A Nightmare in Missouri

ThrowAway2k187 · 2019-01-03T09:20:11+00:00

Some dumbass Private will lock that shit down, and bring that wildebeest to the FRG meetings with a smile on his face.

boisdevie · 2019-01-03T12:19:02+00:00

She wants go get married. I want a Ferrari 250GTO. I suspect most of us may be disappointed.

moorekom · 2019-01-03T08:57:45+00:00

We say no.

pleac · 2019-01-03T09:10:00+00:00

The irony is , the content in the post is not sarcasm.

Chiliresident · 2019-01-03T11:11:16+00:00

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence she’s taking photos of herself at a cemetery....or is she trying to subconsciously tell you something?

bunnysuitfrank · 2019-01-03T13:24:46+00:00

I thought craigslist closed their personals pages?!

This lady’s only about 4 hours from me, and I’ve got a pair of camo shorts I bought in middle school.

Can I borrow someone’s truck?

VictxrSenpai · 2019-01-03T15:01:04+00:00

What a Perfect example of how delusional these women are.. "must be 39-43 yrs old, goodlooking, have a nice truck, connections?" All this while shes looking like a wet potato that fell under the couch and got dog hair stuck on it.

taxandstuff · 2019-01-03T10:24:46+00:00

im sure she's pretty on the inside.

ransay3277 · 2019-01-03T12:46:46+00:00

Even inking out most of her face does no good.

karlhungus53 · 2019-01-03T12:42:13+00:00

Man, what a pig.

Minorkaos · 2019-01-03T13:19:01+00:00

Dependasourus. Always a dumbass pvt or pfc, no matter how many talks the platoon sgt has...

Sp0kySc4rySk3l3t0n · 2019-01-03T12:42:40+00:00

It's a no for me

FourthAge · 2019-01-03T10:47:10+00:00

Gross

divorce33 · 2019-01-03T13:58:05+00:00

There is just no way. She didn't sell herself at all. I understand women are "human beings" and men are "human doings", so we are expected to see woman as individuals, but come on ....there is only so much that can go. This woman (wildebeest?) offers absolutely nothing.

LewisCross · 2019-01-03T14:38:00+00:00

i can almost hear "Dueling Banjos" in the background....

SeanGQ · 2019-01-03T13:07:26+00:00

I want get married.. Perfect.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2019-01-03T13:52:56+00:00

Does that shit actually work? I mean that whole post is nothing but red flags, how could anyone fall for that?

byronshadow · 2019-01-03T16:56:31+00:00

Where are all the good Colonels?

trying to find a job, vehicle, and a safe home to live so I can get my kids back

I'm sure I don't need to tell you guys this, but they don't just take kids away on a lark unless she moved in a sex offender or broke their bones or something. The social workers would have given her an improvement plan with simple stuff (clean up the trailer, feed them something besides Pop Tarts, etc) that she chose to ignore.

brazil84 · 2019-01-03T11:39:53+00:00

It's close, but I'm going to guess that this is parody/trolling.

AsianHawke · 2019-01-03T16:39:25+00:00

Guys, come on. Can't you see she's tire of games!?

FactCheckOnTheFly · 2019-01-03T19:03:31+00:00

ITS MANBEARPIG!

Goonie314 · 2019-01-03T16:14:33+00:00

Lol so many red flags. Also hilarious that this pic was taken in a cemetery. Want to talk about meeting your death. Sheesh

Watcher2 · 2019-01-03T18:15:40+00:00

Why is she standing in front of a cemetery in the first selfie lol?

HodlSolo · 2019-01-03T19:45:34+00:00

She's in a fucken graveyard.......

snowball_in_hell · 2019-01-03T13:57:39+00:00

Whole-Lee-Shit.

Doesn't that kind of information at least wait until the third date?

IcebergHermit · 2019-01-03T15:07:18+00:00

All she deserves is a dildo

JPBooBoo · 2019-01-03T15:54:28+00:00

That description is uproarious!

Jesus_Faction · 2019-01-03T16:10:07+00:00

This has to be kinda old cuz craigslist got rid of its personal ads a while back

BiggusDickus- · 2019-01-03T16:28:28+00:00

Am I the only one that noticed her picture is in front of a cemetery? There is some serious symbolism going on there.

OP, you win. I honestly don't think anything posted in this sub will be able to top this one.

Philhelm · 2019-01-03T16:29:11+00:00

Is the truck a dealbreaker?

IAmNuclearMan · 2019-01-03T16:48:11+00:00

Oh man, someone's gonna die alone and cats are gonna eat her face.

#Darwinism

yung_wulfy · 2019-01-14T06:19:41+00:00

Any man that would fuck with her is certainly a true soldier

Daniel0739 · 2019-01-25T02:12:24+00:00

The worst way someone could be thanked for his service is by getting married to this... monstrosity.

tim_at · 2019-01-09T01:45:19+00:00

there are ppl on craigslist??

Title	A Nightmare in Missouri
Author	JPBooBoo
Upvotes	256
Comments	72
Date	January 3, 2019 8:37 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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