Boy, oh boy where do I start. I work for a very reputable company in South Florida. I am a senior account executive with 3 junior salesman under me. One of my rock star junior executive's Dan has been consistently scoring a 90% close ratio for almost a year now. However for the last 3 months its clear his game was off. For the last three months hes been closing in at 60% or less.

When something like this happens I immediately get on it. I told Dan not to make plans after work because we were going out to eat and have drinks , so I can get down to the bottom of whatever the fuck is going on. I need him back on his A game asap or its time for him to start looking for other work.

What comes next is of no surprise to any TRP veteran . After 4 shots I cut to the chase and get to it. Of course, hes having girl problems. Turns out his wifey who is a HB9 has been withholding sex for a couple months now. Mind you Dan is a former professional baseball player. Has a body most men can dream of, a car most of you will never be able to afford, a home paid off CASH in Miami Beach, and one in New York. There's only one problem. If being BETA was a religion Dan would be the pope.

A little bit about Dan's unicorn. She is a former cheerleader for several pro sports teams. When I tell you this chick is hot I mean it. She has 1.2 million instagram follower hot. She is a pharmaceutical sales rep now who probably makes more then Dan.

Withholding sex cant possibly be it, I tell myself. That's kinda normal , I tell myself a lot of women do that. As I dig in further, the real shit starts to unfold. Turns out Dan's boo has recently been in contact with her ex. Her ex, happens to be CONVICTED BANK ROBBER , responsible for being the leader of a crew that robbed banks and armored car trucks all over the tri state area up in New York.

When I mean she has been in contact with him, she has been visiting him in federal prison and loading his books up with thousands of dollars for commisary. She has given him over 20k in the last year alone. Now I have been to prison and let me tell you this, 20k in prison is the equivalent to 100k in the streets. She has daddy living very well in prison.

The reason shes withholding sex? Daddy beat his appeal and has been granted a release for late 2017. HES COMING HOME.

Moral of this story ? AWALT. Do not ever be Dan.