Go Mcfuck yourself

AirChi · 2020-04-28T04:03:29+00:00

Now this is epic

MichaelSkarn_FBI · 2020-04-28T05:13:41+00:00

McDonalds: billions served.

Her: getting up there.

teelolws · 2020-04-28T05:15:29+00:00

Heres how I would have replied

kriskros18 · 2020-04-28T04:44:35+00:00

Not fair to McD fries.

Lotus_82 · 2020-04-28T05:37:29+00:00

To be fair, she sounds like a McHo.

topshelf782 · 2020-04-28T05:45:25+00:00

“Well you’d have me back and itd Be like a fresh start.” I like how she makes it sound like, she such a catch that all the past indiscretions were a fluke on her character. She is really worth the time and effort.

CompletelyIncorrect0 · 2020-04-28T04:48:16+00:00

God I hope this is real

markosfaust · 2020-04-28T06:53:18+00:00

fake or not, too many replies, train yourself to be at peace and when the time comes you won't feel the need for this kind of verbal vengeance, after all she just did what her program dictates, it's up to you to figure out their nature , don't trap yourself ever like that and move on. Don't hate them for they are just prisoners of their carnal instincts themselves.

blackandboring · 2020-04-28T06:16:32+00:00

I'm loving it.

archlord123 · 2020-04-28T04:27:00+00:00

Savage 😅☺️☺️

Mryoyo99 · 2020-04-28T06:18:00+00:00

McRECKED

Slaide · 2020-04-28T10:11:53+00:00

Her vagina be smelling like a McFish sandwich.

Ethiopiabicha · 2020-04-28T05:38:32+00:00

Mcfucked = fat

rocko20002 · 2020-04-28T06:16:34+00:00

And just like the McRib sandwich, she was only around for a limited time

Waterprophet47 · 2020-04-28T07:21:31+00:00

I mean, I'd just play with her heart after cheating on me like that. manipulate her into getting all the blowjobs I want and then when I'm tired just ghost her.

No blocking, that's too final. She has to quit on her own. I'll just leave her on delivered and every call will get the voicemail box. Eventually shell figure out what I've done and how I dishonored her but at that point I've already gotten my vengeance.

Waste my time like that? I'll waste yours

Velsoxof_25 · 2020-04-28T04:26:13+00:00

Bruh...im definitely using this 🤣

Muhammadwaleed · 2020-04-28T06:13:00+00:00

Good work but too many words wasted...

ripIonianElder · 2020-04-28T06:53:58+00:00

The amount if guys ready to take themselves out because of being ostracized for whatever reason yet they get rejected by someone out of their league and it's a wet water show from the eyes about how afraid and insecure she is now. Every day I find myself being less and less sympathetic even about things that are "make it or break it" like say severe deppression with suicidal tendencies. Sad as it is for people to fail at life so they can not continue, when you're convinced you might be watching the collapse right in the face, then all the exceptions of "oh I'm a good girl and guys treated me poorly" doesn't phase me because statistically I'm not a 20% male yet and she is a unicorn (hypothetically if she was actually one) that is rare so I just say I don't need to care and be sympathetic or even show empathy. I'm not special so I see my self as someone who will interact with the general public I'm a part of and not think I'll find a 5 percenter. If someone close to me tells me they are down in the dumps I'll do what I can whith what I've got, but if I see a heartfelt post about their troubles and it's a woman then I just logically conclude what course of action I think would get her out but I don't FEEL how bad she has it. If I can't help then what good does caring do? It's like everyone "supporting" nurses by smacking their hands together for a minute or making their kids draw and put it on the windows. If you care about helping you'd be unsatisfied with the result until tou see that persons smile of approval that you've helped them and they're thabkful. Instead you see them do the bare minimum and then wait for confirmation that they are nice and good and virtuous rather than helpful. It's about wether they get social credit rather than how productive and efficient their actions were. Point is guys have it tough and don't want to make it a competition about who has it tough and then come in the girlies showing this as the thing that made them kill themselves. Well if they offed themselves just from that then this isn't the problem. Why could they not withstand this challenge life gave them of a lower tier than what it has in store? Why do we have schools actively keeping children soft and dependant? Why is nobody noticing that making life easier without increasing your burdens so there is a balance of ease and challenges is what is leading to 90% of any problem you might call a problem anywhere you go in life. Now we've got people bred in absolute comfort to have to choose themselves to make their life hard of they value what comes with it and the percentage of people to do that will be low for now. Yet people who are supposedly responsible for us just watch with amusement.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-28T08:04:58+00:00

McPumped and McFuckingDumped

HonestGamingTroll · 2020-04-28T08:13:06+00:00

I have cheated on you and ruined your life but let's forget about that and have a fresh start.

sj20442 · 2020-04-28T08:51:00+00:00

Now that I think about it, Women have a lot of similarities to Maccas.

Great while you're having them, but will slowly kill you overtime.

bfte2 · 2020-04-28T09:08:04+00:00

This has to be the best burn I've read in a while. Just absolutely murdered...

collector_hwndu · 2020-04-28T09:18:17+00:00

I'm proud of this kid

Lurkingnopost · 2020-04-28T10:00:45+00:00

Best response would have been:

"New phone, who 'dis?"

And then blocked. Nothing further.

Miggymoggy · 2020-04-28T10:29:58+00:00

He replied. She clearly won as he gave her attention.

brutalitymuffin · 2020-04-28T11:10:46+00:00

Have a nice life, McSlut

beardedbliss · 2020-04-28T12:17:55+00:00

Genius final response. Convo woulda been shorter if it were me. Just a quick "Go McFuck yourself." He is a better man than I am for even talking to her. What surprises me is how she blatantly admits to being a hoe and that she expects to be taken back. Probably got caught cheating by her latest Chad and figured her former orbiter would do until a new Chad could be found and branched to. Typical hypergamy and AWALT at its best.

PooPooButterMCGEE · 2020-04-28T07:29:31+00:00

McShit that's good stuff.

NeverRelapseAgain · 2020-04-28T07:57:45+00:00

Many womens doesent deserve our respect, attention, we are much stronger without a women.

GoodMan_Gone · 2020-04-28T08:02:42+00:00

French Fried!!!!

Diebert · 2020-04-28T08:36:54+00:00

ALL HAIL THE MCKING!!!!!!

MeltEarthToSea · 2020-04-28T08:58:56+00:00

McPatrolled.

EL10RUB · 2020-04-28T09:44:57+00:00

Well played son, top corner !

Joroda · 2020-04-28T10:07:36+00:00

God should've made us something better with Adam's McRib.

TheH1dd3nFear · 2020-04-28T10:10:09+00:00

You madlad, was that your Ex? lmfao

Brae_Andrews · 2020-04-28T10:10:11+00:00

My Hero!!!

PleaseCallMeTomato · 2020-04-28T11:02:38+00:00

based and ancap

klajditoci · 2020-04-28T11:04:47+00:00

well done McBro

ardaozkan13 · 2020-04-28T11:07:31+00:00

That thot should be a McTroll, otherwise it's already cringe what she did

e_x_1_t · 2020-04-28T11:20:16+00:00

I love this

Georgek117 · 2020-04-28T11:28:49+00:00

This guy is an inspiration and needs some kind of trophy for standing up for men-kind.

TheTastelessBatman · 2020-04-28T11:30:52+00:00

McLegend. Kudos.

sorearm · 2020-04-28T12:03:34+00:00

This is just glorious.

SomethinLikDis · 2020-04-28T12:04:22+00:00

At least I'm not the only one, I've had 2 ex's sneak into my dms since all this started, never responded

Jaskidin · 2020-04-28T12:04:44+00:00

McBeautiful my McNigga.

jason1009 · 2020-04-28T12:05:53+00:00

Ba da da da daaaaaa....I'm lovin it

surrealismen · 2020-04-28T12:29:41+00:00

Why even bother texting this just cringe.

-SicSemperTrannies- · 2020-04-28T12:29:49+00:00

Chad.

arun_bala · 2020-04-28T12:57:35+00:00

I hope this was real.

Frosty-Boot · 2020-04-28T13:21:22+00:00

went overboard at the end there. just needs to chop a few sentences:

Did you just compare me to Mcdonalds?

Yes I did. Go McFuck yourself.

SO much better

Nordmann11 · 2020-04-28T13:36:22+00:00

Please tell me this is real!

Peroxidekid · 2020-04-28T13:58:20+00:00

McLoL

2020-04-28T14:01:10+00:00

Plot twist: He got back with her. Know why? Because if he truly didn;t want to hear from her, he would have blocked her

Cade_Connelly_13 · 2020-04-28T14:01:21+00:00

Snorted my damn soda reading this.

AnericanGuy59 · 2020-04-28T14:02:17+00:00

FUCKING SAVAGE

TheBeastOfTheEast69 · 2020-04-28T14:09:03+00:00

Big Mcthankies from McSpankies

Momus123 · 2020-04-28T14:12:58+00:00

I would have just left it at read and block. They go bat shit crazy when you do that.

jizzy_jism · 2020-04-28T14:29:56+00:00

LMFAO that was glorious.

the-space-penguin · 2020-04-28T14:48:17+00:00

Am I the only one here who always blocks the ex as soon as the breakup happens?

annonymous93 · 2020-04-28T15:12:57+00:00

McNice

JustArtist8 · 2020-04-28T15:17:37+00:00

Just what she deserved

UseTheTabKey · 2020-04-28T15:24:29+00:00

Epic McMeme

coqroq · 2020-04-28T15:55:30+00:00

Even while begging for him back, she is still criticizing of his words

ChooseTheRedPill69 · 2020-04-28T16:04:57+00:00

This is fake but funny lol

febreezing_hobos · 2020-04-28T16:05:50+00:00

Scorched earth. I love it. Thanks for the chuckle to start my day, OP.

CeleritySteam · 2020-04-28T16:46:57+00:00

I want McDonalds fries now. No I do not want roast beef with that.

ThanksTedBell · 2020-04-28T18:27:10+00:00

He is already her plaything again. "I only responded to say that" he might as well put the chains back on.

Extension-Yogurt · 2020-04-28T18:34:41+00:00

McRekt

Unshack · 2020-04-28T19:16:12+00:00

The best way is to “HAHA” then block

tacticalinfernape · 2020-04-28T20:22:06+00:00

precisely what mgtow means. you have dodged a missile.

MrMagtow · 2020-04-28T21:35:18+00:00

That was a Superman Punch. Great hit.

Of course, she deletes the chat and returns to one of her 5 other chats. Red marker boy is forgotten already.

Remember Gents - they're only there for your money and for attention. You mean nothing.

ToddTheOdd · 2020-04-29T00:02:25+00:00

I just McLaughed so McFucking hard!!!

LeavingGround7 · 2020-04-28T15:53:02+00:00

McTOW

Title	Go Mcfuck yourself
Author	bu_ya_ka
Upvotes	928
Comments	107
Date	April 28, 2020 4:02 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/g9g6rp/go_mcfuck_yourself/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/go-mcfuck-yourself.657486 https://theredarchive.com/post/657486

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