The Onion spitting facts

MasterMuff · 2019-03-13T19:12:16+00:00

This is annoying. When I was 17 I took my gf to a concert of a local band that she loved. We pushed all the way to the front, during one of the last songs she’s reaching up and grabs the singers hand and pulls him down and starts kissing on his neck. Like wtf.. I walk the fuck out right there.

And her reasoning “but he’s in a band”

Cool. A local band that no one except for us knows about, and they split up the month after that show too.

sdaddy345 · 2019-03-13T17:19:36+00:00

This is so true, go to any male concert and women will leave their bf/husbands in a heartbeat if given the opportunity. Hypergamy.

justiceavenger2 · 2019-03-13T18:23:38+00:00

I have never understood the celebrity worship. People look at me wierd when I say there isnt a celebrity I want to fuck or get a free pass with. I don't know any celebrities I find attractive and if I was in a relationship I wouldn't want to justify fucking famous person just because they are famous. If I am going to fuck any celebrity a porn star while I am single makes the most sense.

Disgruntledfamilyguy · 2019-03-13T19:05:33+00:00

Yeah, I don't get this. I have several "happily married" friends who have some sort of "celebrity hall pass" arrangement. Blows my fucking mind every time.

EatThatPussy555 · 2019-03-13T17:58:53+00:00

This reminds me of Blueface’s ig story a few days ago. Tons of girls with their tits out, some with partners

Yestromo · 2019-03-13T20:32:48+00:00

This has always bothered me. Women in committed relationships openly drooling and fawning over a celebrity or singer. Why is that accepted behavior? Why would you be so bold to share your lust with everyone? Why even have that lust to begin with?

LocoGamingRocker · 2019-03-13T21:18:10+00:00

When literal "Fake News" (The Onion) that nobody takes seriously starts posting more factually accurate News than the Mainstream Media, you know society has done fucked it up.

TigPlaze · 2019-03-13T16:57:28+00:00

LOL. hahahahaha

RJ850 · 2019-03-13T21:38:47+00:00

My ex used to openly melt down over rock star Kip Winger. Always made me feel like an inadequate piece of shit. AWALT

cleats4u · 2019-03-13T22:25:11+00:00

Women want to fuck band members so badly they literally piss themselves. I remember John Lennon stating during one of the Beatles concerts their was a river of piss running down the stairs. How many men would piss themselves over a female singer. This was back in the 60's. Imagine how much sicker women have become. But their have always been cucks for them waiting by Elvis's trailer Lol.

Jabronskyi · 2019-03-13T19:24:47+00:00

The mangina feels are strong in this one

azeng618 · 2019-03-13T18:28:24+00:00

I really want to see some r/atetheonion comments for this

RedPillTruth10 · 2019-03-13T20:40:56+00:00

I always felt this about taking them to sporting events as well.

davisyoung · 2019-03-13T22:21:00+00:00

Tom Leykis warns against women "suggesting" to go to a certain concert. One of the Leykis 101 rules.

Totsean · 2019-03-13T19:01:41+00:00

https://local.theonion.com/husband-buys-wife-tickets-to-see-singer-she-wants-to-fu-1833262861#_ga=2.146

925431.1349148257.1552503490-443495361.1552503486

Link i case you want to read it.

Zafer11 · 2019-03-13T21:57:52+00:00

Sub to pewdiepie

FrancoGamerxz · 2019-03-13T20:54:27+00:00

It do be like that.

MrMannheim · 2019-03-14T07:17:38+00:00

You know the world is truly fucked when The Onion's articles aren't even satire anymore.

Beerbeer007 · 2019-03-13T22:39:26+00:00

Bad-Boys usually have more immediate SMV than real men; unless the cashflow or status cockblocks 'em

The-Wizard-of-Oz- · 2019-03-14T04:02:22+00:00

Disgusting.

But you can't blame women. It's their nature.

(Prophesy : gigantic & bitter feminist attack on my post of I said this on any other platform)

2019-03-14T04:56:31+00:00

my best friend keeps mentioning how his wife has a new crush each week, this week Michael Fassbender, next week the guy who plays Thor.

but then this is the same women when they were engaged who posted on her social media that she was a praying mantis and she found her mate. lmao. he has no idea she finds little value in him sexually beyond giving her sperm and making money for the kid.

OniiChanStopNotThere · 2019-03-14T00:16:32+00:00

Very relevant considering what's going on with R Kelly.

2019-03-14T00:41:55+00:00

Hypergamy in a nutshell..

RedPillJunky · 2019-03-14T06:31:12+00:00

The guy could have just spent the money for himself and dumped his girlfriend he's better off that way.

cute_ella · 2019-03-14T07:08:46+00:00

Believe it or not,I just quarreled with my girlfriend,I hate the way she speaks to me.

CptGoodnight · 2019-03-13T21:52:42+00:00

Yep. Too much truth here.

I mean, I'd hate to take it too seriously, but tjis is DEFINITELY and undercurrent.

Errorcode99 · 2019-03-13T22:43:56+00:00

okay, this is epic

Fart-N-Cup · 2019-03-13T21:06:00+00:00

Lolz we all know boyfriends who do shit like this. Explain to your wife that you want to go to a strip club and ask her for the $1’s you’ll be stuffing in their asses haha

UltimateCurryCel · 2019-03-13T22:01:46+00:00

I'm glad they're still making pretty good stuff.

BlueFreedom420 · 2019-03-14T01:28:15+00:00

It's funny how R / NotTheOnion is full of bitch made humorless liberals and the Onion is still entertaining.

l3orn · 2019-03-14T02:58:49+00:00

Halo effect

LoneWolff1776 · 2019-03-14T03:50:08+00:00

It's all strategy!! He lets her fulfill her desires so then he can use her to fulfill his desires. Just meaningless sex!!

a_very_lonely_bagel · 2019-03-13T22:47:24+00:00

Im pretty sure the onion is a joke news site

CinnamonArmin · 2019-06-23T04:04:01+00:00

But y’all have no problem wanting to fuck 20 different porn stars? K

UnpredictableAccnt · 2019-03-14T01:36:52+00:00

Why the hell are you using the onion to help men

SuperSaiyanBroly737 · 2019-03-14T03:54:40+00:00

What a cuck.

I've always wondered why wahmen are attracted to male singers. Singing is a feminine thing and those male singers weak, puny and un-manly. How the fuck is a good singing voice going to help them in war or famine?

lesbianghost00 · 2019-03-14T16:05:18+00:00

The onion is satire, you morons

2019-03-14T07:25:24+00:00

Lmao imagine being so desperate for evidence, that doesn’t exist, that you pull ‘facts’ from the onion xD you guys rly need to get out more

Title	The Onion spitting facts
Author	blue_pupper
Upvotes	2381
Comments	164
Date	March 13, 2019 4:49 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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