There is no such thing as a dead bedroom. That is a useless phrase that takes away all accountability for the man, so of course men love that phrase since men don't ever want to accept any responsibility for their own lives.
How do you even end up in a """dead bedroom"""? Like how does that happen? You stop banging your wife? You, the man, stops fucking your wife and instead spends his time complaining on the internet? Complaining for what? Some other guy to come along and fix your problem? Some other guy to come along and bang your wife?
Don't worry bro it will happen and your 'dead bedroom' problem is then solved.
How do you even have a dead bedroom? This doesn't even make any sense. You want to bang your wife you grab her and bang her. What's the problem? She wouldn't have married you if she thought you were unattractive.
There is no such thing as a dead bedroom. There is only a passive guy who wants his wife to fuck him, and who isn't fucking his wife, who probably sits around dreaming about him finally grabbing her and giving her a good heave-to while he's too busy bitching online that she isn't grabbing him and fking him.
Any guy who claims he is living (unliving?) in a dead bed is really just a guy who is refusing to accept responsibility for his own life and who wants his wife to fuck him.
He probably makes this as his online dating profile and yeah no wonder his wife starts to get feeling bad.
A dead bedroom only means a passive man, and a sad girl who sits in the dark under the covers dreaming that her husband would bang her, right up until she no longer has this dream.
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