I'd like to preface this brilliant masterpiece by reminding everyone here that the Red Pill is a forum on sexual strategy. The specific sexual strategy humbly pioneered by Alpha Scientist GayLubeOil for the betterment of humanity is: consuming an assortment of herbs, extracts and supplements to unnaturally supercharge your seminal volume and viscosity before annihilating women’s unsuspecting faces with thick streams of cum. Unfortunately, this ingenious scientific breakthrough masterfully published in the fine literary community we call the Red Pill, is of no use to most of our readership.

The vast majority of the men present have no use for real sexual strategy as they are not sexually involved with women and lack the initiative to change this fact. They compensate by pursuing the asexual strategy of consuming increasingly niche pornographic videos before ejaculating up over their pizza belly between their voluptuous male breasts. If you are such a person—and let's face the facts, you probably are—this advice will only make your life worse. Which is why you should tab out of this article right now and go back to the hub. Betas cannot stand discipline or chores, and drenching your Costco socks and Walmart towels in more cum will only burden you with additional laundry and cleanup.

Now that the Beta males have retreated into their Coomer-Corners, we masculine Alphas are free to confront the serious ethical issue of male virility enhancement. Specifically, why should we shoulder the financial, nutritional, emotional, and metabolic burden of producing exorbitant volumes of semen only to selflessly give it all away? The short answer is because we Alphas are natural born leaders, and leaders care. Nobody said it was easy being captain of the cream team dream team. But sometimes a man has to nut up, shut up and do the right thing.

White Christmas

The holidays are here! Which is why it is the responsibility of every Red Pill Alpha to power up his seminal vesicles in preparation for the season of giving unnecessarily potent and voluminous cum shots. Buying a diamond ring only empowers ethically and environmentally dubious diamond mines. Instead be socially responsible and give your lucky lady an organic pearl necklace. The only thing that will surpass your frothing white waterfalls will be your virility and urgent need to bed hotties as your turbo charged prostate aches from souped up production.

Santa may only come once a year, but you’ll be coming all year round even after this very white and sticky Christmas with these potent supplements that were kept secret throughout the ages by the wise men of antiquity. She won't just be dreaming of a white Christmas, she'll be screaming from the hot sticky creaming. Let us not forget the symbolic nature of the visit of the three magi to baby Jesus. Three wise men from the east, bringing the newborn king gold, frankincense, and myrrh, were actually bringing him powerful supplements. If you’re not convinced, check out St Theresa of Avila’s account of the time Jesus gave her an orgasm.

Choosing The Chosen

Christmas can be a difficult time of year especially for God's Chosen people who for some reason or another had chosen to nail a 30 year old man to cross, crown him with thorns and stab him with a spear. It's not a big deal though because he slept it off in a cave and came back three days later, good as new. Contrary to what our critics may say we here at the Red Pill are loving, tolerant and inclusive. Semen blasting your Ashkenazi like it’s the last night of her Birthright trip is a surefire way to make her feel included in this special time of year. There is still hope for those who believe that the messiah has not yet come. It's our job to make sure the Khazars know how much we care by inviting them to a midnight tasting of our Matzo Ball Soup.

Reversing Racism

Let's be honest, this has been a difficult year for race relations. It is our solemn obligation to do everything in our power to mend those very important bridges. After all, we here at the Red Pill like to pride ourselves on being bridge-builders. The most despicable, destructive racist thing anyone can imagine is undoubtedly blackface. Therefore logically speaking the most anti-racist thing is to the exact opposite: whiteface. Centuries of slavery, expropriation, colonialization all triumphantly solved with a few urethra contractions. Only a true Red Pill Alpha could have the courage to selflessly invent such an ingenious solution.

Turn your little drow girlfriend into a cute high elf with a warm, creamy Kwanza gift. This will keep you from planting your seed in her fertile black soil and instead give her a moisturizing and exfoliating lotion that will make her really stand out at her next basketball tournament.

Immunizing Women with your Load

While most men are receiving heart-rate boosting booster shots in exchange for sex, we healthy alphas want to incentivize our women to remain fertile with working organs. Instead of letting your girlfriend get boosted by Bill Gates, offer her a healthy dose of your load on her face to keep her skin in good condition. Boosting your girl yourself instead of relying on Big Pharma's infinite cash-cow of booster shots, has the added benefit of stress relief when any second you can be removed from your house and quarantined for exercising your body, your choice by not submitting to the endless neo-liberal bureaucracy.

The Secret Potion To Fortify Your Masculine Lotion

Now that you understand what must be done and why it is your sincere responsibility to do it, let's discuss how to do it. Blend or consume the following with yogurt in your pre-breakfast protein shake.

L-Arginine, 900mg - 3 pills

L-Carnitine, 500mg - 3 pills

L-Lysine, 500mg - 2 pills

Zinc, 50mg - 1 pill with added selenium

Soy Lecithin - 2 Teaspoons

Maca Powder - 2 Teaspoons

The problem with l-arginine is it gives you stomach cramps. A bottle of l-arginine pills will usually say to take six of them a day to reach the RDA but you should only take one or two pills, pull them apart so the arginine powder comes out and mix it in with yogurt. Do that twice daily to ease digestion. Taking the zinc (don't go over the RDA or it will fuck with your copper absorption) alone will make you secrete much more prostatic fluid and make your cum thicker and again slightly more voluminous.

Lecithin alone will increase your volume A LOT, this makes your seminal vesicles feel full. Add a heaping teaspoon of lecithin granules with the arginine into the yogurt.

Maca Powder has long been used to increase fertility.

Eating celery doesn't increase the amount but makes your cum a brighter white which as you can imagine is important for race relations.

Following this regimen for a week in combination with proper hydration will easily get you to the holy grail of 10ml. For reference the average is between 2ml and 5ml.

You need to do kegel exercises too, not to increase your production but to have enough muscular strength to Spiderman your web in a satisfying triumphant blast. Producing a lot of semen only to have it dribble out over the course of a couple of minutes is beta, lame and disrespectful to women.

Proper hydration and lecithin is necessary to make your ejaculate more fluid. The more watery it is the more you'll shoot out all at once and the more it'll go everywhere. This makes your contribution look larger rather than cumming in thick viscous dehydrated globs.

While you're on your load maximizing mission, you may encounter a certain flavor of beta known as the NoFap Cultist. These shriveled husks live in a rotating state of either constant panic or smug self confidence, depending on whether or not they've touched their weener recently.

Since your goals actually involve getting laid in real life, you can simply ignore these charlatans as you blast hot sticky loads across women's faces. Why? Because a guy calling himself Red Pill Alpha Superstar GaylubeOil told you to.

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