So I meet this 21yo girl on Okcupid, pick her up and take her back to my crib. We then proceed to have three wild romp session sleepovers in the next four days.

During this time she says she's just recently broken up with her ex, whom took her v-card. Her rollercoaster range of emotion went from giggly and fun, to weepy-eyed feeling sorry for herself, to the gonzo style oral sessions you'd likely find on the front page of pornhub. Back and forth, vice-versa.

Last day, valentine's day, we have morning sex, not thirty minutes later her ex calls and she goes outside to argue, says that he's at her mom's house (where she lives) with a gift for her, ect. I drive her back, kiss on the cheek, "hit me up anytime."

Two days later she hits me with big paragraph text, "idk if you've been busy/thanks for good time/i'm not into fwb/i regret it, i'm not a hoe, etc."

I say "Been busy. You're a good kid, glad to be there for you if ya like."

Then after she says "Thanks, you too," she goes off about how she had a deep convo with her ex/never realized how much he loved me/their relationship anniversary happens to be valentine's day/he showed me an amazing day (the day of the morning where she was deep throating me)/I finally found love.

Now, this chick really is a "good kid." She's intelligent, artsy, good sense of humor, and pretty laid back. But the cognitive dissonance is amazing, to say she had some big realization about true love with her ex the same day she's waking me up with a slobbing.

Feminine loyalty and love, for the most part, exist in women's minds and fantasies, not in real life. Adjust strategy accordingly, my friends.