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SO MUCH HAMSTER

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October 30, 2014
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Title SO MUCH HAMSTER
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Upvotes 66
Comments 79
Date October 30, 2014 3:47 PM UTC
(11 years ago)
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[–]tombreck2 75 points76 points77 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is what happens when an alpha male has a secret bbw fetish. He hooks up with a whale like this one time, pump and dumps her and she thinks that she can attract more similar alphas

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points120 points 11 years ago (30 children) | Copy Link

Everyone wants someone above their SMV.

Women just think they deserve it.

[–]gideonrakthor50 points 11 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

Its amazing how the idea of raising her own SMV doesn't even seem to come to her mind.

[–]KingoftheAssholes 40 points41 points42 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Of course she doesn't. Her friends and society keep telling her "she beautiful the way she is and here have another mcshit to drown your feels in."

[–]gideonrakthor15 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

haha, mcshit. Thats why all men need to stop fucking whales for themselves, and for the sake of the guys with non-existant smv's who they SHOULD be fucking.

[–]AlfaWolf 10 points11 points12 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

The whale logic. Very intelligent creatures.

[–]Mightyskunk 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Just like she'll deserve a promotion at work despite not being qualified and not even doing her own job properly.

[+]korewarp -31 points-30 points-29 points 11 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

I'll settle. At this point I'm so fucked in the head from not having a proper relationship in my adult life, that I'll take anything.

Heck, dating a 7 at this point would intimate me. I just want a house and kids. Nothing more. I wanna be normal :(

[–]DoctorWelch20 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

We are downvoting you because it's time to stop complaining and having that pity party over there in the corner. Get up, dust yourself off, stop taking life so seriously, and find happiness and success within yourself.

[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You need to re-evaluate yourself and start fixing yourself up instead of giving up. The best part of being a guy is that your smv is almost completely in your hands. You get to choose how attractive you are to an extent.

[+]VelaStorm -13 points-12 points-11 points 11 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Then unsubscribe to TRP dude. It will never bring you happiness, just relationships that are emotionally abusive and a continuous power struggle. A happy, healthy relationship is built by teamwork, not adversity.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 11 years ago* (17 children) | Copy Link

A happy, healthy relationship is built by teamwork, not adversity.

A happy, healthy relationship is built by the understanding of proper gender roles. Women should be in the submissive role, and men should be in the dominant role. TRP teaches how to achieve this in the modern world.

Blue pill somewhere else plz

[+]VelaStorm -16 points-15 points-14 points 11 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

Then look forward to a life of adversity. Gender roles are archaic. You will never find happiness if you spend your life chasing the past instead of accepting the future.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Gender roles are biology. No matter how much people want to change biology, they can't. Women are biologically inclined to be submissive. To fight this fact is to fight happiness itself.

This is the reason most people aren't happy, and why most adults are on anti-depressants. Because they fight gender roles. They let women who aren't capable of leadership lead, and men are too timid to do anything about it. THAT is what makes people unhappy, not TRP.

[+]VelaStorm -8 points-7 points-6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No, gender roles are a social construction. Men just say it's biology so they can keep the upper hand and crush everyone else in their path. They don't like being challenged for equality. Too bad, it's upon you.

[–]666Evo 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

What? If the wrong end of a knife is in your future should you just accept that instead of "chasing the past"?
Future /= better.

In fact, given the divorce rates in developed countries, I think you could objectively say "Future = worse" in terms of relationships.

[–]VelaStorm -3 points-2 points-1 points 11 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Yes, and if you look at the abuse and violence in marriages in less advanced countries you could also say past does not equal better.

This is so typical in equality issues. Racism, feminism, what have you. The people in positions of privilege (i.e. middle- or upper-class white males) can't stand to be challenged on equality because it threatens to take away their privilege.

[–]666Evo 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Less advanced = historically accurate?

You're not good with the whole "reality" thing, are you?

Back to your cave, troll.

[–]VelaStorm -2 points-1 points0 points 11 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

No no, back to your cave, knuckle-walker.

[–]666Evo 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

It's "knuckle-dragger".
At least get your terms right, troll.

And stop being racist.

[–]VelaStorm-1 point 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Nope, both terms are correct. Nice try.

Source: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=knuckle%20walker

Meant in reference to someone who is less evolved (like the monkeys we evolved from...), but not in particular to any race.

[–]666Evo2 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Wooooah. How can I respond to such a source?!

No humanoid has ever walked on their knuckles. That's why we have feet. You're not particularly intelligent, are you? Racist troll.

[–]VelaStorm0 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Hahaha I love that you continue to call me racist for no reason. And yeah actually, our ancestors evolved and became bipedal, we evolved from monkeys, as I said. Take an archaeology course dude.

I will, however, no longer respond to you as you've completely missed my original point and tried to derail it to silly technicalities (which I am right about, by the way). Carry on with your miserable beliefs and existence.

[–]666Evo1 point 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

You assumed the entirety of the developing world abuse women and live in antiquity. Racist.

Monkeys don't walk on their knuckles. They walk on their hind legs and use the fore legs for balance/some weight-bearing. Find me one humanoid that actively walks on their knuckles.

Your original point was? Something about social construction or some bullshit? Yes, I'm 6 foot tall and 220 pounds of muscle because of social constructs.

[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

That's retarded as fuck. So the whole reason that we have done this well as a species is useless now? You somehow believe that you have cracked the code that billions of others haven't? That's pathetic.

[+]VelaStorm -8 points-7 points-6 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Hahaha how are gender roles the reason we've done well as a species? It's underdeveloped countries that value traditional gender roles that are suffering the most. Your argument has no factual basis.

[–]1 Endorsed Contributormordanus 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So hunter gatherer societies had it all wrong? The women should have been out fighting the wars all along because they are equals right? You're an idiot

[–]VelaStorm -5 points-4 points-3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Hey, maybe a hunter-gatherer society where the men were the gatherers and the women were hunters would have been a great societal construction. Unfortunately, we'll never know due to the systematic oppression of women.

[–]JudgeRedPill 30 points31 points32 points 11 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link

Here was the original post I found on another sub a while back.

[–]rainbowhotpocket 28 points29 points30 points 11 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit that's terrible. Thanks for the vomit haha

[–][deleted] 11 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link

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[–]Strongproudwoman 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

Smell of his vomit or of her sweaty hidden vagina?

[–]northsidefugitive 14 points15 points16 points 11 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Fat folds. They hide fungus.

[–]HDEDM 19 points20 points21 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Jesus Christ guys I'm trying to eat here.

[–]trpalternate 16 points17 points18 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

If you're hungry, just throw some flour in those folds and you'll have bread in no time.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Beer and bread from her yeast infected snatch. We shall call it Vagibeer and Ginabread. From her crotch to your plate in mere hours! That's some powerful yeast!

[–][deleted] 11 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

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[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Usually I can make others gag, but you made my brain go ICK! EWWW! DO NOT want.

Many compliments my good man despite our previous disagreements.

[–][deleted] 11 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Eeeeww... That fat, Ick. Yeah at times we disagree, I too am confrontational as well as opinionated.

[–]Gold_Mouth 13 points14 points15 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

That bitch looks like a bag of refried beans.

[–]Stormhammer 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

:( dude, don't ruin one of my favorite foods

[–]DoctorWelch4 points 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Awesome! You found my bowling ball. It's been missing for awhile. Glad to know someone finally located it.

[–]MoneyStatusLooks 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I would not fuck that bitch if you paid me.

[–]LittleCrazee 22 points23 points24 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Why am I expected to lower my standards for other people because of the way I look? Doesn't sound right to me.

This for me is the absolute funniest part. She is self aware enough to acknowledge that only a lower caliber of men than she wants are attracted to her because of the way she looks but she just can't possibly understand why the caliber of men she is attracted to don't want to lower their standards enough to be attracted to her. It's ok for her to look like shit and still have her pick of the litter.

Fuck. I think I just dropped 50 IQ points just trying to understand the logic vacuum one would have to exist in, in order to say something like that and wholeheartedly believe it.

[–]RedPill115 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What you'll notice is the lack of description of what her standards are. If she actually said she wants a tall, in shape, rich guy, she might be opened to be being attacked.

Instead she goes with the feminine "guys I'm attracted to". Well gee, what are her requirements? It "isn't right" that she should have to be skinny in order to get her muscle bound, tall guy with an expensive car!...just isn't quite as convincing.

Hey, you know, I can understand her pain if she's attracted to guys who are unemployed, as overweight as she is, short and losing their hair. I mean in that case, I totally understand where she's coming from.

[–]1kick6 20 points21 points22 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She's absolutely right, it's not shallow for her to want those things. It's outright fucking insane that she thinks her corpulence affords her the ability to attain them, though.

[–]theozoph 36 points37 points38 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Call DC Comics, her hamster is infringing on 'The Flash' franchise.

[–]kar3154 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I = comic book nerd. Could tell when I laughed way too loud.

[–]skylineboulevard10 points 11 years ago [recovered] (6 children) | Copy Link

Good god, I wouldn't even acknowledge her presence if she even came within my vicinity.

[–]JemsMckinley 12 points13 points14 points 11 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Depending on your definition of vicinity you might acknowledge her gravity

[–]teeelo 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Oh so that's how she gets men!

[–]IProbablyHaveEbola 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bitch got more orbiters than Jupiter prolly.

[–]IProbablyHaveEbola 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It would be tough considering her gravity well. This is you trying.

[–]JesusFuckILoveAnal 22 points23 points24 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Sometimes I look at someone and think "subhuman." This is one of those times and it doesn't have to do with race.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 11 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

But she was born fat, it's just the way Jebus made her! Her genetics and metabolism makes it too hard for her to have any degree of self discipline!

/s

Bitch is probably eating cake and ice cream as we speak. You have to eat like 7000 calories a day on a consistent basis to be that obese, these people have a full blown junk/sugar addiction.

[–]Stormhammer -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hate the people who try to justify that it might also be a thyroid problem. Fine, if they legitimately have that problem I get it.

Most do not.

[–]stillnoturday 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

While she isn't "lowering her standards" why should a guy lower his to her? It is amazing the logical disconnect these trash heaps come up with.

[–]alclarkey 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is a common occurrence on my local craigslist casual encounters section. If I had a nickle for every "BBW Seeks hung male" I saw, I would be a rich man. What I think is funny though, is that if they weren't so god-awful fat, they wouldn't need a "hung" guy to please them.

[–]2IVIaskerade 5 points6 points7 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm surprised. Not once did the word "sassy" appear.

[–]Stationarity 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

This is like the Bruce Banner of hamsters. Don't make it angry, you wouldn't like it when it's angry.

[–]23490865243879526487 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This is like the Bruce Banner of hamsters.

She probably turns into a fit, neat and pleasant white woman when she is not angry, which is never.

[–]tenin2010br 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Maybe she needs a Snickers?

[–]Endorsed Contributorbalalasaurus 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can you imagine the size of it? You'd probably end up as dinner

[–]scarletspider3 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

just let her be. reality will hit her sooner or later. when she finds the guy that fits her description but he doesn't want to be seen in public with her let her figure out why.

[–]gstvtrp1 point 11 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Reality will kill her sooner than later.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So she doesn't want people who don't look good or who are "sloppy, unkempt or old", but is surprised and annoyed when males don't want a girl who is really fat.

[–]EmperorAurelius 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She's right. She shouldn't have to lower her standards. But then again neither should the type of guys she's attracted to...

[–]OakTr3E 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly. That blatant double standard is not even funny. One could accuse her of being sexist towards less attractive guys. Just like SJW lash out on men who say they wont date fat women. But oh, I forgot, sub-standard men are losers while substandard women are beautiful, intelligent and strong! In fact all women are that and anyone who disagrees is a misogynist creep.

[–]Schaawing 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She literally doesn't understand that attraction is a two-way street.

[–]denmaur 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

One of the things the government can't regulate or control is attraction. So sweetie, your entitlement mentality is going to have to take a back seat to the reality of your fat, smelly, ignorant self.

[–]itsxeno-4 points 11 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

You don't know that she smells bad.

[–]tenin2010br 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I can smell her through the screen.

[–]Brap180 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well for one, she's posting this garbage on Tumblr. The secret (or not so secret) gathering place of SJWs, Feminazis, and betas

[–]Derzu_Uzala 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She should try dating her hamster.

[–]Lipophobicity 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You can have any standards you want, you can also spend your retirement with your 15 cats

[–]Nate1885 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I like how she still clings to "overweight" tag. I'm overweight this chick is obese!

[–]shawn8795 -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

SOMEONE PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY

[–]cruxae -1 points0 points1 point 11 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Is this /r/TumblrInAction ?

Thought we were better than this...

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