"I'm finally ready to settle down."

Bigolpeesapoop · 2018-06-22T05:34:02+00:00

After 40 years of hardcore sexual experimentation, my vagina now looks like a French dip sandwich and I’m finally ready to settle down.

ConstantChinner · 2018-06-22T05:23:19+00:00

Kids past 40? Why not just adopt a retard?
LOL. And nobody under 5'11. Of course. Typical entitled post wall Arby's sandwich.

AwfulAim · 2018-06-22T05:24:29+00:00

She's 40.........her kids days are numbered. She needs to invest in some cats.

Evillavalamp · 2018-06-22T05:21:09+00:00

She has so much to offer...

WolfgangBreitweit · 2018-06-22T06:45:03+00:00

I can envision the queue of young, rich and tall guys lining up to meet you. Because in the former eastern block there is a serious shortage in young, fertile and pretty girls.

kayfab · 2018-06-22T06:17:19+00:00

Haaa the magic of online dating I may be 40 but i have huge standards, i still look pretty good for my age even if my pics are fake and i am all wrinkled up beneath my clothes......

Give her 6 months and she will change her profile because no man is gonna want to be with a cunt like her, to an aggressive profile like i know the difference between 5 foot 10 and 5 foot 11 don't try to fool me...

At her age and what she request she should be lucky to have a 5 foot 7 man... pfff

2ravens · 2018-06-22T10:59:36+00:00

Not interested in "regular fun".... I've met these chicks before. Regular fun is sex, cheap amazing travel, cooking fantastic food at home, etc.

She doesn't want that though....Her kind of fun is earned sex, expensive travel and restaurants nightly. Fuck that noise.

SimplyKaz · 2018-06-22T09:27:03+00:00

40 and wanting kids?

Y O U H A V E N O E G G S L E F T

tricky1992000 · 2018-06-22T08:43:23+00:00

5’11” = discount 6ft

Stahlboden · 2018-06-22T11:06:48+00:00

An incredible lack of self-conciousness: I like, I want, I worth. Women like to mock so called "nice guys" on the corresponding subreddit, but every "nice guy" at least they understand that they have to bring something to the table, a.k.a "being nice".

But these hags lived until the wall without no concept of it. I've been on the bottom of the sexual market during my most sensetive years and realisation of this attitude is what made me hate game with passion. Now I pave my road in life with no regard for women at all.

kyledontcare · 2018-06-22T10:40:39+00:00

You don't make demands after 30 darlin'. Really after 25 to be more accurate.

MgtowEuphoria · 2018-06-22T06:26:12+00:00

Tom Leykis famous "you have to be down with the downs (syndrome)" is applicable here. That's assuming she can have a kid without you first spending $15,000 on fertility treatments.

SilentChiller · 2018-06-22T11:22:26+00:00

I’m not gonna pay new car prices for an old, beat up Honda from 1998

ConfidentHoverhander · 2018-06-22T09:02:38+00:00

Eh, this is the problem I have with this wall thing. You guys think she is deluded and that her demands are ridiculous but she looks good enough that she still WILL have infinitely more options than your average man does. Sure, she won't attract young, wealthy male models but she'll still have it far easier than pretty much any man does.

kuxcom2 · 2018-06-22T12:35:47+00:00

"I'm worth much more than that". Just got to love that modesty... Kids at 40? Enjoy those downy babies. no thanks

freebroken · 2018-06-22T10:07:55+00:00

face is starting to look droopy; no amount of makeup can hide that fact.

SilverGryphon · 2018-06-22T07:02:10+00:00

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

realChebz · 2018-06-22T07:53:42+00:00

I hear there is new cat adoption center opening nearby :^)

HaywoodJablomie · 2018-06-22T14:44:08+00:00

Translation: needs husband plus biological kid(s) to suck alimony, child support and 50%+ of his assets out of financially successful man for her expensive tastes because she is well past the wall and doesn’t get everything for free anymore.

What a pile of trash.

Edit: when the divorce proceedings start, she’ll sleep with her lawyer, your lawyer, and the judge just to be sure a favourable ruling (if she hasn’t already).

M1ggo · 2018-06-22T11:50:18+00:00

It is ok to discriminate short people, but if you tell in your profile: "No slutty women." you are a misogynist.

2018-06-22T10:38:16+00:00

I wish her luck

CardboardJesusWoW · 2018-06-22T11:55:38+00:00

I pity any potato farmers out there dumb enough to chase that.

Amnesia2508 · 2018-06-22T17:11:22+00:00

RoastBeef.jpg

XM21 · 2018-06-22T11:41:09+00:00

Somebody call Batman.... Egghead is back in town.

squidracer · 2018-06-22T13:44:56+00:00

It's scary how many profiles there are like this on tinder. Last time i was on there i couldn't believe how many women over 35 were wanting to pop out kids at the last minute.

genethedog · 2018-06-22T14:16:01+00:00

The wall came later for this one. That means she had it REALLY good when she was younger. She's only now starting to panic. By the time she's 45 she's going to be so fucking mad and miserable. I wouldn't want to have to work with her. She's going to be an absolute tyrant. Full of jealous rage.

TETHTONE · 2018-06-22T14:41:19+00:00

She's ready to settle down and make some beta bux life fucking miserable. NAG NAG NAG

Zefirez · 2018-06-22T14:42:00+00:00

While pretty much a self-roast one thing speaks in her defense - she did not ATM a beta bucks Billy only to divorce his ass later or made herself a happy single mother of teenage thug.

Hamster wheel is spinning, but i don't see her as lowest of the low among women.

AppreciateYa · 2018-06-22T16:32:18+00:00

She looks shrewd, demanding, naggy, and high maintenance.

she needs to learn her place. in a cat rescue non-profit. which she establishes with her own cat collection. as a sanctuary for other slags

Saturn1981 · 2018-06-22T17:12:58+00:00

“I’m 40 and would love to have a baby even tho at my 40 that would mean putting that baby at serious risks of developmental disabilities”

2018-06-22T21:11:47+00:00

A failure stumbling towards the finish line, yet she dawdles and brings more demands. Fucking women.

GamingYourMom · 2018-06-22T22:05:37+00:00

Wow. She's driving a dune buggy through crazy land. I bet she smells like artifical lubricant.

TheMarvelousSchmuck · 2018-06-22T22:55:32+00:00

Also being honest, I like tall men... so no ~~offence~~ if you are smaller than 5"11 but I probably won't be attracted/interested.

Well I'm going to be honest too, so no offense if you are older than 24, but I probably wouldn't touch your leathery hag ass with a 10-foot pole. Have fun with your cats, you used up burlap sack.

ThePlague · 2018-06-22T11:58:22+00:00

It's astounding post-wall women think they can get what they want by doubling-down on their demands. She's 40, and she wants kids now. Sorry, lady, you can insist all you want of biology, but it DGAF. It's very unlikely that at this age, you would be able to conceive, let alone carry a healthy baby to term.

I suppose that in her mind, she is compromising: instead of the usual 6' requirement, she knocked it back to 5'11". LOL

FarTooLong2 · 2018-06-22T12:02:33+00:00

'What I offer in return is, um, well, er...well nothing actually.'

JohnPerera · 2018-06-22T12:07:26+00:00

She can be a cooger for a young guy and he will dump her after few fucks.

2018-06-22T12:25:42+00:00

40 HAHA be gone skank!

Tre_Walker · 2018-06-22T12:50:44+00:00

Haha...not interested in "regular fun" or casual sex.

It is only regular because she that is her norm.

ransay3277 · 2018-06-22T13:36:16+00:00

She's 40 and she wants to have children????

biker_r1der · 2018-06-22T13:46:46+00:00

Man, she looks so boring and average, typical brainwashed woman with no personal likes and interests. Hear hear, sex is no phun. Yeah she just copied the crap that has been told to her. She just subjugated to the grey boring mass and she's probably a 24/7 fb addict too. Maybe she should met Sultan Kösen, but I guess he's to small for her high horse as well. What a pity.

toolate4redpill · 2018-06-22T14:02:32+00:00

OMFG. I was big into internet dating in my late 30's. What a fucking shitshow. This looks like every ad I saw except most of the women were land whales.

"You must be over 6 foot". Lady your 5'2"!!

"I'd prefer someone financially independent" Uh, to go with your 25 hour week job at the restaurant?

"I really want to settle down and have kids" When your 40??? Really

Wish MGTOW was a thing back then..........

IcebergHermit · 2018-06-22T15:00:01+00:00

Let the Muslims rape these women i don’t care

MrSchecter · 2018-06-22T15:02:41+00:00

Something about her face makes me feel sick. I don't know what it is.

tharkyllinus · 2018-06-22T15:04:48+00:00

40 is to old for kids unless you want potatoes.

ActuallytheGreatest · 2018-06-22T15:37:33+00:00

Um, isn't the whole point of Tinder to have casual sex? Tinder isn't known for being a "Find-Your-Soulmate" type of app.

GoodVibesMGTOW · 2018-06-22T15:45:03+00:00

40 and wanting "kids" (plural)?? Um heck no! I cannot imagine any man her age wanting babies. I am 39 and definitely will not be making any babies!

cleats4u · 2018-06-22T15:54:53+00:00

Also... if I like you we can rush right into babies and you supporting and paying all my bills. You must have good health insurance because our down syndrome baby is going to be expensive and we will hire a nanny to take care of it. Please have good looking friends at least 6" tall because I'm going to fucking them while you work overtime to pay for all this shit! Love Ya!

rooster-one4 · 2018-06-22T16:25:48+00:00

Kids = things, marriage = thing...they're just things....like everything else.

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-06-22T16:38:49+00:00

Resting cunt face. I mean, who could resist?

2018-06-22T17:41:10+00:00

My patience for her shit is thinner than her eyebrows

Ipride362 · 2018-06-22T17:42:41+00:00

38 km away, is that like ten miles?

2018-06-22T17:52:51+00:00

I dated a Lucinda once. Stay VERY far away.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-06-22T18:05:52+00:00

Honey, you been shook so hard everything has already settled to the bottom of the bag.

DiscombobulatedCake4 · 2018-06-22T18:14:36+00:00

WHAT A THOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

tasty-sandwich · 2018-06-22T18:23:18+00:00

Lucinda I don’t think you can be picky anymore

t353tfb · 2018-06-22T19:15:32+00:00

Okay bye

geocitiesuser · 2018-06-22T20:11:49+00:00

An attractive blonde at 40 has had more cum than a sperm bank.

tconwk · 2018-06-22T20:14:24+00:00

The ole cock carousel is broken down?

Freedomisgreat · 2018-06-22T20:16:53+00:00

Her biological clock doesnt tick or toc anymore

zangatti · 2018-06-22T22:38:24+00:00

Suddenly, she hits the wall, and she's worth more than casual sex. Why would that be, when she's less attractive than when she DID have casual sex? I don't understand how these women think "ugly" has some kind of value to it.

the_rabid_beaver · 2018-06-23T02:30:29+00:00

I'm 6 foot exactly, and I instantly don't want any women who say they want 5,11" or taller.

rfoconnor · 2018-06-22T11:56:09+00:00

So does she ride a harley or did her last boyfriend buy her that?

Renegade_01 · 2018-06-22T15:02:09+00:00

She's 40! What does she want a bunch of kids with DOWN SYNDROME. Uhhh no thanks bitch. Gentlemen, I suggest you all get your portfolio lined up soon for Fancy Feast Futures.

Wolfoflulzstreet · 2018-06-22T11:53:16+00:00

um yah, I like huge tits so if you’re smaller than an E cup I probably won’t be attracted.

Women and their double standards. AWALT.

mgtowben · 2018-06-22T13:07:03+00:00

Lol, this shit is textbook.

gvs77 · 2018-06-22T13:07:05+00:00

The thing is, she probably won't find anyone to settle down with, let alone that the available time frame will still include kids. Then she'll blame it on men, but who cares.

wildfireboat · 2018-06-22T14:17:54+00:00

"I'm worth much more than that"

Not to me.

2018-06-22T14:36:12+00:00

She looks like a blonde Skully

Zombocom1911 · 2018-06-22T17:22:08+00:00

I am not interested. Enjoy your cats.

Adiaphoron · 2018-06-22T17:22:54+00:00

Classic! Well selected OP!

EHXKOR · 2018-06-23T02:20:43+00:00

My mother had my younger sister at 40. She was born four months premature and required blood transfusions because she was not producing her own blood. On top of that she’s had vision problems her whole life and began having breathing problems at 6 or 7. While of course this isn’t as bad as having a downie, it’s not the best for your children. Ma’am you missed your chance, time to throw in the towel and take on a couple cats.

kuxcom2 · 2018-06-23T02:32:45+00:00

I'm 6''1' and I only date women who are take than me.

daniel13324 · 2018-06-23T09:29:00+00:00

"I am worth so much more than that." I'm getting the feeling that every woman on Tinder/OKCupid is absolutely and irrevocably delusional. You'd have to be a complete idiot to think dating her is a good deal.

yash_blue · 2018-06-22T18:42:16+00:00

Alt right fags are probably fapping extra hard looking at lucinda, i mean look at them blue eyes and golden hair, don't matter that everything is probably dried up from the looks of it and the best she probably can do is shit out a baby with down syndrome but who cares, muh white babies!!!

Title	"I'm finally ready to settle down."
Author	kuxcom2
Upvotes	261
Comments	155
Date	June 22, 2018 5:18 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/8sysks/im_finally_ready_to_settle_down/
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