The "Bitch." Test

The "Bitch." test. Some of you may be wondering, "what is the bitch test?"

The bitch test is a tool used to discern your social standing/level of attraction with a girl (note: this doesn't work the same with men).

The fundamentals behind this test operate under the parameters that the subject is a female and that they are not family. The idea behind this test is that if a woman believes that you have an acceptable SMV, are alpha enough, and/or are able to turn her on, that you will be able to call said woman a bitch (or broad) with no negative repercussions and possibly benefits from said action.

I have witnessed this test before my eyes, before I ever came up with the hypothesis. I have also tested it myself. I have also supplied several anecdotes below.

Anecdote 1: I was a Junior in high school. I had just moved to a new city and had started attending a local high school. In the first few days, I became acquainted with several members of the football team. I went to a party and met many other athletes, as well as many girls and their non-ahlete friends. This crowd was considered "cool".

As well as becoming "friends" with them, there was also a girl who took to an infatuation with me. She was 8/10, played volleyball, had a nice rack and a great butt, but was quite naive. This girl had a best friend who was the alpha bitch of the school. Dimepiece looks, rich parents, and she also was dating the prospect quarterback of the football team.

This girl invited me to hang out with her and her friend. When I arrived at around 8, all three of them were there. I was introduced to the other two, then we began the night.

We were playing a game of foosball, and after the game was over Chad McQuarterbackCock says "These two bitches will make some food, come check out my dad's corvette."

Not a word from either of them. They went right to the kitchen and cooked up some Alfredo fettuccine, which wasn't bad at all. ChadBack McQuarterCock was no doubt alpha enough.

Anecdote 2: This is a test I performed myself. I had been plating this 8/10 girl (5'5, 120 lbs) whom I met through an acquaintance. I had moved to town and she messaged me on Facebook when she found out. A few months after plating, I implemented the bitch test.

I had just picked her up from her apartment. We went to my place and were preparing to eat popcorn and watch a movie. We got inside and after I took my shoes off I said "Alright now make me some popcorn, bitch."

I had never called her that before, but it worked. She said "Ok!" and asked where it was. I almost couldn't believe it. This is where I began to see the pattern.

We didn't even watch the movie, we just ducked for a few hours. I took her home after getting her some things from a gas station.

Anecdote 3: This Anecdote is from my perspective, but not about me. When I was about 20, I knew a guy who was about 23. He was quite beta, but always put on a show like he was a big shot. He would always talk of his "bitches" and said they would suck him off whenever he asked. I knew it was bullshit, but he surprised me one day by calling a friend of a girl we both know a "bitch".

We were all at a party. I arrive with girl A and girl B. Douchebag23 is there with several friends of his. We had been there for 20 minutes or so, when we ended up in the kitchen. Girl A, girl B, and myself were putting beer in the fridge when Douchebag23 opens the door and says to girl B

"Hey, get me two beers, bitch."

Girl B knew DB23, and the shit storm that ensued was almost comical. Girl A says "what the fuck did you just call her?" DB23 falters, and has no response while they lay into him. After getting bitched out, DB23 is really red in the face and says "sorry, I'm so sorry" over and over. You could see the satisfaction on the girls face.

The point of bitch test is to see whether or not you're Chad McThundercock. It's a nuclear bomb option which will most likely ruin your relationship with said woman, but the path to success will have its hardships.