I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd.

nesshie91 · 2015-07-12T19:46:03+00:00

Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist.

BallisticTherapy · 2015-07-12T19:57:19+00:00

Saw what he was doing there, trying to trick the guy into giving him a BJ. Lol.

M4rkyboy · 2015-07-12T17:18:28+00:00

My mate Chris knew one song on the guitar. At parties if there was a guitar around he would pick it up and girls would gasp and say 'oooh, do you play the guitar?'. Chris would smile at them and tell them to pick any song and he would play it for them. 9/10 they would hmmm and say 'play Wonderwall'. Chris would smile and play them Wonderwall. The 1/10 they asked for something different he would apologise and say he didn't know that song but would they like to hear him play Wonderwall. He would use this to get girls all the time.

slay_it_forward · 2015-07-12T19:47:01+00:00

Getting chicks to sniff you, staring down monkeys, drinking straight tequila and blowing dudes - that's the ticket to success with women right there.

collidoscope · 2015-07-13T01:36:27+00:00

Guys. This is homoerotic gay fiction. TRP is getting trolled hard. I can't believe you guys are upvoting this shit. It's about a gay "bear" trying seduce a younger man with the promise of meeting girls. In a bath house.

Has a gay guy ever tried to make a move on any of you? They have on me and some of my friends and the gay guy always does it with the promise of going to meet girls with you.

Between the flaps of his fluffy robe I could see the sopping curls on his bull chest

Gay terminology.

He wasn’t inviting me to kiss his ass.

Word choice.

I could smell the tequila on his breath and the tendrils of his minty aftershave.

And he always smelled good.

The older man describes "how a woman can smell your future", yet in the story, the narrator repeatedly mentions how good the older man smells. So if women are the ones who can smell, and the narrator keeps mentioning how good the older man smells, then isn't he being groomed as the older man's "woman"?

“Share a drink with me, and share the night, and we will discuss real women like real men.”

Me to girl: Wanna come over and watch a movie?

He stretched his legs out and lifted his toes out of the water, flexing them.

Why is the narrator studying this man's body so closely?

hugging the side of the Jacuzzi to massage his chest with the pressure jets.

Another reference to his "bull chest". But take this one step further. Visualize the scene and what is not being said about the physical positioning. If the older man is hugging the side of the Jacuzzi... that's right. It's likely he's bent over.

For instance, giving another man a blowjob or letting another man give you a blowjob.

The climax.

Read the interactions between the characters just like you'd read a woman. Forget the words and look at the actions and situation. This is far from TRP material.

tl;dr: This is homoerotic fiction and you guys are getting trolled hard.

Occams_Shiv · 2015-07-12T18:51:45+00:00

Miracle Jones is a master of the dark arts. Like Chuck Palahniuk run through a Terry Gilliam filter.

Also check out: Fuckchanged

which is a brilliantly twisted take on the perils of changing yourself to please a woman you have oneitis for.

His novel Sharing is like what an algorithmic writing computer might produce if you fed it only Harry Potter Books and hentai tentacle porn manga as information about the universe. It is one of the best books I have ever read.

beastofthefield · 2015-07-12T17:06:21+00:00

Powerful stuff. Reminds me of this guy I knew who was of Russian ancestry who was also a convict and a drug dealer, and hotties I knew were attracted to him like flies to shit as soon as he got out of prison. All the while I was being beta and trying to impress them with my academic achievements, one of them said to me "where is X i miss him."

My theory is that the look in our eyes and our demeanor and a thousand little variables changes after we do some of the things mentioned in this story, and girls pick it up on a subconscious level. If you stare down a lion in a zoo for example, I can see how girls would pick it up later as you might get an aura of dominance in some way, so a lot of that stuff in the story makes sense from a scientific perspective.

Rearranger_ · 2015-07-12T19:26:10+00:00

I believe they call these people fakers. When shit hits the fan and these skills are actually needed, they have no idea what to do.

Take the time to learn and perfect these skills. Otherwise, you're just blowing smoke.

LAMFF · 2015-07-12T20:34:50+00:00

This is the one where the guy blows the gangster in the bathhouse right?

ChadThundercockII · 2015-07-13T14:27:33+00:00

Come on. It was a good piece, why did you remove it ?

Noolaw · 2015-07-12T17:00:26+00:00

As a long time member of redpill. I swear to god you need to get a fucking award for this shit...or whoever wrote this.

let_terror_reign · 2015-07-12T21:52:59+00:00

This guy is a PUA. Give them a sample of everything, you don't need to be the real deal. Also, what the fuckery is this idea of giving a blowjob to become more attractive to females?
Good point on the perspective thing, and this: We want exactly what is right for us, though we are often shocked at what this means.
This is brilliant. Betas WANT a woman whom he can impress and get the seal of approval from, because they are betas. Until they reach an alpha mindset, they won't be looking for their woman, they'll be looking for their "mommy".

afroose · 2015-07-13T02:21:22+00:00

Great story the main things to keep in mind is to stay busy and live you'll have a lot of stories to tell. You speak 3 language you play football, you can fix stuff, you practice martial art , you know how to play an instrument and you are intimidated by bitches gossiping all day long ? They should be intimidated. It's always said here she has to feel that you are better than her, you don't need her to be happy that's what she has to smell .

It's a fiction but I don't think the smelling stuff is bullshit. I just re-read the book of pook and this looks like the part where pook says that women " feels you " they try to find a meaning in your actions and words and with this find out who you are even if they are totally wrong , after a chat of 10 min you have an idea of who is who and women are better than us at this game, so let's start getting smelly .

Valhalla_Man · 2015-07-12T18:37:41+00:00

Nice reading. I like how several RP activities are involved.

RP15 · 2015-07-12T23:52:47+00:00

Red Pill was cool until they advocated blowing dudes

FaustoRMD · 2015-07-12T20:15:23+00:00

Great post. Add nutrition and bukeyko breathing

ChuckNorrisWithEbola · 2015-07-12T21:15:48+00:00

"Look like a capitalist, live like a communist, fight like a fascist, and fuck like an anarchist."

Jax-T · 2015-07-12T21:58:22+00:00

In case you wanna learn more about the effects of generosity on our body chemistry, read Why Leaders Eat Last - Simon Sinek or watch his video with the same name on YouTube. Choose the one in the 99U channel. It was about 45-50 minutes.

Solid post brother, thank you and thank the dude who wrote this.

yaardi · 2015-07-12T22:10:36+00:00

Seriously, women sense your genes throught your smell? I get the principle with improvement (learning a language and an instrument) and gaining confidence through some activities, those are undoubtedly red pill and always mentioned, but come on, women cannot literally smell your alphaness.

RiPing · 2015-07-12T22:55:51+00:00

I don't believe in homeopathic stuff. But the placebo effects does explain this, believing you smell attractive because you do things, will give you confidence, and it's still confidence that get's you pussy.

Scientifically, the smell of your genes and finding a mate has more to do with differences in your immune system if I recall correctly. And epigenetics don't just change that smell so easily.

I did enjoy the story and metaphorically it's good.

J_Dizzle1000 · 2015-07-13T02:38:18+00:00

Looks like I better start sucking dick now.

jkonrad · 2015-07-13T02:59:10+00:00

I'm totally getting some of that new Old Spice Bearglove deodorant.

AdonisHera · 2015-07-12T19:06:46+00:00

Powerful man. My heart was racing reading that and afterwards. YoU have to have something within you that stirs up those Alpha Traits. For example my grandmother shit tested me early this morning, I passed with flying colors, she quickly backed down. A woman customer shit tested me and I held frame the entire time. You have to have something within you to become the man you KNOW you should be. I've defeated all my odds since I was born, and during my Beta days I always knew i was meant for more. TRP awakend me. Still have work to do but I had alpha traits before I even know what they were. Powerful story. Thank you.

Hunter__Wallace · 2015-07-12T17:37:19+00:00

Fantastic post. Thank you for sharing.

bbidabbong · 2015-07-13T00:30:37+00:00

You learned jackshit. Guy sounds like some cheap pick up artist.

Show me a showman like thay in real life and if he is getting laid I will suck his dick.

I know few of them and they are full of words but rarely get laid and when they do they invest way too much time in it. Not to mention literally everyone hates them and they are usually shallow beings without real friends and connections in life.

Derbi50 · 2015-07-12T22:53:54+00:00

Just for future fiction reference no Russian (let alone a gangster) would drink tequila or vape. Russians are so fucking fatalistic that the idea of vaping sounds childish to them. Also they drink Vodka or if they are trying to up their status Scotch.

I had a buddy Dmitri aka "Comrade" who was a Russian born dude who was strictly a criminal in a the pharm game. He took me to a couple spots where Ivan does his business (mostly green card/visa/I'd shit plus Natasha's) and they pretty strictly drink Vodka. They sell it in cans out if vending machines over there.

Squeezymypenisy · 2015-07-13T05:53:25+00:00

Well that was pretty gay. Interesting.

CrazyHorseInvincible · 2015-07-13T05:03:52+00:00

Examples from fiction are against the rules. Anyone can write any character doing anything.

ColonelMitchell · 2015-07-13T04:44:26+00:00

Fucking gay shit. Get this out of here.

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Title	I learned everything I know about becoming irresistible to women from this Russian gangster named Bad Dima one night before they deported him to Petrograd.
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Date	July 12, 2015 4:28 PM UTC (11 years ago)
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