"I'm ready to settle down now."

MrHolte · 2019-02-26T17:15:31+00:00

Fixing that wold cost less than a year of marriage.

Just saying...

rooster-one4 · 2019-02-26T17:20:45+00:00

That's not fair, that car is worth taking on :)

russelln · 2019-02-26T18:24:39+00:00

That's fixable though, women aren't.

Disgruntledfamilyguy · 2019-02-26T17:34:33+00:00

But she chose YOUR garage!

2019-02-26T19:03:10+00:00

The main difference being a car can be restored to its former glory.

flukey5 · 2019-02-26T19:23:35+00:00

Poor old ferrari Dino. It would be a pleasure putting that work of art back together.

Vidar34 · 2019-02-26T20:29:59+00:00

That poor car actually looks like it is worth a labor of love to restore, much more than a thot would be. The car itself may not appreciate it's own restoration, but at least it won't resent you for it.

801735 · 2019-02-26T17:23:39+00:00

Would you PLEASE stop doxing me already. It gets me from A to B, OK??? Not everybody is a car guy, you know? ]=)

jacketguy · 2019-02-26T19:25:07+00:00

LOL

no new ground left to cover: already been wine and dined, already been on trips, already had intercourse, already sucked, already been engaged, already been pregnant, already been married

just a used up shell, nothing left to give except a cynical attitude, two kids, stretch marks, and emotional hangups

as a man ur not her first anything, ur just the next on the conveyor belt.. u have no significance to her, she just pretends u do to keep u from leaving until she finds another sucker to replace u with

insomniacsheep · 2019-02-27T00:14:22+00:00

Imagine someone trying to sell you this car for the full retail price the year it was released.

Now imagine grown men actually going through with it and financing this car, and these men wondering why the car will barely drive off the lot without breaking down.

Welcome to modern romance.

harrison_wheels · 2019-02-26T22:17:57+00:00

"I was just trying to find myself, teehe!"

Also, the rust represents all the STDs they might have picked up.

CrestfallenWolf · 2019-02-26T21:18:30+00:00

This is why cars aren't good analogs for women... I would take that in a heart beat. And it wouldn't cost half my wealth and it is fixable.

DemonGroover · 2019-02-27T08:42:36+00:00

Yeah but as soon as you fix it up it will drive off with Fabio at the wheel.

tramese · 2019-02-26T20:26:24+00:00

for those who's curious, this car has 2 wheels.

Xxtourlife · 2019-02-26T21:32:03+00:00

Where can I learn how to fix old cars like these?

I would like to take it up as a hobby

KingOfYaks · 2019-02-26T23:58:51+00:00

I restore cars. Let me tell you, I wouldn't touch that car with a 50 foot pole even if it was supposedly going to be worth a million bucks when finished. Its a Ferrari-- Good luck with parts. The body/frame is start-over. Engine, god knows. Interior probably rotten... There's nothing left but the glass. You know I met an old Italian guy in Cali that built cars exactly like that from aluminum--The last of the coach builders. And that gets me thinking... Aluminum doesn't rust that way. That thing isn't a project. Its a career.

jacketguy · 2019-02-26T19:27:43+00:00

this pic is deceiving though because it makes it seem like women can be restored with effort

that_nast · 2019-02-26T20:25:31+00:00

Rode hard and put away wet

OperativeOne · 2019-02-26T21:03:09+00:00

The thumbnail was beautiful.

Lord_Drezz · 2019-02-26T18:01:49+00:00

this makes me sad....

KyleAlex615 · 2019-02-26T18:46:41+00:00

That’s not fair on the car tbh

kyledontcare · 2019-02-26T20:32:57+00:00

Fully restored, it's going to be a beaut.

Atriplex124 · 2019-02-26T23:02:04+00:00

You can trust a car.

ZeroMGTOW00 · 2019-02-26T23:44:07+00:00

Life time financing at 19.99%. Where do I sign up?

2019-02-27T04:51:26+00:00

that car can be rebuilt. a broken post CC vagina cannot.

kurtu5 · 2019-02-27T15:55:43+00:00

Please don't just use bondo.

1st10Amendments · 2019-02-27T20:56:46+00:00

Only attractive from behind... such as when she's going away.

BaconFinder · 2019-02-27T02:12:55+00:00

Except it would be less expensive and more satisfying to rebuild that beautiful work of art

NietzscheExplosion · 2019-02-26T18:01:46+00:00

Gto 308??

adamrockblackandblue · 2019-02-26T19:04:16+00:00

I'll take it! Sweet deal, yo.

Dronelisk · 2019-02-26T19:08:14+00:00

/u/title2imagebot

whurwelf · 2019-02-26T23:56:36+00:00

Is this the car that was stolen and then found buried in a yard when they wanted to put a pool in?

Jack-Hole · 2019-02-27T00:07:22+00:00

As an ex-Navy welder, pipefitter, and fabricator I would love to get my hands on this.

duong9006 · 2019-02-27T00:50:57+00:00

This is still reparable.

TommyHolefucker · 2019-02-27T01:36:02+00:00

That's a Ferrari Dino if I'm not mistaken, she could be my bitch!

99posse · 2019-02-27T05:52:28+00:00

Shit, that's my lifetime dream. Where did you find it?

MoralImpeachability · 2019-02-27T11:51:21+00:00

That's a ferrari though? A better example would be a rusty honda civic.

aevan595 · 2019-02-27T14:59:29+00:00

Do I smell the origins of a Rat Rod?

wildfireboat · 2019-02-27T16:13:41+00:00

Rust aside... That's a beautiful blue color.

And the curves on this car... wow. What cars today have such a design?

To the person who let this thing rot... would it have killed you to find a fucking garage for this car??? Carport?? Shed?? Roof??

xiaoxiao12 · 2019-02-27T19:44:57+00:00

At least not a landwhale.

"I'm ready to settle down now."

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Title	"I'm ready to settle down now."
Author	deathtocontrollers
Upvotes	846
Comments	72
Date	February 26, 2019 5:09 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/av1tcd/im_ready_to_settle_down_now/
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