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[–]mynameismulan140 points141 points142 points 8 years ago (58 children) | Copy Link
As someone here said in another thread:
Man’s best friend: Dogs
Women’s best friend: Diamonds
[–]xx_deleted_x124 points125 points126 points 8 years ago (20 children) | Copy Link
Dogs=20,000 yrs of selective breeding and biological ties to our emotional well being
Diamonds=a stone no rarer than turquise, which is very cheap, held up by a fake market based on pure evil (war, child slavery, etc) and manipulation.
[–][deleted] 47 points48 points49 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
exactly.
Men didn't even want to be married for thousands of years up until the early 1900's
Even in the 1800's men went their own way usually, women were called whores for raising a child without a father.
Now it's completely ass backwards, it only took 60-70 years of marketing from shit hole companies like DeBeers to change how society viewed women.
There is a reason why the greatest inventions happen 80-150 years ago, and since then we've kinda just been coasting. Women are dream killers.
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[–]HachimanHikigaya-Kun11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ratchilds? :) I know who you mean, I just couldn't resist.
[–]ccc45p3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
So you're saying the Jews are behind it all?
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[–]xx_deleted_x3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...and now YOU have a friend in the diamond business!
[–]cypresstalker0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
NOOOOO for the love of god NOOO
[–]MAGAneticENERGY1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Evidence also suggests they have disproportionately higher IQ on average than other groups
[–]OnAllLevelsIAmBoJack1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great comment. Agree 100%
[–]DUDAHR0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey goooglercooler please tell me how you know that men didn't wana get married please give me sources i wana know more like is it in books and liturature or ? Or are there statistics of how many men were not married ? PLease tell me
[–]rockorbe200219 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To quote Sheldon Cooper:
Remarkable. Diamonds. Crystalized carbon. Every day, people go to the grocery store and come home with sacks full of carbon, in the form of charcoal brickets, which they toss in their barbecues and set on fire. But just because you have some carbon with the atoms stacked neatly, you expect me to plunk down thousands of dollars.
[–]80173514 points15 points16 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Cheap, check, fake, check, market, check, pure evil, check, manipulation, check. No wonder chicks want to have that on their hands. Stones of the same feather are overpriced togethersince ever.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Maybe more than that
[–]rolleN13371 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
CHAD Dogs vs. virgin diamonds
[–]SilverGryphon0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
diamond is just tetrahedral carbon or as I like to call it carbon-4
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[–]SilverGryphon0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I know but I still like to call it carbon-4 as each carbon atom is bonded with another 4 carbon atoms.
[–]TheIndianMGTOW1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men's best friend: Dogs
Women's best friend: NO ONE
[+]twotiredforthis-17 points-16 points-15 points 8 years ago (34 children) | Copy Link
What if the girl also likes dogs more than diamonds
Or is that too hard for you to imagine?
[–]newAKowner11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
I like how you have to refer to imagination rather than proof
[–]TimSerious6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol well said
[–]twotiredforthis-2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Proof my girlfriend.
I’m not saying you have to spend time with women, I have no problems with the mgtow way of life. I just take issue to demeaning all women instead of just the shallow ones.
[–]ArtoriusXv0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
The trouble is buddy, that 99% of women are shallow these days.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
But not all are, and by generalizing over all of them, you’re doing it unfairly. The easiest way is to be more specific when you write, by saying something like “shallow women” instead of just “women”. Thank you:)
[–]ArtoriusXv0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I said 99% mate, that's not all of them. It's most of them.
Listen, women have never done anything too bad to me, couple rejections when I was younger but hey, that's life, it's just that I can see the truth of the world, and sadly it's the truth that most women are of no good.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Do you also believe that most men are no good?
[–]ArtoriusXv0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I believe that men that commit crimes are no good, but generally I try to at least treat most other men with at least a modicum of respect, unless they annoy or anger me in some way.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And why aren’t women exactly the same? Or at least very similar?
[–]OnAllLevelsIAmBoJack2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Missed the point entirely.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
If.
[–]twotiredforthis-5 points-4 points-3 points 8 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
You’re acting like it’s impossible, But im currently with one such girl rn
[–]DrScott885 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Rn being the key word mate. Women change. She’ll be cheatin on you in no time at all ifin the lass isn’t already.
I been around a good while mate. No such thing as a faithful woman.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you really believe that 100% of women throughout history have cheated?
[–]DrScott882 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hands down, no question. But that depends on your definition.
Women cheat both emotionally as well as physically but to women as long as you aren’t physical it isn’t cheating to them.
I’m open to be wrong as I’m dating as well.
Though I don’t believe monogamy is possible with the human species
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
That will change when her girlfriends get shiny diamonds to show off but not her. And frankly you can't know that she really loves dogs more than diamonds, hell they don't even know what they really want themselves.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
None of her girlfriends like diamonds, and they’re all my friends too. We’re all pretty simplistic, live a vegan low waste lifestyle.
Why don’t you think she’s capable of having opinions and preferences? Even lab rats have preferences.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
None of her girlfriends like diamonds, and they’re all my friends too.
How do you know, you asked with a loaded question?
We’re all pretty simplistic, live a vegan low waste lifestyle. Why don’t you think she’s capable of having opinions and preferences?
Because I've seen my fair share of "good and nice girls" that would never do that do just "that" in the end.
That hippie phase will pass, she'll get bored eventually and will "find herself" another way.
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
It’s been 4 years now, how much longer do I have to wait for her to experience a major personality change and start hating me?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
how much longer do I have to wait for her to experience a major personality change and start hating me?
I don't know, ask the divorced men around you. /r/DeadBedrooms would be a good start
[–]twotiredforthis0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Do you really believe 100% of relationships end up there?
[–]xx_deleted_x0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
who hurt you?
[–][deleted] 64 points65 points66 points 8 years ago* (36 children) | Copy Link
Big difference. Dogs are man’s best friend and have been for thousands and thousands of years. Dogs have been bred to view humans as part of their kin, and in turn serve us with unwavering loyalty. Cats are almost like the modern woman in a way. They nag you for attention and food constantly, and when they don’t get their way the pussy (heh) tends to lash out and scratch or harm you physically or mentally. A man who loves dogs is a good soul. A woman who becomes a cat lady is typically an unhinged mess who views the cats as her only friends. Quite sad really. Moral of the story-dogs are god’s gift to mankind. Cats are like women-they only want attention, and their loyalty is questionable.
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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a good doggo. Truly man’s best friend.
[–]Jackoffalltrades894 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Have you tried a dremel? My family’s never had good luck with the clippers, always hit the quick on one nail, but the dremel takes them down nice and safe. Plus, no raw or sharp edges to the nails when you’re done.
[–]misslecraft1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am the same as your dog. No reason why, but I absolutely hate clipping my toenails. I also require meat, preferably bacon or steak. Beer on the side, of course
[–]flee_market1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It might be necessary to just walk him on hard surfaces more - that'll wear his nails down.
[–]monk-740 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Rotisserie chicken, smoked hams... this dog is living the life!
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have both and tbh i never had any bad behaviour from my cat. She's pretty sweet and chill. Can't say anything negative really.
[–]monk-741 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both are cool. Cats are chill mostly. Dogs have more personality.
[–]nosoupforyou13 points14 points15 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Cats are like women-they only want attention, and their loyalty is questionable.
Who hurt you?
No, seriously, every cat I've ever had has adored me.
The real difference between crazy cat ladies and guy dog owners is that the crazy cat lady is crazy, with or without a cat.
Women tend to become crazier as they age, while guys don't unless it's senility setting in.
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Women were not meant to be old. They lose the only power they have, which is sex appeal. And drives them insane.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good call.
So, I guess brace ourselves for a bunch of assholes? We probably got mentioned somewhere. My tactic is not to not engage them and report as needed.
[–]xx_deleted_x-3 points-2 points-1 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My cat hasn't bitten or scratched me in the 17 years I've had him.
He's a nicer person than I am, lol.
[–]herpderpfeynman6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
that's the thing that really puts dogs ahead of cats for me. Objectively speaking they have been domesticated by humans long enough for them to co-evolve with us. That's a long fucking time.
Dogs can recognize uniquely human gestures like pointing at objects. Give me a medium-large breed of dog over a cat any day of the week.
[–]herpderpfeynman3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yeah it's unreal. Apparently there's a border collie with a vocabulary of ~1000 words.
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[–]flee_market2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They say dogs are like perpetual four year olds but some dogs are definitely way ahead of their peers... Herding dogs in particular are pretty amazingly sharp.
[–]mansausage4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
As a guy who likes cats, I completely disagree. Cats are independent, women (and dogs) are not.
Dogs are quite literally tools created to serve. You like them the same way women like men.
I prefer cats and it is fascinating to me how even millennia spent with people could not crush their free, independent spirit.
By the way, there was a time when people thought cats were working with the devil and got rid of them. Then rats spread the black death all over Europe, killing many millions. That's what you get. There's a chance that we're both here today because some cat that was still around caught the right rat before it could infect our ancestors.
[–]krenovinspired4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Dude, I've had both cats and dogs. I can assure you that I do NOT view my dog in the same way modern woman views men. Gtfo with that.
[–]mansausage0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is because of you and your male character, though.
[–]flee_market2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cats are interesting because even when they're being social they're antisocial...
There's a grocery store in the less affluent part of town where I live, I used to live down the street from it. Every time I would drive to it at 10pm to get groceries (I liked to shop late when not many people were there), I noticed that there were tons of cats on a grassy lawn nearby.
I didn't know if they were feral, stray, or just visiting from a nearby apartment complex (probably a mix of all three), but the funny thing is that they all decided to group up in the same area of the lawn, but with at least 20 feet separating each of them.
Cats like to be... nearby, but not interacting directly.
Kinda like how men like to have a woman... nearby, but not interacting directly, lol ;)
Cats are often characterized as being more like women, but I think in this one respect they are more like men.
If that is "antisocial", what are we for building fences around our "territories", though?
[–]Use_VOAT_Instead4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I love cats and dogs. Grew up with them all my life. Only now that I'm nearing 30 am I starting to understand cats. As I have 2. I wouldn't call them "Like Woman" thats degrading the cats. Think of cats as the ultimate individualist/ survivalist. You'll end up making friends. Though I easily make friends with most every animal.
It's simple.
Cats understand (and want their) personal space.
The best way to befriend a cat is to enter its home.... and then ignore it completely.
It will realize that you aren't going to chase it trying to touch it, and then classify you as a "non threat". Then its need for affection will draw it to you, cautiously at first, and when you react to that in a chill way, its trust grows. Before you know it you have a new best friend.
Dogs on the other hand have zero concept of personal space because, in their brain, the pack does everything together. Run around the neighborhood. Bring down prey. Eat. Sleep in a big pile.
My ex's pit bull literally whined and didn't know what to do when my ex would be hanging out in the living room watching TV and I'd be in the study on my PC.
PACK CANNOT SEPARATE!
99% of the time, when a cat is psycho it's because that cat has been abused in the past, people won't give it its space, it has no elevated positions (simulating a tree) that it can lurk in and look down on everyone from.. change these things and a cat's behavior improves immensely.
No different from making sure that a dog gets plenty of exercise and training and socialization with people and animals.
Women on the other hand....... maybe in a different society there would be a hope of curtailing their more destructive tendencies, but in today's Western society? Forget it, lol
[–]SuddenTrip1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I think it's funny that man loves dogs but hate an annoying girlfriend when dogs behave exactly like that, and woman prefers cats while cats behave with themselves as the priority so they'll act cold and mind their own business.
Cats go their own way and woman like them as pets while hating the guy that acts like that. Dogs always need attention and men like them but hate woman that act like that.
[–]IStillDoButUsedToToo0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
trippy
I had both and currently have a female cat and I take of my siblings dogs from time to time. I like cats because they, unlike most wives, are very cheap (100$ at the animal shelter for an sterilized and vaccinated pet) and very low maintenance and will be pretty to look at for all their life (usually 15 to 20 years).
Dogs demand more, but they give more, and the dog training world is a whole word to explore and learn about them and ourselves. Can't wait to get my Great Dane.
[–]48LawsOfFlour1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Cats have a pretty high dud factor. You end up with a bad cat, and that lazy fucker just sits around for years sucking down air and cat food.
They can be loyal, sweet and loving though, you've just gotta pour a ridiculous amount of time into socializing them at 4-12 weeks.
[–]AllUpInYoGirl0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
heh
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I read a first responder state that if someone dies alone with a dog that the dog will guard the body and only begin to consume it if near starvation. In comparison, cats tend to begin to consume their dead owner with a few days. I think that says it all.
[–]SCROTAL-SACK24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, animals are awesome. I must be a crazy cat guy since they're my babies. Love dogs too though, but with my work routine it'd be difficult to take them on walks
[–]Karmageddon176 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My dog a black lab/American pittbull mix is alone in the house 14 hours a day and doesn't ever potty in the house. That dog is so happy to see me when I come home. Have fenced in backyard so I just throw a stick for a while with him. But I love that dog a lot more than I love most people including some family members. Took him to the vet the other day to get all his shots reupped. Vet told me not to be so close to his face cause he may bite me during the shots. Told him this dog would never bite me. Put my forehead against his and went through all 6 shots. Currently sitting on the shitter and he's sitting on my feet. He may as well be an extension of me. Dogs are great
[–]SCROTAL-SACK3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like a wonderful companion and friend, brother. I'd like to get a dog one day. My two cats are incredibly affectionate, they're both indoor cats, but I take them out myself to explore the garden same as you. I work irregular shifts, but any time I go to bed they both jump up to snuggle up and sleep on/next to me. The youngest is at my side no matter where I go. Definitely with you on loving them more than people. I'd die for them. Animals are awesme
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Cat dad here. Two cats, both rescues. Both feral. Both female. One from the woods was wounded and ended up with 23 stitches before I decided to adopt her. The other is an 18 lb Norwegian who follows me around like a dog, hangs out in the yard with me. No fear of dogs. Dislikes women. Dogs love me, but cats are wild animals and I think that's neat. The shitty cats people have are almost always the result of poor ownership. Same with dogs. Almost every women I know including some LEO K9 dykes have shitty animals and IMO their treatment of the animals is borderline neglect which to me is abuse. I've integrated ramps along the walls in my spot so they can perch on top of things. No smell, I vacuum and clean the pans every other day. Almost every female I know doesn't bother with this and they wonder why the animals piss and shit everywhere and hold a grudge.
[–]SCROTAL-SACK5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The shitty cats people have are almost always the result of poor ownership.
Dude, this is my exact belief too. I always observe that people tend to generally shower dogs with attention and walks, and leave cats to their own devices.. or pretty much ignore them like furniture, then wonder why they're not as social. That stereotype that "cats are assholes" always pisses me off because I know its because of human neglect. An animal brought up with love and attention will be good and happy to be around you. People are morons.. Good on you for rescuing them and giving them a good life. Mine are adopted. I absolutely love that ramp idea around the house. I've got a couple of cat tree's and toys for them, but now I wanna do what you did. Should be a fun project lol
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you're making ramps I recommend attaching thin carpet to the wood, it helps the cat climb and they feel more secure!
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[–]Webweasel_priyom9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Same had 3 (One passed on recently at 21). Still got the other two. Cat's are freaking awesome. So are dogs. I don't get this whole cat vs dog thing. Both are great pets in their own way. It's all about the effort you put into the relationship with them.
My cat is very dog-like. Greets me at the door with a meow or two every time I get home. The longer I'm gone the more meows I get and the longer the meows are. She will ride in the car with me looking out the window. If I call her, or ask her to get out of a room or off something she listens and does what I say. She stands in different spots and meows depending what she wants - food, water, catnip, milk, treat. She knows when I'm cooking chicken. She has an incredible ability to know when I don't want to be bothered, and when I need a little comfort. She also just stares at me all day when I work - it's kinda creepy but cute at the same time.
[–]nosoupforyou1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Some people just seem to dislike cats. A friend of mine was like that because of a single bad tempered cat, but when her adult daughter was asked to take care of another cat, a much happier one, she ended up changing her opinion.
[–]toggleme13 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
People are the same with dogs too. Get bit by one doggo and they’re scared for life. That saddens me as dogs are amazing. So are cats. Animals in general are pretty dope. Mammals mostly. Not too sure about snakes, spiders and shit because you can’t really chill with them the same way but i know that’s probably just me and someone will post some anecdotes that proves otherwise.
[–]nosoupforyou0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Quite so. Even birds and lizards. A friend had a bird (myna bird I think) that just loved me because I'd give it a scratching under his feathers.
I like dogs too but I just don't want to have to walk it. It's easier to just clean the cat litter than pick up after a dog. Or worse, let the dog use the backyard and have to watch where you walk.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If I had a rodent problem I’d like cats more.
[–]ResidentTruck0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Np, there's dogs for that, too.
[–]Bonesteel500 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had my boi take down his first mouse last week. Was so proud
[–]oirectine0014 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hey, we're not the gender that fucks our dogs.
[–]GalacticLinx12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
dude, enough internet for you.
Stop, go outside.
[–]nosoupforyou2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
enough internet for you.
That's like saying one had enough chocolate. It just does not make sense.
One can't have enough chocolate if he doesn't bother with weight gain and hypertension... or dental problems if it's a milk chocolate.
[–]Staggitarius1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nobody gonna bring up Colby the dog? Smh.
[–]figyg5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Unpopular opinion: dogs are an equal pain in the ass to single men as women are
[–]Chinchillin095 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One big difference between women and dogs: they actually give you affection in return, hell, they even give you more than you give them.
[–]BananaWilly4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Man-made diamonds are indistinguishable from natural ground dug diamonds.
We are working to replicate the best part of women and leaving the shtty parts of women behind.
[–]VertWhweler0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better be saving up for your sex doll pure pleasure with vacuum blowjob 2000
[–]SpinPlates2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women are WAY more dog obsessed than men. I can't believe this person even made this statement.
[–]oirectine000 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Projection is a woman
[–]astuteglute2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Open the door and see who comes back. Half dozen cats or the dog?
[–]JohnBravo99901 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Actually dogs are a lot like women. They appear loyal, but if they get lost and someone else takes them in...they will be snuggling up with their new owner immediately and forget you ever existed.
🤔
[–]SuddenTrip-1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have the same opinion, they really resemble woman that never grow up past toddler and I find it weird that people worship dogs while hate people if they behave like the dog's behaviour.
[–]SuddenTrip1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Unpopular opinion but I can't stand dogs, needy, smelly and always try to get my attention like they can't leave me alone. It actually resembles an obsessive girlfriend who always needs me, caters to me for its needs and like children that never grow up. Also, they lick their own asshole, they don't have the concept of hygiene, need to train and still bark like they never learn anything. You can't leave them at home or they'll wreck everything because they are a pain in the ass. The loyalty is small compared to the mess they created.
Even with people hostility towards cats, I feel cats is way better caused they are more independent and they can leave me alone.
Cats are also better than wymyn.
Seen a lot of crazy dog ladies as well.
[–]Atton_Risk1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
In polar bears we trust.
[–]Hiromant1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't get the pet craze either tbh. They're just another responsibility, make a mess of any living space and whatever emotional fulfillment they provide isn't worth the cost and hassle if you have friends. Cats DGAF and dogs are clingy, humans make way better companions.
I hope to be a "crazy dog person"...all my doggos, zero debt, zero fucks
[–]SlainFunicle0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
KOed
[–]sicassangel0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can't compare dogs and cats and call them the same animal
[–]XavierMalory0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably because guys don't surround themselves with a shit ton of dogs when they feel lonely. Whereas you see women with a damn clowder of cats.
[–]chadbhava0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pigs are better at doges at everything except as food
[–]guzman_hemi0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get a napkin homie, you just got served
[–]mount_of_jack_squat0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHWWWWWW
[–]Yashugan000 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
savage burn
[–]OnAllLevelsIAmBoJack-2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dogs are useful. Cats are not unless you live on a farm.
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That's a good point. A lot of "men" treating their dog like a child and saying the dog "loves" them, it's pretty creepy too.
**I didn't think I was as right as I am. Holy shit.
[–]ArtoriusXv16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You must not like dogs then. They're awesome.
You pick up a dog from the street, he's homeless, been mistreated, so you take him home, look after him. Feed him, pretty soon you'll be best buddies for life.
You pick up a woman from the street, she's homeless, been mistreated, so you take her home, look after her. Pretty soon, you'll be left with nothing because "she needs space" "your just not good enough" "muh feelings"
[–]ArtoriusXv3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always had animals in my life, rabbits, fish, cats, dogs, even horses (though I was forced to be around them)
Only woman I've ever had in my life is my mom, so I think I'm doing pretty good in that regard.
I honestly don't see what is so interesting about relationships and all that crap.
You give your doggo a squish from me lol.
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Yep. Literally picked mine up 2 years ago from a shelter in North Carolina on my way moving from Phili to Texas.
Thought you were talking about a girl at first.
Yep. Literally picked mine up 2 years ago from a shelter in North Carolina on my way moving from Phili to Texas. Poor girl was a brilliant asian/caucasian mix who had been dumped by multiple previous men in different shelters. We instantly bonded and had a good time driving over two days hitting up every chick fil a we could find and stopping at all the state Forrest’s we could find to let her run around. Unfortunately she left me a year later when she met a Chad.
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I think it's rather storge, ie. familial love, and it's definitely mutual between dog and master. It's what you see between members of a wolf pack as well. Philia is something I'd reserve for humans.
But it's a vital point, I'd even argue that the lack of differentiation is a leading cause of degeneracy in modern times. For example, I think the "no homo" meme is a dangerous piece of subversion that tries to establish eros as the normative and philia as the deviant from of relationship between males.
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They might not feel love as a human does, but dogs do feel something that is very akin to it. It is simply a matter of definition, where love is narrowly defined (so that only men actually express it).
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You all sound like psychopaths.
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Animals are fine outside where they belong.
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His gf lol
I'm offended, I identify as a Sociopath
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