He had an epiphany

DarkDragonX123 · 2019-07-12T08:53:04+00:00

That’s how an aspiring mathematician wakes up to reality

RealBiggly · 2019-07-12T09:21:15+00:00

She never was your girl; just your turn.

Dinomiteblast · 2019-07-12T09:56:47+00:00

Girls should have a cockmile counter like you have on a car.

Inner_Juice · 2019-07-12T09:15:20+00:00

If you do the math for a girl with a bf the numbers aren’t far off . If you’re dreaming of a girl with less that 8 miles of cock in here I have some bad news

DangZagnut · 2019-07-12T08:49:27+00:00

That’s why you don’t commit to them. You don’t own shit. You’re just a few inches more than she had before.

king-of-the-light · 2019-07-12T12:22:00+00:00

She lost count after 200

random-MGTOW · 2019-07-12T09:02:50+00:00

This must go viral lol. Made my day tho. Hahaha

bee-sting · 2019-07-12T10:39:02+00:00

I had a girlfriend for 2 years, we had sex twice a week.

She's also had 10 miles of dick.

She's not my girl any more.

TheGodsmustbelazy · 2019-07-12T11:36:13+00:00

Dont suck any dicks on the way to the parking lot!

lllIIIIIIIlIIIIIlll · 2019-07-12T11:01:55+00:00

This is copied from an old 4chan post, too bad I lost the pic.

SolidFinding · 2019-07-12T11:38:48+00:00

He snapped out of it, but another funny thing is he thought she was his "girlfriend". Just in that one word you get the picture about his entire worldview. You know she led him by the nose to believe that. As if a guy has a "girlfriend" and that means they're paired off and have something special and exclusive. It does raise a chuckle.

niem254 · 2019-07-12T11:23:47+00:00

literally riding a mile 6 inches at a time

saikaushal · 2019-07-12T11:53:16+00:00

r/theydidthemath

PunchoVilla · 2019-07-12T12:20:52+00:00

When girls tell you how many dudes they've slept with you have to multiply it by 3.
I don't know if this rule still applies today but in the past girls have told me:

"Ya i've only been with like 9 guys"

So i say "Oh so you mean 27?"

her "OMg how tf did you know? That's the exact number!"

-The_Weeb_Lord- · 2019-07-12T12:00:27+00:00

How has she not gotten an STD?

Frog_g · 2019-07-12T09:17:23+00:00

Terrace Popp with the dick stacking test. Great YouTube video

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-07-12T12:23:43+00:00

Remember, being a slut is not only celebrated for women but you're expected to think of it as "just a phase"

See it's "just a phase" if she destroys her body for a decade..

mangoapplepear · 2019-07-12T10:26:44+00:00

That’s about the length of a half marathon, and she had that amount of mileage in her.

Let that sink in....

shammylamby · 2019-07-12T14:05:39+00:00

These women nowadays are nothing but damaged goods with very little return on investment. And thiml someday, if we make it this far, nursing homes will be filled up with old ladies covered in nasty tattoos. Not to mention they will all probably be infested with drug-resistant venereal diseases. Yuck

Geologist2010 · 2019-07-12T14:49:14+00:00

I hope men are taking the same advice and not fucking a different girl every 7 days

viking_canuck · 2019-07-12T11:07:24+00:00

Haha that's great

tomatohtomato · 2019-07-12T11:36:29+00:00

You go girl!

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-07-12T12:23:14+00:00

LMAO now that's an epiphany

jbslol · 2019-07-12T13:33:17+00:00

And she has no kids? Think about how many abortions she’s had. She must have wild mood swings.

Not_at_Sears · 2019-07-12T23:50:22+00:00

I went out with a girl who told me some shit like this one time. I tried counting that many dudes at the bar we were at and I gave up and went home lool.

SomeElvisFan · 2019-07-12T12:28:50+00:00

200 hundred guys...?

Sheesh.........................................................................

simplystimpy · 2019-07-12T13:37:46+00:00

"Finally! Tonight, I will have enough dicks to complete the Dick Ship and retuuurn to Dick Planet!"

hakoonamatata9 · 2019-07-12T13:40:40+00:00

That's not a woman that's a used fleshlight which is being passed around in your college since it was built.

GTFonMF · 2019-07-13T00:45:11+00:00

He did the maths.

Also, “girl looks like she’s taken 10 miles of dick” is no longer just an expression apparently.

Purplmonky · 2019-07-12T21:22:30+00:00

Damn dude that’s fucking rough don’t date girls in college they’re worthless for the most part

CoinSwapTrader · 2019-07-12T12:42:46+00:00

After 200 dicks she is satan's girl now...no man will ever want to own it

SenpaiPete · 2019-07-12T13:23:59+00:00

Damn, that is nasty! I would have run for the hills the moment she let that cat out of the bag.

volsung808 · 2019-07-12T13:58:12+00:00

In the immortal words of Popp. That’s a lethal fall!!! Shit that’s not only a fall that’s a skydive. You made the right choice my dude!

MGTOWtoday · 2019-07-12T15:13:15+00:00

I once suggested a “I hit that registry”. It would be similar to the sex offender registry, but the guys would be anonymous. They could detail which thots they banged, so anyone looking to get into a relationship could check her mileage.

harrison_wheels · 2019-07-12T15:22:27+00:00

Over two hundred? Rookie numbers in today's society.

red_matrix · 2019-07-12T17:23:46+00:00

Modern women. It’s that simple.

parabola1984 · 2019-07-12T21:06:12+00:00

It's like one of those dinosaurs programs where they compare the timeline of human history to that of dinosaurs and used the football field analogies, but for dicks taken.

lynchhh21 · 2019-07-12T12:27:52+00:00

r/theydidthemonstermath

Outbeforeeveryone · 2019-07-12T12:33:48+00:00

A F in the dick stacking test!

Mierdaz246 · 2019-07-12T12:41:19+00:00

Excellent!

me76h · 2019-07-12T13:04:06+00:00

I like the calculations

[deleted] · 2019-07-12T13:47:01+00:00

No morals and no respect for herself. That's disgusting when you get a visual.

Cades13 · 2019-07-12T14:17:58+00:00

200 * 3 = 600

Kratz177 · 2019-07-12T14:29:57+00:00

Go to South America and sleep with hookers. Give America the middle finger.

wtfboooom · 2019-07-12T16:08:44+00:00

He really should have said calculated the volume of cum in ounces that she absorbed up her gash as well.

Wonderlen · 2019-07-12T16:23:10+00:00

the new first base is getting a girlfriend drunk and getting her to confess about her sex life

I_hate_roastbeef · 2019-07-12T16:23:45+00:00

She is never yours, it's just your turn

bangkok__dangerous · 2019-07-12T18:24:32+00:00

Think of the most amazing girl you’ve met in your life. The most beautiful girl you can, the one that got away. Got her? Okay, now just remember that somewhere, someone out there is absolutely fed up with her bullshit

DarkNights292 · 2019-07-12T20:13:15+00:00

Funny, but this is a copy pasta

Xyberfaust · 2019-07-13T02:31:03+00:00

And when you gave her dick, it's like you had sex with over 200 guys as well. You probably have every STD in the books. Congrats on being walking death.

Why are we not screening people before we have sex with them ? Why do porn stars have the common decency to do this but regular idiots don't ?

itstreasonthen1986 · 2019-07-12T16:38:57+00:00

Little did he know she never was his girl to begin with.

fuetdevic · 2019-07-12T11:33:40+00:00

Who else had a 10+ miles gf lol

ttomottomo · 2019-07-12T13:36:11+00:00

Anyone else thinking Arbys for lunch?

PapaMGTOW · 2019-07-12T14:07:58+00:00

Sounds like T Popps dick stacking test

LightningPeregrine · 2019-07-12T14:26:54+00:00

Terrence Popp did a couple of vids about this; "500 Miles of Mr right" and "Challenge excepted" Watch in that order and you will not be disappointed.

islanddude16 · 2019-07-12T14:44:24+00:00

he is pretty good with math

TheBeastX47 · 2019-07-12T15:14:34+00:00

r/theydidthemath

Aidynskullz · 2019-07-12T15:44:54+00:00

Yo I just straight up lost my mind in the first 2 lines. No joke

glowcircuit · 2019-07-12T15:57:01+00:00

Omg, what kind of loser made this?

Devious_Fox · 2019-07-12T16:07:22+00:00

This is why you fucking need math, kids!

grizzer99 · 2019-07-12T17:47:25+00:00

Post of the week for sure. Thanks for the share and laugh mate

MurdockSiren · 2019-07-12T18:44:07+00:00

r/theydidthemath

johnnydh85 · 2019-07-12T19:40:44+00:00

Damn he put that into perspective. Shit

daytookRjobz · 2019-07-12T19:58:29+00:00

The weiner train chugged on through her felopian highway.

I bet it looks like a 4 lane highway with a shoulder on each side.

Chugga chugga

Skeetskeet1979 · 2019-07-12T20:01:32+00:00

She never was his girl.

Kabla82 · 2019-07-12T22:12:03+00:00

Lmfao. Way too much thought bro.

Crixusgannicus · 2019-07-12T22:37:24+00:00

The only "Woke" that matters.

vector5633 · 2019-07-12T23:02:41+00:00

This made me laugh. Epic!

imalittlebitretarded · 2019-07-12T23:48:36+00:00

r/theydidthemonstermath

ThePaleKing777 · 2019-07-12T23:48:43+00:00

A group of cougars looking at dicks: the pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

IcebergSlimThrown · 2019-07-13T00:38:46+00:00

I'm curious why Iceberg Slim hasn't been brought up on this.
I am also curious if this is what Iceberg Slim meant by mileage.

Splendid_Wiz · 2019-07-13T01:34:11+00:00

This guy watches Silicon Valley on HBO

gentlegiraffe1988 · 2019-07-12T21:43:53+00:00

Yet it's fine for men to fuck as many women as they want. #doublestandards

Gala0 · 2019-07-12T14:53:22+00:00

What was exactly the problem with her sex count after him?

Fluffeh_Panda · 2019-07-12T18:14:24+00:00

r/theydidthemath

Marukus · 2019-07-12T20:12:20+00:00

fcuk.... ))))

блять....))))

blyat'.....))))

Agstafallah · 2019-07-13T00:27:20+00:00

She might have bumped her head on a cable car. https://www.liveabout.com/cable-car-nymphomaniac-4038420

gerbil_jammer · 2019-07-12T11:28:53+00:00

This is so it it was originally made on dos.

MrMagtow · 2019-07-12T10:28:50+00:00

Well, to be fair to the guy who got into his car to "measure" the distance, she wasn't his anyway.

Title	He had an epiphany
Author	LordDunarote
Upvotes	2559
Comments	173
Date	July 12, 2019 8:44 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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