Hard-hearted hooker's hush-hush handiwork highly hinders honesty, harming heedles honey. Hurt hasn't happened... Hitherto.

kidruhil · 2022-01-14T19:52:38+00:00

Guarantee he isn't actually her bf and she's just one of many plates he's spinning. Dude prob knows all about her line of work just from her skill in the bedroom. Dude doesn't give af since he was never gonna commit, he's just busting a nut on that slut

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-14T19:54:56+00:00

If it floats, flies or fucks - rent it.

~ Some wise man.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-01-14T20:13:07+00:00

He's insecure if he can't handle you being a sex worker. Go find a real man who will be proud to pimp you out! /S

HedgeRunner · 2022-01-14T20:18:14+00:00

I find it pretty interesting that modern women knows prostitution is frowned upon with indignity yet having 100s of sex partners isn't.

When that number gets to a certain degree, it's a sign of cheapness.

Invictus_44 · 2022-01-14T20:04:56+00:00

At 29, her looks are starting to fade. She needs to change her line of work anyway

Lezonidas · 2022-01-14T20:18:24+00:00

Even if he was a carpenter he wouldn't be proud to say "Here is xxx, she's a prostitute", that's something she knew from the start, but she chose easy money. Now there are the consequences.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-14T20:56:02+00:00

A great weekend post and example of WAATGM-ITM. She realizes there are likely going to be some consequences for her poor choices, mostly that quality men aren't going to commit to her and will most likely be so disgusted they even end things.

And for your continued excellent comments, submissions, and especially titles, I'm upgrading you to Senior Hamster Analyst, /u/Impressive-Cricket-8. You'll keep the custom flair, but have that spiffy gray background on it.

Keep up the great work.

AmbitiousHornet · 2022-01-14T20:05:17+00:00

Well, well, this begs the inevitable question: what does she bring to the table? What kind of employment could she find after giving up hooking? What will she say when the interviewer asks her about her work history, i.e. what have you done for the last ten years of your life other than riding a professional cock carousel and deceiving your boyfriend? She is the lowest of the low.

Frosty_League · 2022-01-14T19:41:46+00:00

What the fuck

CarpAndTunnel · 2022-01-14T20:24:37+00:00

SHE HASNT EVEN STOPPED YET!

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-01-14T19:48:35+00:00

I was going to query how she hid it for 6 months. But if he is away flying a lot …

vegasbadboy702 · 2022-01-14T20:00:58+00:00

Oh lord. Disgusting. Guy probably thinks he has a nice girlfriend and she's a lady of the night (who has been one for a bleeping decade!) I shudder to think how many D's she has taken doing it for ten years.

incarnate1 · 2022-01-14T20:45:00+00:00

Some women just seem to default to lying as the first option when there are things they're ashamed of or don't want to bear the responsibility of their choices. They probably got away with it in childhood, even rewarded for it in Western culture.

The pilot probably knows, but doesn't care. Just another side piece. In the end, the pilot will commit to no one girl or if he decides to, someone who hasn't been run through hundreds of times.

TheUnspecialist · 2022-01-14T21:02:46+00:00

She hasn't said that she stopped yet. She also clearly didn't value education like she implied at first, because she dropped it all for the escort life. That pilot will eject when he finds out the wreck he's been flying for the last few months.

V_M · 2022-01-14T21:26:20+00:00

She says he fell for her, but that's untrue. He fell for an imaginary lie she told.

Also I know rule 3 no saying a post is fake, etc. However... she says he's 34M but the truth is, he told her he's 34M. How old is he?

In the USA the AVERAGE airline pilot is 46. He's so young he should be a copilot if that.

Plenty of Army helo pilots transition to jets... but here's the kicker, its unlikely a warrant officer will graduate flight school before mid 20s. Yes theoretically "street to seat" but not most. Then after graduation, the 10 year ADSO kicks in and can't quit for a decade. So most retired Army pilots getting a COpilot's job at absolute minimum around 40 or so after kicking around and some training.

I know the Army pilots personally from when I was in, but I had to google for Air Force. They have a slightly better deal where it can be 8 years total of which 5 years have to be active so theoretically there are jet airliners that could be flow by a reservist air force CO-pilot who's only 27.

Yeah a whore probably doesn't know the difference between a pilot and a co-pilot as her line of work does not have co-whores (or maybe I'm missing out?) and the world is full of exceptions where a Army pilot could get kicked out for some weird medical reason at age 20 that wouldn't inherently prevent picking up a copilot job. What would med-board an army pilot but not prevent a class 1 medical certificate? Maybe he fainted at the sight of blood or he's allergic to gunpowder? Rare, but in theory...

Anyway I'm just saying I would not be surprised if she lied about her job, he lied about his age. Some guy out of town, horny, meets a hoe, knows she's a whore but doesn't want to pay, he's old enough to be her dad, she lies about her job, he's like F it why not, he lies about his age ... I've heard crazier stories. I got another theory. He knows she's a whore and lying about it and keeping a secret, so he's not going to mention his wife back home, I mean he was gonna pay for it that night anyway and now he gets it discounted to free and she can't say nothing or he will say something and her family knows him on facebook and stuff so she can't say anything about the wife and kids back home ...

La_Diablito · 2022-01-14T20:14:14+00:00

Hahaha fuck telling your “bf” 1st, bitch get a real job 1st!🤣🤣🤣

HolyGourdofJerusalem · 2022-01-14T21:26:43+00:00

Well done, /u/Impressive-Cricket-8

Alliterative analysis allows amazingly amusing anecdotes.

I agree with the other posters here, she's deluded if she thinks the only one. I have a buddy that flies for one of our national carriers...he has different women in many cities.

damn_montana · 2022-01-14T21:58:14+00:00

Would be hilarious if he wasn't a pilot at all

The-truth-hurts1 · 2022-01-14T22:03:02+00:00

The difference between men and women.. me have to work hard and struggle.. women realise they don’t have to work hard if the spread their legs.. it’s only later in life that when you work hard you are proud of what you have achieved.. but when you have spread your legs you only have regrets and fears

Impressive-Cricket-8 · 2022-01-15T01:03:33+00:00

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3v1ltw3rkw1nd · 2022-01-14T22:59:15+00:00

dude's not really an airline pilot, he's just telling her that. he's probably figured out early on really hot woman+amazing in bed+no visible source of income=hooker

ETA a 34 yr old dude doesn't have anywhere near the experience to be an airline pilot, those guys are typically retired military

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-01-14T22:00:15+00:00

Once they taste that "easy" money, there is no turning back.

CrunchyNutFruit · 2022-01-14T23:36:45+00:00

I hope he brings the hot sauce for the condom.

Boar_excrement · 2022-01-14T23:58:30+00:00

She is not the only liar in this situation. It is ironic that she cannot see that she is being duped.

Her gold digger must be broke...

Daman_1985 · 2022-01-14T21:03:05+00:00

Probably when she tell the truth to him it's the end of the relationship. When she said she was a "personal assistant" that was the end.

czwarty_ · 2022-01-15T11:38:07+00:00

some raped me and beat me up

a certified "real, normal work like any other" moment

thedukeinc · 2022-01-14T21:47:31+00:00

Actions meet consequences

b_a_d_r0b0t · 2022-01-14T22:35:17+00:00

It’s almost like women know that there will be consequences to their sexual past.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2022-01-15T02:42:00+00:00

Daily reminder that sex work is not real work & never will be!

John_Savage69 · 2022-01-14T22:10:55+00:00

Why do they always start out with their educational credentials---oh, wait...the "student loan debt" is always the hook for the hooking. Need to make the reader feel sorry for her because she had "no choice" because evil schools want money to teach you a useable skill. But then she didn't even finish her schooling, so its totally irrelevant. Also notice how she never says whether she actually used her whore money to pay off her debt--doubtful.

Approaching 30, maybe she sees that her value in her chosen line of work is decreasing. The post reads of desperately wanting to "hook" the pilot.

houseoftolstoy · 2022-01-15T05:17:01+00:00

Life choices have lasting consequences. There is no going back from the fact that you are/were a prostitute. Sure, a woman like this could quit and try to turn over a new leaf, but that will be a mark on her past forever. She is in a no-win situation because she put herself there. She did not have to become a prostitute, she did so by her own free will.

She is guessing correctly that this man will dump her if he finds out the truth. He most certainly has options, and he will not be choosing a woman he knows is a prostitute. It really is only a matter of whether she tells him and rips off the band-aid, or he somehow finds out. Either way, she is not going to have an outcome where he is going to remain committed to her if/when he finds out her profession.

This woman does have one important function she can fulfill: serving a warning to other women about the consequences of prostitution. Is the money that is so easily earned worth giving up a good chance at a quality man? My answer would be no, and even if most women agree, those that become prostitutes are leaving the question blank on the test but finding out later that blank answers do not count as scoring points on the test.

For a woman to get this answer correctly, she has to never engage in such actions. While most women do not choose to be prostitutes, many (if not most) make other such decisions with their lives that leave the questions of "will I make a decision that disqualifies me for a relationship in the eyes of a quality man?"

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-14T23:14:44+00:00

He's spinning plates probably.

Another proof with woman's age nowadays is the key cut off criteria for LTRs looking men.

The older the gal is the more damaged she is, ran through by miles of Ds.

Modern womenike this one are disgusting, lie from the get go.

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2022-01-15T21:21:43+00:00

stupid whore

user84893093748959 · 2022-01-16T13:12:32+00:00

Besides the principle that there is no dating; you are either married or not married.

___ is not ___ if ___ is missing the essential elements/attributes of what ___ should have.

A car is not a car, if it has only two wheels.

A plane is not a place, if it doesn't have wings.

A relationship is not a relationship, if it lacks trust and intimacy.

He is not your boyfriend, if you're lying about who you are.

hightidelowshore · 2022-01-14T22:55:45+00:00

How are ya now?

BrewingHeavyWeather · 2022-01-17T17:35:12+00:00

The text implies that she's been "working" during their relationship. The deception made it guaranteed to end poorly, but if she's been cheating for money all this time, too, this will be a breakup to get out the lawn chairs and popcorn for!

GoldPotential6298 · 2022-01-14T23:50:14+00:00

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Title	Hard-hearted hooker's hush-hush handiwork highly hinders honesty, harming heedles honey. Hurt hasn't happened... Hitherto.
Author	Impressive-Cricket-8
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Comments	92
Date	January 14, 2022 7:38 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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