun guy to spend time with. He even said it himself!

Also, lmao how he says he's only looking for long-term relationships, when 1) everyone knows guys like this just put that in their profile instead of hookups/short-term to make us let our guard down, and 2) even two seconds in the company of this guy would be so insufferable that anything that counts as a "long-term relationship" would almost certainly give anyone brain damage.

psychsense · 2020-02-20T04:00:39+00:00

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pissed_af · 2020-02-20T04:04:17+00:00

"i speak English" yeah no shit. do you want a cookie? Or was that what you were going for by stating you were white as some kind of accomplishment? We can see your picture 🙄

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-02-20T06:19:20+00:00

“Attended”, not “graduated from” university. 😉

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-02-20T03:12:43+00:00

So you want to get married, huh? What a coincidence John! Me too! We should definitely go ring shopping. PS Do you have a budget allocated for this purchase?

RegularAnybody · 2020-02-20T07:33:57+00:00

I have a theory that most, if not all, of men on online dating websites are bottom-of-the-barrel and are only there because no woman who knows them in real life can tolerate them.

2020-02-20T05:13:24+00:00

I cringed hard.

ny-lady · 2020-02-20T11:06:37+00:00

Sounds like a pile of heavy baggage.

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-02-20T13:46:08+00:00

I just know that there are some women out there who will eat that up, unfortunately. The bio along with the copy pasted intro.

delicateearthbabe · 2020-02-20T19:40:41+00:00

What is wrong with you, John?!

Title	Why do I even try?! I've been happily single for almost two years and THIS is what is available on OLD.
Author	Ms_Tilly
Upvotes	71
Comments	23
Date	February 20, 2020 2:44 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/f6m7x6/why_do_i_even_try_ive_been_happily_single_for/
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