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Basic brain behaviour breakdown: brightless bimbo bewilded because beguiling blokes bypass bananas belief. Battiness begets barren belly.

Impressive-Cricket-8

September 30, 2022
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Title Basic brain behaviour breakdown: brightless bimbo bewilded because beguiling blokes bypass bananas belief. Battiness begets barren belly.
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Impressive-Cricket-8

Upvotes 177
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Date September 30, 2022 11:39 PM UTC
(3 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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Comments

[–]CavannahWAATGM Endorsed 129 points130 points131 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

The Princess' Paradigm:

"I have a problem. Everybody who I want doesn't want me, and I don't want the people who want me. I refuse to modify my standards but also refuse to accept that others can have standards that disqualify me. This is everyone else's fault."

[–]Land_of_the_Losersthe-niceguy.com 72 points73 points74 points 3 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link

I have a problem. Everybody who I want doesn't want me, and I don't want the people who want me.

The hawt men won't commit and the committing men aren't hawt! Also, none of them are rich enough. And, like, can ya be over 6 feet tall so she can wear heels at the formal functions you bring her to, god damn it?? How much does a perfect demigoddess have to settle??

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 37 points38 points39 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

You did not include a 15" penis (no exceptions) to her list.

[–]GanjaToker408 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

There are plenty of donkeys and ponies out there she can date, cuz a human male would have to be dumb AF to touch that bitch

[–]TraksimussJr. Hamster Analyst 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She tried, but it turned out even ponies have standards.

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She tried, but it turned out even ponies have standards

That was good.

[–]Dry-Pianist1853 1 point2 points3 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

lol that was good

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This is every man's fault."

[–]SnakeEyeskidthrew her a dildo then went to play Zelda 22 points23 points24 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The Patriarchy strikes again!

[–]Siddyf 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This patrick dude appears to have his hands over everything.

[–]PirateDocBrownJr. Hamster Analyst 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's pretty much my problem. Except, of course, I take responsibility for my choices, and accept others' standards.

[–]NutsLikeMelons 102 points103 points104 points 3 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Women - “we want your wages, a nice house, security, kids, good looks, good sex and marriage”

Men - “ok, in exchange we want you in your 20s”

Women - “no”

[–]trodden_thetas_0i 35 points36 points37 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

FDS hags would call one a pedophile for dare suggesting 20 year olds are more attractive than their 30 year old counterparts.

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

FDS says 45 is the new 25.

[–]ZarBanditDefinitely NOT a Talking Potato 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It is. …In retarded fantasy land.

[–]wellimoutSr. Hamster Analyst 26 points27 points28 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

More than just, “no” - they label it all kinds of ridiculous things: oppressive, creepy, sexist

[–]mmnnButter 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Instead they waste their 20s on rich men...in a system designed by the rich....wait a minute

[–]trodden_thetas_0i 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not just rich. If the guy is tall and white, he can be broke.

[–]AurelianWayJr. Hamster Analyst 74 points75 points76 points 3 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Classic validation seeker. She isn't looking for advice or possible solutions. She just wants internet strangers to agree that she is wonderful and doesn't need to settle for anyone.

[–]RetainedByLucifer 51 points52 points53 points 3 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

A sadistic person may tell her not to lower her standards and that she is the goddess she thinks she is. Encourage her to keep seeking perfection until she's in her 40s.

[–]freedomisatreasure 42 points43 points44 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's what I would do. Keep encouraging her solipsism, keep feeding the narc monster, keep her stuck in that entitlement prison until no ammount of awakening will help her anymore, haha.

[–]AurelianWayJr. Hamster Analyst 30 points31 points32 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

LOL she doesn't seem the type that would need a lot of persuasion. If she is like other modern whamens then her demands and requirements might increase when she hits 40.

[–]SnakeEyeskidthrew her a dildo then went to play Zelda 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Obviously cuz then she truly will know what she wants! Also all the fertility treatments or surragacy/adoption needed at that time will require more money right?

Go kweenz never settle! (silently invests in catfood company...)

[–]I-am-the-lulAll Ass No Stick 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

My reason would be because when post-wall women "settle" they end up screwing over the poor guy for whom she settled for thanks to the fact she resents him for being the best she can get, not the man she feels she deserves.

[–]Boar_excrementwoman up and deal with it in the name of equality, bitch 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

^ This is why most marriages fail. The man busted his ass to gain some success and finally land a wife. Now, he just wants to enjoy what he worked for.

However, her resentment at 'settling' will not let him do that. She deserves better. After all, she gave him her last two eggs and duty sex on his birthday. And she has to keep up with neighbors after all.

Que the Hollywood divorce/upgrade fantasy and watch purgatory for all parties unfold.

[–]NutsLikeMelons 17 points18 points19 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

TIL I’m a sadist.

[–]Billcat69 10 points11 points12 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Isn't that pretty much the entirety of the dating advice on FDS? Which should tell you something about intra-female competitiveness.

[–]lorum_ipsum_dolorJr. Hamster Analyst 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

A sadistic person may tell her not to lower her standards and that she is the goddess she thinks she is. Encourage her to keep seeking perfection until she's in her 40s.

Are you saying women are sadists? Because that's what women do.

[–]RetainedByLucifer 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Crabs in a bucket.

[–]Impressive-Cricket-8absolutely adores added alliterative appeal and assonance[S] 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Welp, here we have the best woman there is and has ever been. A better woman shall never be born, and yet even she has trouble finding a mate. How dare men chose other woman over our 31 years old heroine? Who cares about youth, companionship and amenability when you can have a woman that has heard from everyone around her how amazing she is?

[–]Aromatic_Shop9033 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I wish I could be as perfect as Wonder Woman, here.

[–]AurelianWayJr. Hamster Analyst 21 points22 points23 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

She's obviously the paragon of female greatness. I don't know why she is even on the dating market when all it has to offer is mundane mortal men. The men she wants are probably on top of mount olympus.

[–]Aromatic_Shop9033 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Zeus, get in line for this kaaaweeeen!!!

[–]Dunkman83 7 points8 points9 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

shes mother teresa, oprah and cardi b all rolled up in one.

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 39 points40 points41 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Another," I just don't feel the tingles" woman. I wonder why at 31 she thinks like that? Could it be she had the pair bonding was fucked out of her by the boys (that turned her on, but for some reason never put a ring on it, but she fucked them anyway). Now, after crashing through the wall and who knows home many cum canons fired into her, she just cannot find the one. I ask what was she doing at 25? There is the answer.

[–]Vaako81 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That’s old in many cultures! Especially India. At that age she would be what the Russians called old birth giver is what I heard haha.

[–]plz_say_sike1 points 3 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link

She’s not giving the full story. A 31F that’s looking for a relationship/marriage begins her journey by dumping her long term boyfriend?

Me thinks she was dating a white guy and got pressure from her family to leave him and find an Indian man to marry. So now she has these unrealistic standards for the Indian guys so it won’t look like she downgraded. Unfortunately for her, high value Indians aren’t going to mess with boomerangs (Indian/asian women that exclusively date white but settle for a brown/asian guy when they hit 30 usually due to family pressure and/or because the white guy won’t marry them).

Maybe I’m reading too much into this but anecdotally speaking, I’ve seen this exact scenario on more than one occasion

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So I didn’t read the initial post initially and skipped to the replies within the screenshot. I could tell she was Indian / south Asian from just the comment towards the end about guys from her culture not dating down in terms of background. That was all it took.

I wonder if I would have guessed the background regardless as they certainly seem to be a big portion of the FDS kween market. Pushed by family into a very good job and completely look down on men from their own background

[–]Admirable_Bee_8714 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

At 31 in South Asia, is practically leftover territory. People in that culture still marry for family and no man in that age range that is single is looking wife up a 31 year old. I remember writing that as a reply to this post and some bimbo asking me why that was. They keep looking at this from the lens of the US when in reality the culture itself is very different and in that culture you marry the family more than you marry the individual. No family is going to advocate for a 31 year old.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can confirm that this is true as a South Asian man.

[–]One-Move 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But for 53 me the 32 year old south East Asian was just fine

[–]Tonybigguns 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Women: Look if you don't have the triple 6's don't even think about me.

Men: What are the triple 6's?

Women: 6 figure salary, 6 or more feet tall, and 6 pack abs.

Women: Yas queen you get what you deserve!!

Men: I like long hair.

Women: You're a misogynist pig how dare you! Bet you have a small dick!!!

[–]InevitableOwl1Swipes with a dictionary in hand 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Or “I’d like it if you shaved your legs and under your arms”

Reee! That is patriarchal oppression. A man is never asked to do such things !

(Cue bewildered look and pointing to the previous list of requests / demands)

[–]One-Move 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Reply with the 4x zero, size zero, kids zero, tattoos zero, loans zero….

[–]DicamVeritatem 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

….and zero dicks.

[–]CavannahWAATGM Endorsed 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That's actually a good one for baseline long-term commitment criteria in response to the 6-6-6-6 "ideal" (6 figure salary, 6 feet tall, 6-pack abs, 6" endowment).

  • Zero kids

  • Zero tattoos

  • Zero debt

  • Zero drugs

Not sure how you'd work in "not overweight" and "not insufferable" as bonus qualifiers, but it's a good starting point.

[–]One-Move 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dress size zero 🤣 my wife is south East Asian 4 11 and 110lbs

[–]Joaquino7997 23 points24 points25 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

There's NO convincing women like her. They just KNOW they're absolutely perfect in every way. And yet they continually ask "where are all the perfect men like me?"

Thoughts and prayers to her future therapists and cats.

[–]OverkillengineCasts Pearls to the Swine 20 points21 points22 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Note how she starts trickling truthing a little bit right at the end about how she may not be matching male preferences....

But still tries to blame men.

[–]dwguy281 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hmm... a woman not willing to "settle" and the men she wants being expected to? Say it ain't so...

[–]TakingControl2004 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah I'm sure EVERYONE wants to marry a 31 year old womxn.

Also, femcel spotted in the wild. (It's not a me problem, they're the problem for not picking me.)

[–]BeholdTheHairRespectful reprobate 14 points15 points16 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Also, femcel spotted in the wild. (It's not a me problem, they're the problem for not picking me.)

Practically speaking, "femcels" don't exist. Even the most corpulent bridge troll can find a guy to knock her down if sex is truly all she's looking for.

The term you're looking for is inspin - short for involuntary spinster.

[–]freedomisatreasure 16 points17 points18 points 3 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

So let me get this straight: she says about herself that she is "kind", "funny", "intelligent" but at the same time she also said that "those men" will "NEVER" be happy no matter what "kind, funny, intelligent woman they end up with". Does that mean those men will be miserable if they chose OP as well ? Kinda seems that way. The multiple congnitive dissonances throughout that post, holyyyy sh... !

EDIT: What I would do is keep encouraging her solipsism, keep feeding the narc monster, keep her stuck in that entitlement prison until no ammount of awakening will help her anymore, haha !

[–]Plazmatron44 13 points14 points15 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Another narcissistic woman pricing herself out of the market with her hypergamy.

[–]Land_of_the_Losers1 points 3 years ago [recovered] (4 children) | Copy Link

religion

Uh oh. It looks like her invisible friend is also interfering in her love life.

[–]mustangfrankCopy-paste Commando 18 points19 points20 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lil' Miss Patty Perfect Just Can't Win.

And the problem has to be all men. What else could it be?

[–]Billcat69 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm guessing wrong caste may be the main issue.

[–]TakingControl2004 8 points9 points10 points 3 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

Tbf that statement could mean that she is irreligious but finds only religious guys.

[–]Land_of_the_Losers12 points 3 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link

Yeah, I was being flip. She mentioned that she's east Indian (which could mean a lot of things, including being irreligious), so I have a feeling she meant that her Sikh/Hindu/Muslim parents aren't into Hindu/Sikh/Wrong-Type-of-Muslim boyfriends.

[–]Recent_Ad8454 9 points10 points11 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

So a man in his 40’s who is never been married and has no kids is the price?

[–]masterlaster1199 6 points7 points8 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I find the apps better for me because I get to set my preferences.

As I have noted on PPD, women really do want things to be as sausage fest-y as possible, to feed into their hypergamy and Chad-chasing impulses. Women become super picky in sausage fests. This is an uncomfortable truth.

Whenever there is a social circle with a bit of a healthy male-female distribution the women always try to ruin things by banning people from forming relationships from friends found in those groups.

Imagine telling men they should be friends first with women but forbidding men from seeking relationships from women they are friends with.

[–]LVL50JustThisGuy 5 points6 points7 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Full-Metal Epiphany!

[–]Mister_McDerp 4 points5 points6 points 3 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Surprisingly based dude in the reddit comments.

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