Week in, week out I get to read about your wife's periods. I know more about your wive's periods than I know about my own wife's.

Why? Because you guys write about it in your OYS all the time. Here's a few examples:

A couple of weeks ago, the wife of u/Persimmon_Dazzling started her period while they were on an aeroplane. Imagine that! You can read the exciting details about it here.

Around the same time, u/UsefulWalk4 got a hard "no" while his wife was on the rag. OMG!! The salacious details can be found in this comment.

A few hours ago, u/SoggyTrain informed the sub that his wife's menstrual cycle only lasts about 3-4 days. 3 days... Holy Cow!!! Rivetting stuff, as I'm sure you'll agree...

And u/Hot_Cactus told us that he never gets any while his wife's vagina is bleeding. Shock, horror!! Though - even when he does get some - that he only lasts about two seconds. LOL

So why do we get so much information about your wive's periods?

Well, because you're a bunch of retarded cunts who are obsessed with the minute details of your wife's lives. And you think that by doing so, it will help you in your quest to get her to fuck you more often. (I say "quest" but I really mean "mission").

Some of you retards even go as far as tracking their periods, like this fuckwit - u/SwordHolder69

I bet that some of you track the number and size of your wive's bowel movements too. That's how highly I regard you twats.

OK, I get it - Athol Kay told you that you should do this. So that's why you do it. When she's bleeding you "up the Beta comfort" because the book says so. And Athol is a Sex God - after all he has fucked his wife over 5,000 times. Lucky Athol, she's a fucking beaut.. forget about Shark Week.. he's got Land Whale Year, every day of his life. Oh, the joy!

I'm not telling you not to write about Shark Week. I'm not telling you not to behave differently when your wife is on the rag. I'm not telling you what to do or what not to do. I'll leave it up to you guys. I'm sure you won't fuck it up.