Summary: I figured a thread dedicated to shit test examples (in person, text game, whatever), once a week, would make for a good resource.

TLDR - Post shit tests you have already passed and give analysis.

Edit: Probably should have asked the mods before posting this. Oh well, better to ask forgiveness than permission. My intention for this thread is not for it to become a BP, question-asking shitstorm; if you're look for answers to your own problem, start an AskTRP thread.

Edit 2: I'd like to add that if this were a weekly thread, I shouldn't be the one creating it (mods perhaps?), and the opening post shouldn't include an example as mine does. Let all things be equal, the userbase can decide which examples deserve more attention through voting.

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People have different learning styles. For some, knowing the definition and some blanket examples of shit tests isn't enough. If you still don't know what shit tests are, there are two links specifically about this on the side bar that you should read before continuing.

This is a text conversation between myself and a 6 month old plate.

Me: What are you doing tonight?

Her: Looking after nana and getting ready for work... The usual.

Me: I want to come over and get you into bed early.

Her: I'm not so keen sorry. Zero sex drive at the moment lol.

She's allowed to not feel horny. That's fine. Laughing about it though? That's not cool. Shit test spotted. Disagree and amplify to defuse the bomb. I'm still hoping sex is on the table here, as a result I probably come off a little needy.

Me: The solution to that is more sex. Trust me, I'm a doctor.

I'm not a doctor. (Always amplify to absurdity)

Her: You wish mr. You sounded like you were going to pass out last time you did me. Was freaky...

Hard to say how the first shit test response was recieved. I didn't get the sex, but I did get another shit test. Holy shit, what a shit test it was. Load agree and amplify. Fire all cannon.

Me: I'm remixing all my sex grunting into music. I've been recording every session. Last week I needed a very specific grunt to go right before the bass drops. Don't worry you aren't on it, you don't make enough noise.

Agree. Amplify to absurdity. I threw in a pressure flip for good measure, she really doesn't make as much noise in bed as I would like.

Her: Hahaha your bullshit is so funny sometimes :)

Not quite the result I wanted but the shit test is most definitely passed. It still looks like I'm not going to get with her that night. Time for radio silence. Thanks abundance.

3.30am 4 days later, Her: I could fuck now. Tipsy and sooooo horny. Would suck u off soooo good :)

This was literally the first time she's sent me a text like that. Thank you shit test gods for granting me an opportunity to increase my SMV in her eyes.

Lesson learned? AWALT. All girls shit test. Passing shit tests increases your SMV in her eyes. From her last text: all girls have the potential to act like sluts, you just need to be the right man at the right time.

TLDR - Post shit tests you have already passed and give analysis.