Preach Brother!

NightOuts · 2019-03-20T22:08:27+00:00

lol, been 8 years since my last one. i am really not festive at all.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-03-20T22:48:55+00:00

Maybe I'm wrong, but it's because women tend to be more self-centered and attention seekers than men. If my coworkers don't know it's my birthday, I don't tell them and go about working like a normal day.

Magnar96 · 2019-03-20T22:38:26+00:00

It's my birthday today, only 23 and I give 0 fucks about any of it.

Valeyu20 · 2019-03-20T21:55:43+00:00

Best burn I’ve seen

No one can deny that this guy is a hero.

This is that “real man” women talk about.

krazye87 · 2019-03-20T23:21:24+00:00

I bought myself a $2000 laptop 2 years ago birthday. Was a nice gift being single. I wonder what i'll do next year... since I didn't really want anything last year's bday

NVCowboy · 2019-03-20T23:04:41+00:00

Reminds me of when I was married taking her out to dinner on her birthday. She’d tell everyone from the hostess to the busboy that “IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!” She’d get so pleased when the staff were forced to gather and sing to the stupid bitch.

Thank God those days are done!

2MetresAbove · 2019-03-20T22:30:11+00:00

That nigga knows what's up.

TheRabbitTunnel · 2019-03-20T22:32:04+00:00

Thats just for the beta bux. They expect boat cruises from billy beta and give him socks in return.

But, theyll happily buy boat cruises for Chad, while he only buys socks for them.

machinerer · 2019-03-20T23:28:48+00:00

.....I like socks!

Seriously. I went to a gun show once, and I bought a jar of spicy pickles and a pack of wool socks. It was a good day.

liberteus · 2019-03-20T22:31:08+00:00

Attention seeking entitled wahmen love birthdays for the same reason they love weddings. That's when the blue pilled idiot must pay tribute to her highness. It's an act of servitude, but they such queens that you should also surprise them,with a gift that's expensive but not too much. They're kids. They're just like kids.

joshrey789 · 2019-03-20T22:49:28+00:00

I feel like once you become a man, you shouldn't be making a big deal about your birthday anymore. I'm 28 and haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 16. Idk it's just another day. I never understand how men can go out and have a freaking birthday weekend. That's something women do. Maybe I'm too old school. Lol

waterfat · 2019-03-20T22:26:20+00:00

Because to men, it's just another day. Sure your friends and businesses folks wish you a happy birthday. You get to talk to your folks if they are still with us.

But it's another go round the sun. Nothing to have a birthday week or flipping birthday month to freak out over.

CreativeThought88 · 2019-03-20T23:21:58+00:00

Hate birthdays.

On a side note, this one girl I'm talking to that pays me for my work kept reminding me it was her birthday. She invited me to her party which I didn't go to because she had beautiful friends and she is possessive and clingy and I didn't want to lose a client because her friend hit on me in front of her on her birthday or because I flirted back. This situation legitimately happened more than once, so I just avoid it altogether.

TheRabbitTunnel · 2019-03-20T23:37:50+00:00

Nah, they dont give you socks. They give you gifts that are really for them.

"I bought you this shirt so you can take us to nicer restaurants!"

sketchibubz · 2019-03-20T23:35:31+00:00

Oh snap...... Nice, that's exactly why I hate celebrating with gals even on your day it's all about her.... Shit gifts too, pair of socks and a blow job, yeah OK nice one, her birthdays jeez, bitch want trips to Paris and 5star hotels.... Dumb bitch needs to find her own way in life instead of flogging her vagina for drinks or meals.

MrNutsackEyes · 2019-03-20T23:44:58+00:00

The only people who make a big deal about their birthdays are children and women. Men have more important things to worry about.

Fyodor007 · 2019-03-21T00:38:47+00:00

Funny, I've always liked getting socks. Whenever I was in a relationship and asked what I wanted I would say "go through my sock drawer and replace what is there with new ones."

TheGrandTrinket · 2019-03-21T01:32:27+00:00

Being born is not an achievement, so I don't celebrate it. Its my parent's achievement. I'd rather celebrate on something that I sacrificed my heart and soul to get.

BluetoothMcGee · 2019-03-21T05:17:10+00:00

Because people's idea of celebrating my birthday is pestering me for free shit and making me clean up their mess after the party's over.

Fuck. That. Shit.

outdoorsyes · 2019-03-20T21:46:56+00:00

Also, because I'm humble and don't expect people to buy me expensive things.

DJ2688 · 2019-03-20T22:41:24+00:00

Because after 21 we all grew up and realized the world isn’t all about us. Our birthday isn’t the most important thing anymore. We have businesses to run and jobs to go to.

cryptotim70726 · 2019-03-21T00:44:22+00:00

I got tired of paying for presents other people got me.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-03-21T01:40:45+00:00

Im wonder if S.B. stands for such a bitch

MesaBoogeyMan · 2019-03-20T23:39:42+00:00

Truth

CreativeThought88 · 2019-03-20T23:46:28+00:00

Give me some socks and draws for Christmas and forget my birthday and I'm good.

Janet_Is_Awake · 2019-03-20T23:51:57+00:00

That is too funny. But so true.

QuantumSanta · 2019-03-20T23:52:36+00:00

Because they have to spend it with freeloaders like you.

BlackWinterShinigami · 2019-03-21T00:04:52+00:00

Boom BITCH!!!!

anotherent · 2019-03-21T00:34:01+00:00

Hit the fucking nail on the head....

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-03-21T02:17:05+00:00

I celebrated Wednesday (today), got my new toy which I ordered a few days ago.

Everyday of freedom is great; I celebrate every day.

TheSud007 · 2019-03-21T02:51:15+00:00

Cause I'm paying for the damn celebration that I don't really want 😂😂😂

dandaman910 · 2019-03-21T04:20:29+00:00

Socks that were bought with our money anyway I might add

Uttfttufftcytfcctf · 2019-03-21T04:43:47+00:00

We also don’t feed on attention, well at least I don’t.

2019-03-21T05:58:40+00:00

It's really a silly tradition, as are all the holidays. The minute I turned recluse, I put an end to that BS. If I want something, I don't need no damn special occasion to excuse me getting it...just like I don't need no New Year's Resolution to make a change, or do an accomplishment.

hanskywalk3r · 2019-03-21T09:53:38+00:00

A lot of women I see are celebrating their birthday month. I shit you not. The thirst for attention is real

Monsteroid · 2019-03-21T02:16:25+00:00

Ooof... That was heavy.

2019-03-20T21:30:39+00:00

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Itookthewrongpill · 2019-03-20T22:31:08+00:00

Women are children.

alexyong342 · 2019-03-20T23:53:00+00:00

Dude...

cjwalker1975 · 2019-03-21T02:16:47+00:00

I stopped celebrating my birthday as of 2017 I'm not missing anything but I'm saving money it's all a trap 2 get your hard earned cash

RedPillJunky · 2019-03-21T05:42:57+00:00

And if I had a boat I'll go on a cruise myself.

robowriter · 2019-03-21T08:24:07+00:00

And after shave, ties, soap on a rope. And in one instance, a framed picture of themselves. It was a poster-sized photo of her dumb mug, not one but two versions. True.

Tercalerc · 2019-03-21T13:08:58+00:00

I'm more excited for my funeral than another God damn birthday

"Now comes the mystery!" -Henry Ward Beecher's Last Words

kvass33 · 2019-04-03T00:10:08+00:00

Daaayum

Qfanjen · 2019-04-18T21:13:51+00:00

Damn where do you guys find these women? Shit I can buy my own cruise and I’m not even a bitch. Your mom can buy your socks. Who buys their dude socks? Just trying to learn here try not to hate on me to hard for being a female. Just how the dice were rolled 🤷‍♀️

GQveracity · 2019-04-20T04:56:10+00:00

Hilarious. Back in the beta days remember getting a chick a nice gift and all I got was some cheap low quality gifts not even a card. Now they give me nice gifts and I give them nothing.

weinersniff · 2019-07-06T23:40:20+00:00

I stopped celebrating my b-day when I turned 17. I didn't ask to be born, why should I spend time and effort decorating and cooking when I'll just have to clean it up and go back to the same boring life the next day.

GenealogyFan77 · 2019-03-21T12:02:35+00:00

In come the fedora tipping neckbeards.

*Hears the faint echo of "m'lady" somewhere in the distance.*

Title	Preach Brother!
Author	defiance211
Upvotes	3697
Comments	124
Date	March 20, 2019 9:25 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/b3hozk/preach_brother/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/preach-brother.495270 https://theredarchive.com/post/495270

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